Found this in my grandmas basement. . In all’. if iri' l, 'frills teii C: In Illgal r', TCL' H tellah. So, someone at my school wrote a note saying: "I may be quiet, but on Friday my guns will not." and left it in a classroom and now the whole school is
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Found this in my grandmas basement

In all’. if
iri' l, 'frills teii C:
In Illgal r',
TCL' H
tellah
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User avatar #63 - doctakfc (12/19/2012) [-]
you should go on pawn stars
User avatar #58 - DrSalvador (12/19/2012) [-]
Damn I'm ******* hungry but I don't know what to eat
#64 to #58 - thatsimple (12/19/2012) [-]
mashed potatoes   
with ketchup
mashed potatoes
with ketchup
#51 - rectophobia ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
**rectophobia rolled a random image posted in comment #2272724 at MLP Friendly Board ** --> What I found in my grandparent's basement
User avatar #36 - Zarakima ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
What is the significance of the Deathly Hallows symbol, top left?
#44 to #36 - Keoul (12/19/2012) [-]
Nope
User avatar #34 - anonymousattorney (12/19/2012) [-]
...Stand away from orchestra....wut.
User avatar #26 - nevergetsdubs (12/19/2012) [-]
Oh god, i wanna get one of those hang-ups and put it on my door when i get to Nuke Prototype school in June
#23 - lncognito (12/19/2012) [-]
The Dubliners wrote a highly sarcastic song about the World War 3 thread, which I'm fairly sure is a reference to this(or the other way around?), "Protect and Survive". Go listen to it, it's hilarious.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2UpM8Ci_ao
#24 to #23 - lncognito (12/19/2012) [-]
"World War 3 thread", too. why the **** ?
#18 - thatguywithpants (12/19/2012) [-]
My grandma's dead.
My grandma's dead.
User avatar #61 to #18 - tehlulzbringer (12/19/2012) [-]
One question:

Did you **** her before she got cold?
#55 to #18 - taila ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
#47 to #18 - Keoul (12/19/2012) [-]
Wow,   
I guess you never saw it coming man...   
I feel terrible, brb off to jump off a cliff... with a parachute
Wow,
I guess you never saw it coming man...
I feel terrible, brb off to jump off a cliff... with a parachute
#30 to #18 - anonymous (12/19/2012) [-]
grow a pair, children are born with aids, their are orphans who never had parents and you're being a sally over your grandma being dead, ******* realize how lucky you were to even know your grandmother instead of being all pissy cause she's no longer here.
User avatar #62 to #30 - jellybaby (12/19/2012) [-]
I ******* hate when people say that. "There's people worse off than you, so don't complain." So, by your logic, we can't feel sad because we're more fortunate than others? Does that mean we can't be happy, because there are people luckier than us?
**** you.
#53 to #30 - anonymous (12/19/2012) [-]
Shut up, anon
#42 to #30 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
My orphaned grandmother killed my other grandmother who had AIDS because my GREAT grandmother thought it would be amusing while my other great grandmother ******* sat there and watched. Quit being insensitive you ******* *********** ****** !
User avatar #32 to #30 - Durricane **User deleted account** (12/19/2012) [-]
Stop being such a **** .
User avatar #21 to #18 - Danzig (12/19/2012) [-]
lol
User avatar #10 - Sivad (12/19/2012) [-]
So, someone at my school wrote a note saying: "I may be quiet, but on Friday my guns will not." and left it in a classroom and now the whole school is freaking out and has no idea what to do... Besides not go to school, what can I do to prevent being shot. Does anyone have tips they may want to offer, just in case the **** hits the fan?
#56 to #10 - expeditas (12/19/2012) [-]
welp.... in the case that there just so happens to be a shooting; here is my advice:   
1) dont go to school on thursday and friday, if the whole school knows, then the gunman would too, and he'd do something unexpected.   
2)when a bullet riochets it stays generally right next to the wall the wall, so do not copy Soap's advice in MW2 and " hug the wall ! "   
3) If you intend on escaping your classroom via jumping out a window; dont jump through the big ones, the amount of glass will be too large thus severing your feet. think smaller, and if there is enough time, use a desk or chair to break it first, then smash away the remaining glass sticking on the sides of the windows(s)   
4) Get your ass out of his line of sight. if your'e not in front of him, your'e much less likely to die.   
5)  After getting your ass out of the line of sight; Get the rest of it out the area. no, not just behind a wall or two, bullets WILL penetrate those pieces of cardboard you americans ( if you are american ) call walls. whilst your'e getting your ass out of the area, stay low. as to avoid the bullets spraying through the 						*******					 cardboard walls.   
6) Don't just hide. Remember the batman shooting? those who hid had a much lower life expectancy than those who managed to escape. if youre hiding, the dude can still walk up to you!   
7) If he sees you, scream BANANNA! or PINEAPPLE! this might confuse him for a second or two, if it does ( no guarentees here ) then run away in a zig-zag manner. as in; take a few ( like 3 ) steps to the left, then 3 to the right, then left, then right, etc. it's much harder to shoot at, try it in a video game.   
8) Don't be a hero. seriously. That 						******					 over-rated. would you prefer to be outside with the police, blankets and hot coco, or in there having your leg lose so enough blood for an amputation, because you just HAD to do a flying spin kick at his gun that he'll just pick up later after shooting you with his other gun, didn't you?!   
   
