Dragon eggs. . DRAGON EGGS. These'll make a fine gift for a lovely new couple i've been hearing about.
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Dragon eggs

DRAGON EGGS
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Submitted: 12/18/2012
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#1 - harbingerwolf (12/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
These'll make a fine gift for a lovely new couple i've been hearing about.
#13 - nim (12/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#6 - zzzbrabbitzzz (12/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
just add fire
#22 - bigbaddrag (12/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
then it hatches into a cat with wings
#15 - galkawhm ONLINE (12/18/2012) [+] (13 replies)
That post reminded me of my favorite book.
#14 - anonymoose (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I need those eggs to sell so I can raise an army.
User avatar #9 - kargale ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
just finished season one of game of thrones, about 5 minutes ago, this is relevant as ****
#4 - montybalboa (12/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Just for all Game of Thrones fan's information, there is a mod of a game called Crusader Kings 2 which implements Westeros into the game instead of Medieval Europe. I've played it for about 8 hours in 2 days as Robert Baratheon, set at the time of the beginning of his rebellion.

You know what? Let's turn this into a story time about cool things that have happened. I didn't rebel against Aerys but managed to rescue Lyanna, killing Rhaegar in the process. Then I married Cersei to Stannis instead of myself. Ended up fighting against Dorne and the Starks ( =( ) to protect Aerys who then decided to drop dead as soon as we had quashed the rebellion (cunt), passsing the Iron Throne onto Prince Aegon. Lord Baelish (Littlefinger) was implicated in the plot and was sent to the Wall (where he eventually became Lord Commander lol). Turns out in my game, Lyanna is a barren wench and so I assassinated her and Lady Magaery's husband (who is now Lady Paramount of The Reach after Mace dies (and after she killed her two uncles, Garlan and Wiilas)) but she married elsewhere so I married her 16yo sister (I'm about 50 at this point lol) who bears me 3 children, 2 girls and a boy. The girls are called 'Whyagirl?' and 'Notanotherone' and the boy is named Blackadder Baratheon I (total baller). By now Tywin has died naturally and Tyrion inherited the Rock. So I decided to declare war on Aegon and with the help of the Reach from my wife's sister and the help of Casterly Rock from my sister in law (Cersei), I became King of Westeros. Mission accomplished.

tl:dr Read it, it's an epic tale.
#3 - tranman (12/18/2012) [-]
sweet. these will go great with the dragon dildos i bought recently
#2 - multiskin (12/18/2012) [-]
but.... can we hatch it?
User avatar #43 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/19/2012) [-]
When the picture was loading I thought they were 3 butts.
#40 - vif (12/19/2012) [-]
Praise the sun?
User avatar #25 - meloafpeoples (12/19/2012) [-]
Great for omelets and taking over kingdoms....taking over kingdoms i want these...now
User avatar #7 - pimpinboobnugget (12/18/2012) [-]
I sense a new FJ item.
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