Jerk Off Flow Chart. its amazing how weird college bathrooms can get.
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Jerk Off Flow Chart

its amazing how weird college bathrooms can get

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#3 - pennydragon (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
'What are you, gay?'
'Yes.'
'gay guys still jerk off!'
Ah equality.
#15 - andrestrololol (12/18/2012) [+] (9 replies)
My biggest fear is that one day i'm jerking off with my headphones on and someone comes in but I don't notice it and maybe I'll never know when they have seen me... maybe it has happend allready
My biggest fear is that one day i'm jerking off with my headphones on and someone comes in but I don't notice it and maybe I'll never know when they have seen me... maybe it has happend allready
#27 - lazaman (12/18/2012) [+] (12 replies)
OH YEAH! JERK OFF WITH HEAD PHONES WHILE SOME ONE IS AWAKE, AND HOME!
BECAUSE THAT TOTALLY WONT TURN OUT HORRIBLE! YOU TOTALLY WONT GET WALKED IN ON AND NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR IT!

fuck sakes, cant you just mute it? Why does everyone need sound?
Its called stealth and sacrifice.
some one is home
That means you have to be quiet, and ready to stop at moments notice
That means you have to be able to hear everything
Head phones will hinder your hearing ability
You will not hear them walking to your room

This all could have been avoided if you would have just muted the video.

How do you guys not run this through your heads?
#60 - breakfastlunch (12/18/2012) [-]
Trying to follow every "No" path
#12 - xMasterofpuppetsx (12/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#71 - skorpius (12/19/2012) [-]
I have time...
#53 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
Can this involve more than one person?
Can this involve more than one person?
#48 - funnypill (12/18/2012) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #1 - sepheroth (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well, following this flow chart...I Should in fact be jerking off right now. Well, I've never had a reason to not trust a chart before
#7 - loganhusted (12/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Well lets get started.
#14 - codes (12/18/2012) [-]
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#59 - zyketor (12/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Bleh, headphones..... That's why I don't have any movie porn things.

Or...

And this is a long shot, but listen.......

I'm actually smart enough to you know, mute the sound? Seriously, I doubt I'm the only guy that likes hearing the guy orgasm sound you hear in every damn porn in existance.

Except lesbian porn.
Lesbian porn is awesome.
User avatar #16 - nippon (12/18/2012) [-]
Hmmm... According to this chart I should jerk off.
#78 - kyrian (12/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
For the past couple of nights, I've rather enjoyed just turning off the lights and using my imagination while jerking off instead of using porn. Granted, I did watch some before hand, (no pun intended) and I came even faster and it was more satisfying.

I'll end up just watching porn again, I'm sure, it was just a nice change of pace.
#54 - RAFAELtheBOSS (12/18/2012) [-]
Dom Mazzeti...

funny as fuck

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_bbNDWzu0
#5 - wertq ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
I have no choice.
User avatar #90 - massdubater (12/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i recently figured out that wearing headphones may impair your hearing of the environment around you, but not for others around me, the hard way. my parents heard me masturbating because i wasnt being stealth about it like i normally am. maybe i should stop masturbating while they are in the living room with me
#88 - seemerollin (12/19/2012) [-]
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#76 - bdowns (12/19/2012) [-]
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