To be continued.
welp.... in the case that there just so happens to be a shooting; here is my advice:
1) dont go to school on thursday and friday, if the whole school knows, then the gunman would too, and he'd do something unexpected.
2)when a bullet riochets it stays generally right next to the wall the wall, so do not copy Soap's advice in MW2 and " hug the wall ! "
3) If you intend on escaping your classroom via jumping out a window; dont jump through the big ones, the amount of glass will be too large thus severing your feet. think smaller, and if there is enough time, use a desk or chair to break it first, then smash away the remaining glass sticking on the sides of the windows(s)
4) Get your ass out of his line of sight. if your'e not in front of him, your'e much less likely to die.
5) After getting your ass out of the line of sight; Get the rest of it out the area. no, not just behind a wall or two, bullets WILL penetrate those pieces of cardboard you americans ( if you are american ) call walls. whilst your'e getting your ass out of the area, stay low. as to avoid the bullets spraying through the ******* cardboard walls.
6) Don't just hide. Remember the batman shooting? those who hid had a much lower life expectancy than those who managed to escape. if youre hiding, the dude can still walk up to you!
7) If he sees you, scream BANANNA! or PINEAPPLE! this might confuse him for a second or two, if it does ( no guarentees here ) then run away in a zig-zag manner. as in; take a few ( like 3 ) steps to the left, then 3 to the right, then left, then right, etc. it's much harder to shoot at, try it in a video game.
8) Don't be a hero. seriously. That ****** over-rated. would you prefer to be outside with the police, blankets and hot coco, or in there having your leg lose so enough blood for an amputation, because you just HAD to do a flying spin kick at his gun that he'll just pick up later after shooting you with his other gun, didn't you?!

To be continued.
#59 to #56 - expeditas (12/19/2012) [-]
<---who would want to shoot that?
9) If he has you hostage, then look down and away from him, curl your shoulders close to your face, try to make your palms visible , keep your center low, pout your lower lip a bit, lean your chin towards your chest and curl your back up, generally trying to make yourself seem smaller. This is an evoloutionary trait of body language designed to flip the off switch in the attacker's mind, because you look like a cute little baby :) and do what he says, no hesitations!
10) If you're female, show your lovelies to him, that'll provoke a protective sense in his noggen pot, and he will be less likely to shoot you. for now. after he releases his manly juices, it's ****** time.
11) If you're in a crowd and he shoots at it, play dead. What seems like a dead body is much less of a target than someone screaming and panicing 'n **** .
12) Tables arent bullet proof. Get over it.
13) If you have to hide, get into a room with as many books as possible, about 10 cm of them ( I think, can't remember the exact figures ) will be bullet proof enough. jam the door by lodging a chair between it's handle and the ground. and dont forget to stay down
14) If he is holding the entire class hostage, don't act out, try to blend in, be like ninja.
15) In the above situation, if he attempts to talk to you, talk back and mention how your family will miss you, how you won't fulfill your dreams to be a pilot and things like that, make yourself seem like a real person, that way he has a much harder time pulling the trigger.

Im gonna stop now, if anyone wants more, just say so.
#50 to #10 - manirock (12/19/2012) [-]
You could start by constructing a large wooden badger.
You plant said badger strategically in the classroom or gymnasium.
You and some trusted comrades hide stealthily in the badger.
Once the shooting begins you burst forth from the chest of the badger.
You and your comrades begin spewing horrible insults at the gunman,
Particularly insults relating to his mother.
The gunman will leave defeated and humiliated.
Note: If the gunman happens to bring a large catapult with him, abandon your
plan immediately and retreat into the treeline
User avatar #49 to #10 - smilinganon (12/19/2012) [-]
Well you could sharpen your pencil to a nice point and then when the guy pulls a gun grab the nearest person and use them as a shield as you run at him the grab him by the jaw pull him into neck stabbing range and keep stabbing him until it ceases to be funny.
User avatar #43 to #10 - scorcho (12/19/2012) [-]
just don't go to school for a week. but on friday you'll have to show up. Trust me i'm a scientist.
User avatar #39 to #10 - PolarFroster (12/19/2012) [-]
Don't be a bitch.
#33 to #10 - aerosol (12/19/2012) [-]
Or burn down the school
Or burn down the school
#31 to #10 - wudup (12/19/2012) [-]
How about you guys tell the police and have them go talk to the kid and his parents?

