a friendly reminder

Can you give back the 15 minutes you stole from me with that gif.?

This is the only work safe anything I've taken from 4chan, and everyone seems to love it every time I post it. And no, but I can waste 15 minutes on a .gif of yours to make it up to you.

Let the games begin.

probably but im too busy watching your gif to think properly

Honestly it's about finding a decent website when you start off.

And by a decent website you mean one of the three major websites that everybody uses.

A decent one in terms of that you won't click the homepage and find that the most popular video is somebody sticking his dick into a dead fish's mouth sort of website.

......where would one find such a website? so i know to avoid it.... FOR SCIENCE!!!!

no, because you started out just googling "sex" and clicking every pop-up with a hot girl on it, now we all have our favorite free multi-scene websites and adblockers.... ah to be young again

this gif....

There you go man.

thank you so much

Chill out bro, I got this.

thank you kind sir.

i have not anything with which to thank you, so here's ron swanson

I know that feel

Well someone who doesn't fap is considered weird but also someone who faps multiple times a day is considered weird.

it's a matter of finding the right time to do it, most guys I know fap's 1/2 times a day, most in the shower. So yeah.

you half fap

it's the ultimate self control!

the more porn you watch the more likely you are to be the creepy guy who faps constantly... not too respectable

I'm confused aswell

MFW profile picture

That's nothing
Look at me! I have pink text. you know I sucked horse dick to get it.

You obviously need to watch more porn then.

gif version

there you go :)

that doesn't even help :(

i know i was going fer teh lulz so maybe even the colorblind folks could have a chuckle :)

Ahh much better :)

Let me guess, NSFW brony board?

And others

You have an account, there are only two reasons to make a FJ account.

I rarely do to be honest. Tend to do it out of occasional boredom rather than anything else, but Xbox is about the same level on the "things to do when bored" list.

It doesn't.

look closely

It stabilizes, it it has been going up you would see the end of it either above the red one, or between the red and green ones.

it gets further from the bottom black line, look at the end of the blue line

I did, and in measuring that angel if it had continued at that same rate of accent the graph would have looked like this, but it doesn't, so it can be logically assumed that line stabilizes.

i admit defeat and offer an apology to any who my error affected.

No worries mate, it was fun debating with you.

You left your window shades open.

You just blew my mind!

Disable cookies!

...that's step one dude

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but is that Khan from Metro?

When I stopped receiving his help and had to try and escape communists stealthily, I was like

Still can't get past the communist border.

Oh, it was a bitch. It was. I just blew out all the lights and killed everyone on my side with the pneumatic gun silently and without light. Then I went underneath that platform to the other side after picking off what guards I could, took out my shotgun and got to work. KEEP IN MIND you'll have to take out the guards that are behind the cart and down the tunnel you came in. Hope I helped!

Actually, started over and got me a stealth suit. My only problem is this guy, his pal, and a go-kart with a goddamn sentry gun on it.

Go all the way back to the desroyed train at the far end of the rail you come in on. The pneumatic rifle is there. Pick that up, and use it to pick off the guys there. It's what I did.

Actually I think it's Miller (Melvik in the novel), him and Khan have pretty much the same face.

Them as well as this guy.
cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1101393129816255498/F1AE618BE540E07F4AC1467AFBA0FE5E46DC63BE/

I'm a fucking weird?

Wait three days. By then BBW will get you hard.

same here, most of my girl friends watch porn too

inb4 your hand has eyes?

my girlfriend gives me a handjob everytime i watch porn...

Looks like you're not doing your job well enough