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the ultimate zone of no return

My freind
decides
tn be
super
abnoxious
Hath same friends
Emu two leak SD cute
together!
Silly, I wouldn' t
date my best friend!
We have so much in
comman, It: would he
like dating myselff
Friend: one. +. + **** .
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Submitted: 12/18/2012
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#15 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I don't know if you can call it friendzone, since neither of us is interested in each other, but...
We are so close together / So far in the friendzone that we could be probably be naked together and not feel awkward, also i had to feel her heartbeat for some reason, so she grabbed my hand and placed it straight on her tits... Where in the zone am i?
User avatar #16 to #15 - nadastress (12/18/2012) [-]
I think you're in the gayzone
User avatar #23 - defeats (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The Twilight zone...
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I've been there. I think the worst zone I've entered, though, was one I discovered when hanging out with one girl I know. She said, to paraphrase:
"You know, honestly, I think you're pretty damn attractive. I would have totally dated you, a few years back, but, like. It's like we know eachother too well, now. It would feel weird, at this point. Like, there's nothing more to learn."

WHAT EVEN IS, FUNNYJUNK?
anon because I'm not man enough for the red.
#33 - fearlessdeeds (12/18/2012) [-]
You have entered.. the Twilight Zone...

Dun dun dun!
#17 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
He should have answered, "Then go **** yourself!"
#80 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Clone zoned.. That's rough buddy.
Clone zoned.. That's rough buddy.
#78 - creosote (12/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'll be perfectly honest here. I'm 188 and I've never been in a relationship. I've spent my whole life pussy footing around women, and you know what good that has done me? Well, neither do I, but I have recently realized that if you're scared of what will happen after you tell a girl how you feel, in most cases if you have a strong enough friendship and she doesn't feel the same way for you, nothing will change. And if things do change, than she really isn't worth your time. Move on. The friendship is just an emotional crutch to you. Just be open with women. If you start getting hints, than go for it, because if you like a girl, chances are that they know that you like them, and that is exactly why they will be understanding and easy in their rejection of you. Just take a deep breath and take a leap of faith, and I'm sure that you'll dig up a girl that's worth your time eventually.
I'll be perfectly honest here. I'm 188 and I've never been in a relationship. I've spent my whole life pussy footing around women, and you know what good that has done me? Well, neither do I, but I have recently realized that if you're scared of what will happen after you tell a girl how you feel, in most cases if you have a strong enough friendship and she doesn't feel the same way for you, nothing will change. And if things do change, than she really isn't worth your time. Move on. The friendship is just an emotional crutch to you. Just be open with women. If you start getting hints, than go for it, because if you like a girl, chances are that they know that you like them, and that is exactly why they will be understanding and easy in their rejection of you. Just take a deep breath and take a leap of faith, and I'm sure that you'll dig up a girl that's worth your time eventually.
#79 to #78 - mooghens (12/19/2012) [-]
"I'm 188 and I've never been in a relationship."   
I think there WAY more noteable things about you than you inabillity to get laid.
"I'm 188 and I've never been in a relationship."
I think there WAY more noteable things about you than you inabillity to get laid.
#54 - unknownmamba (12/18/2012) [-]
Buy her a dildo
Buy her a dildo
#41 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
so basicly
sex is imminent
cuz having sex would be like masturbatin
#86 - HOLYCARP (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
BETTER GET EXCITED, CUZ ITS GONNA GET WEIRD!
#76 - offspring (12/19/2012) [-]
Gentlemen, you must stop wasting your precious time in the friend-zone and ask these females out. I spent 1/2 a year trying to woo my "dream girl" and failed hard. The next 1/2 I tried a different method: I'd get to know said female, I'd ask them out, they said "no" I'd stop talking to them completely and find another to pursue. Throughout the half of year I got rejected by 6 women I pursued, but finally got a winner and am now in a steady happy relationship with said female. If I had still been chasing my "dream-girl" I'd still be alone and depressed.

Also while pursuing do not wait too long to pop the question. With my current gf, I had waited roughly 3 weeks to ask. Just enough time to know a little bit about her and such, but not long enough to be friend-zoned.

TL;DR - Stop chasing your "dream girl" and go after more women.
User avatar #60 - skrynox (12/18/2012) [-]
You have entered.. The Twilight Zone



Not the gay one.
User avatar #32 - thisotherdude (12/18/2012) [-]
***** , you just went full beta.
#14 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
green hill zone
User avatar #2 - ajaxthegreat (12/18/2012) [-]
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call "The Twilight Zone".
User avatar #83 - mondominiman (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what if she's into banging herself?
#61 - grimmwaters (12/18/2012) [-]
Hey, this rag smell like chloroform to you?
#36 - BraindeadBuddha (12/18/2012) [-]
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#51 - elizabethsiber (12/18/2012) [-]
I actually prefer people who are very similar to me. Why date someone who you're gonna constantly conflict and disagree with?
I actually prefer people who are very similar to me. Why date someone who you're gonna constantly conflict and disagree with?
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