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Dewey

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en they' re not in school?
and wiser than us, ,
rig to seem: at he' s thinking
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Like me with backyard.“ spent days
watching ; trying to tig' which
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the those ants could hgi, praying
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#6 - hottbill (12/19/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Made me think of this conversation from Babylon 5:

"An Ant.

I have just picked it up on the tip of my glove. If I put it down again, and it asks another ant, "what was that?"

How would it explain? There are things in the universe billions of years older than either of our races. They're vast, timeless, and if they're aware of us at all, it is as little more than ants, and we have as much chance of communicating with them as an ant has with us. We know, we've tried, and we've learned that we can either stay out from underfoot or be stepped on."
#48 - herecomesjohnny (12/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
they said only malcolm was genius, but come on dewie had the world in his hands
they said only malcolm was genius, but come on dewie had the world in his hands
#19 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** (12/19/2012) [+] (21 replies)
Well, an ant does have no quarrel with a boot.
Well, an ant does have no quarrel with a boot.
#20 to #19 - ILoveFurries (12/19/2012) [-]
"Ant, boot."
"Ant, boot."
User avatar #41 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He should get some pink shoes.
User avatar #34 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** (12/19/2012) [+] (25 replies)
This reminds me of what a friend told me about the debates over whether there is a higher power or not.
He said:
"There are an infinite number of planets out there, infinite forms of life with either greater or lesser intelligence than us. By using our understanding to figure out whether there is a God or not, we are actually being incredibly ignorant by assuming that the entire plane of existence we reside on bends to the logic of one race, out of the possible billions of races out there."
#92 - christheace (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
@ Captchas

Paint skills, arn't even comprehensible on this plane of existence
#162 - djequalizee (12/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"God can see everything we do, right? So he can see we're doing wrong."

"Yeah Dewey. Because God can MAGICALLY see through roofs."


God this show is was funny
#90 - AmandaNicole (12/19/2012) [-]
Everyone is having a religious shit storm and I'm just sitting here like
Everyone is having a religious shit storm and I'm just sitting here like
#98 - abyss (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
yes, hmmm...
#49 - therealredhood (12/19/2012) [-]
Does that mean Ant-Man is god?
#133 - vycanismajoris (12/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What if God is somekind of superadvanced alien?
#23 - misfitsftw (12/19/2012) [-]
malcolmtime? oh fucking yes
User avatar #47 - Shiny (12/19/2012) [-]
I don't think anyone can have a mother like his and believe in a higher power.
#168 - thegreatbizzo (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#85 - fukyeahraptorr (12/19/2012) [-]
that was a clever way of thiking
that was a clever way of thiking
#134 - datgermanguy (12/19/2012) [-]
Great show. Great scene. Fucking love it.   
   
Oh, yeah, almost forgot to add something to the religious debate which is going on down there: The most important message is in his last sentences: "I guess all we can do is live our lives with as much kindness and decency as possible"
Great show. Great scene. Fucking love it.

Oh, yeah, almost forgot to add something to the religious debate which is going on down there: The most important message is in his last sentences: "I guess all we can do is live our lives with as much kindness and decency as possible"
#45 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #2 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** (12/18/2012) [+] (19 replies)
that might be the difference between God and a Human
User avatar #66 - belzb (12/19/2012) [-]
I personally don't believe in any god human beings have imagined, but I don't outright reject the possibility of a god-like force in the universe. The only thing I will say is that no human being has died and seen the afterlife for longer than a week and then been brought back to life to tell us what it was like and if there was a god. I don't know what will happen when I die but I guarantee not a single other human being that has ever lived does either, and since we all don't have the supernatural capabilities to find out until we die I'm just gonna cross that bridge when the time comes and live my life the way I see fit.
#153 - N. Korean citizen (12/19/2012) [-]
I wonder if Malcolm was so smart because of meth
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