Not a bad idea..... . put this en my entree table when I leave my apartment in case anyone Breaks in. ts the first thing you see.. MFW you're giving me a free rape kit if I break into your house. serial killer Coffee table apartment
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#10 - thedarkestrogue (12/19/2012) [-]
MFW you're giving me a free rape kit if I break into your house.
#1 - John Cena (12/18/2012) [-]
then they use it and you are ******
#2 to #1 - gavinvincible (12/18/2012) [-]
Haha yeah, they might think they're justified in killing you.
#18 - CatfishCrothers (12/19/2012) [-]
And then they use them on you when you get home. That is a horrible idea.
User avatar #20 to #18 - XAssassin ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
^
#22 to #20 - tkuja (12/19/2012) [-]
i dont see how this relates
#17 - peggscott (12/19/2012) [-]
And lube... can never go wrong with lube...
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#45 to #4 - John Cena (12/19/2012) [-]
But he only puts it there when he leaves the apartment so I don't see how he would be able to go into his room and tie him up.
User avatar #7 to #4 - pvtgoblin (12/19/2012) [-]
What is he gonna do? Stab me?
User avatar #26 - jellybob (12/19/2012) [-]
congratulations, you've now armed the thief with a knife, mask. rope, tape and the element of surprise.
#5 - Animefreake ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
#19 - hoggu (12/19/2012) [-]
YFW the thief uses it against you.
#8 - GingerCOM (12/19/2012) [-]
what if the police come in?
User avatar #9 to #8 - theantidote (12/19/2012) [-]
While he is out..without a warrant..just breaking and entering into his house..to arrest him for what..having a mask, a knife, string and duct tape?
Yeah, your logic is infallible :)
User avatar #3 - PgFalcon (12/19/2012) [-]
A cheese knife?
#12 to #3 - trolocaust (12/19/2012) [-]
Cheese knife? He eats it by the block.
#13 to #12 - John Cena (12/19/2012) [-]
Loled way too hard xD
#40 to #13 - karnax (12/19/2012) [-]
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#46 - opa (12/19/2012) [-]
one day there will be a thief in front of your door thinking "			****		 i forgot my mask, duct tape and my knife" sees the coffee table and is like "			****		, i am one LUCKY 			************		"   
   
   
   
hfw
one day there will be a thief in front of your door thinking " **** i forgot my mask, duct tape and my knife" sees the coffee table and is like " **** , i am one LUCKY ************ "



hfw
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#34 to #32 - John Cena (12/19/2012) [-]
my are what family visits ?
#36 to #34 - John Cena (12/19/2012) [-]
I AM FAMILY VISITS.
I AM.
User avatar #42 to #36 - purealterego (12/19/2012) [-]
YOU ARE FAMILY VISITS ME IN FAMILY YOU HOME?
User avatar #38 to #36 - pedobearseviltwin (12/19/2012) [-]
I am family and I can confirm you're indeed you're family visits.
Wut
User avatar #49 - luckybastard (12/19/2012) [-]
just leave a dead body on the floor and you'll be fine.
#47 - Yojimbo (12/19/2012) [-]
It's not like you're ever going to have opportunity to bring a girl home anyways, right, OP?
#48 - jaketasticness (12/19/2012) [-]
So he can use all that stuff to scare the **** out of you when you get home?...

Where's the logic in that?...
#35 - superchingles (12/19/2012) [-]
Not really... you just give them the tools to **** you up. Stupid as **** imo.
#27 - John Cena (12/19/2012) [-]
Never rob a serial killer, things can just get weird.
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#43 - imprettycool (12/19/2012) [-]
You guys are saying he's arming the house intruder, but if he walks in and DOESN'T see the stuff, he can run like hell and call the police. Problem solved ************* .
#41 - ikrisstellem (12/19/2012) [-]
**ikrisstellem rolled a random image posted in comment #2086695 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** MFW i come back and there is none of these items in my sight
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