My friends black and he lives in Idaho, his name is Dre

He's not your friend unless no other black people are around, just pointing that out.

There's a black in my neighborhood.

What the fuck is a "while gorilla"? A primate that won't give you a definite time frame for when a task will be completed?

"Hey, I talked to Greg in accounting a few minutes ago, told him you were wondering when those expense reports would be finished."

"Yeah? What did he say?"

"Nothing. He just shrugged, beat his chest, tore off his shirt-- he's got a new tie, it was cute-- and threw his shit at me."

"Do you want to file a complaint, Mary?"

"Nah, it's just what he does. As long as he gets it done on time, nothing to worry about."

pull yourself together

You must be some sort of goddamn comedian.

God damn it, I was on the phone with my wife and said "I'll be a short while" and typed it right as i was pointing out that black people are dreadful. By bad.

Does your wife know you're racist?

No, she's black.

I kid, I kid. that's not racism. Not liking black people doesn't make me racist, I don't feel superior. I just don't like them.

Does your wife know you can read?