One bit

you fool you cant buy money with money, you must sell something, and ive got just the thing to sell
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I SEE!

Oh, wait...

Express delivery

And i love you for this gif.

And I love you because of reasons

Joke on you, I go BANANAS ON THE MOOOOOOOOOON

BEYACH!

dafuq have I just witnessed

._. wtf is that?

looks like rarity eating at subway

That's one messed up sandwich then..

Sandwich? When I saw that I thought she was deep throating some hideous dick.

same here!

You blew it!

God damn it, Discord.

Just cause it's prettier than yours.

Because behind that facade of your chocolate rain parlor tricks, I know what you really consider chaos, I know about the thousands of ponies you subjected to your chaos experiments during your brief reign in the second era, and I know for a fact that snot is not blowing out of the nose of our beloved monarch.

Aww c'mon, I was just having fun.
Note: I'm still way pettier than you.

Celestia is the prettiest. I don't even need a mirror to know that.
Now behave yourself, or we shall call the Elements to wreak Friendship upon you one last time.

Oh dear, why so serious.
I could easily just snatch the elements once again and bury them within a chocolate could roaming the skies with an exponentially ever growing speed which would cause it to move to timeless dimension. Leaving all of Equestria to be my playground once again.

You really are naive, Discord. Do you actually think the Elements are physical objects? The amulets possess no power, but are representative of power. You cannot simply whisk friendship away, because it will persist through the myriad trials you could fabricate and turn you to stone.
I'm letting you have your tiny little province of Equestria with the broken ponies from your experiments, but if you push me any further I will abandon politics and go all Friendly on your ass.

GREETINGS, EVERYPONY! WE HATH ANNOUNCED OUR ARRIVAL USING THE TRADITIONAL ROYAL COMBO BREAKER!

Lol. You broke the combo *after* half of the conversation had already been made. That's not a combo break, that's just posting in the middle of a conversation after it's already happened. Go home, Sister. You're drunk.

Forgive us, sister, if we hath misused the traditional royal combo breaker. We hath nary a moment to practice it during our thousand-year banishment.

Your constant attempts to make me feel guilty for things that were your fault were the reason I banished you in the first place.

We will admit to our wrongdoings, as we hath once before, if thou will admit that ONE THOUSAND YEARS WAS TOO LONG

Sure, you keep on saying it was too long, but guess who still returned as Nightmare Night despite the thousand year imprisonment? You.

Because SOMEPONY kept us trapped there with her for one thousand cycles.

Nightmare Moon*

<--- Look at all the pretty purple lines

What if 6 becomes 5?

Sometimes, to contend with the forces of evil, a benevolent monarch must adopt to those corrupt ways. It is always a painful decision to make sacrifices, always one that necessitates deep contemplation, but I know my loyal subjects are willing to the last to lay down their lives to stop you. If you take out one of the ponies who embody the elements, there will be another just as pure of heart to step into her place, because Equestria is the ultimate for of a utopia in which everypony lives by a creed of amity and compassion that is entirely alien to you.

Dear Princess Celestia.
I've been captured by you arch enemy, Discord.
Please send help.
Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
PS: Or don't, we're having so much fun.

Who would you send to play my little games, who would you send to save your champion.

I love this whole thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread was some of the best reading I've done in the FJ comment section. You all have my thumbs.

Psst, darkjustifier, read this thread, its really worth it

You seem to be in possession of quite a few discord pictures, care to make a trade? just name your price.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

pleeeeeease

awww

Forgot the picture. =[

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Nice, I want some bits.

Bet you don't even praise the sun.

You just lost a bet son.

You may praise the sun....
But do you know the Trident Dance?!?!

Naw.

But bitches betta know about my fat rolls.

k.

I'm looking at pricings for custom coins like these...

Producing 100 of these (With no detailed edges like ribbon designs) would cost about $370 minimum. With ribbon edges it would be $125 for the die setup and an extra .50¢ per coin

Make that $375 minimum for 100.

that puts things into perspective....

So, what annoys you is that those capable of producing quality art do not produce art which covers your own interests? Well... perhaps you should take up art and produce what it is that you want to see.

I am an artist