That, and maybe avoid school that day.
#29 to #10 - charasmaticjdub (12/19/2012) [-]
*ahem*  If you're not going to school, why do you need any more tips?
*ahem* If you're not going to school, why do you need any more tips?
User avatar #60 to #29 - arkensas (12/19/2012) [-]
Is that egoraptor?
#66 to #60 - charasmaticjdub (12/19/2012) [-]
Yes it is. He and JonTron are my two favorite Youtubers right now.
#27 to #10 - newborn (12/19/2012) [-]
i hope you already own a gun, because you'll need to go in on Thursday to get the good shots.



User avatar #25 to #10 - ViXi (12/19/2012) [-]
shoot up the school on thursday
#22 to #10 - Vanbr (12/19/2012) [-]
For this you will need:  1 monkey dressed in a suit, Enough vodka and glasses for the entire class, A cigar, A unicycle, and about 350$    
   
1. When the shooting starts have the monkey start dancing and serving drinks   
2. After everybody has a drink have the monkey hop onto the unicycle and start riding around to entertain the crowd   
3. Light the cigar and 						*******					 enjoy it while sitting on a desk near the door   
4. Once the shooter enters the room throw the 350$ in his face   
5. While he is distracted by the money grab the gun away from him   
6. You have saved your class.  Congratulations
For this you will need: 1 monkey dressed in a suit, Enough vodka and glasses for the entire class, A cigar, A unicycle, and about 350$

1. When the shooting starts have the monkey start dancing and serving drinks
2. After everybody has a drink have the monkey hop onto the unicycle and start riding around to entertain the crowd
3. Light the cigar and ******* enjoy it while sitting on a desk near the door
4. Once the shooter enters the room throw the 350$ in his face
5. While he is distracted by the money grab the gun away from him
6. You have saved your class. Congratulations
User avatar #40 to #22 - babyanalraper (12/19/2012) [-]
Or turrets. Lots of turrets. With rockets.
User avatar #17 to #10 - djboob (12/19/2012) [-]
Bring a knife to the gunfight
User avatar #16 to #10 - paintballgun (12/19/2012) [-]
Bring armor and bigger guns
User avatar #15 to #10 - precision (12/19/2012) [-]
Point your fingers as if they're guns and have a ******* DUEL in the middle of the school.
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User avatar #13 to #10 - thunderbirdbass (12/19/2012) [-]
some high schools have a plan just in case somebody cracks and tries shooting up the place, if you're honestly concerned show it to a teacher, if they take it seriously, which they should, they'd be smart to teach the plan to the students. If that person is serious, don't pick on anybody, I'm no doctor in psychology but I'd guess they're quiet as the note implies and might get bullied a lot, and if they think the world will end that day, they'd have nothing to lose and would shoot anyone who pisses them off.
#11 to #10 - lasertraceur (12/19/2012) [-]
Dont go to school?
#9 - phanact (12/19/2012) [-]
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all my grandma had was some ****** cookbooks
User avatar #5 - MythBuster (12/19/2012) [-]
i want that!!
#2 - anonymous (12/19/2012) [-]
Do I spot the deathly hallows?
User avatar #1 - finishhimlarry (12/19/2012) [-]
Deathly hallows in the top left corner.
User avatar #6 to #1 - herculespower (12/19/2012) [-]
Almost, there would need to be a line all the way up and down the triangle
#3 to #1 - aconfuseddonut (12/19/2012) [-]
That's the Civil Defense logo you moron.
#8 to #3 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
That just reminds me of this.
#54 to #8 - tehlulzbringer (12/19/2012) [-]
Yes, it's the same guy
User avatar #65 to #54 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Vulpes Inculta. He was, and still is, one of my favorite characters ever. I found it a bit odd that his card in the Caravan deck looks nothing like he does in-game.
#4 to #3 - finishhimlarry (12/19/2012) [-]
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Now now, there's no need for name calling, I was merely spotting a similarity.
#41 to #4 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
? &lt;---use one of these then it would make sense
? <---use one of these then it would make sense
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