common sense. . If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the . Citizen: I don' t believe In abortion. Then tme. Ellison: I oon' t In birth control. You taart  common sense If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the Citizen: I don' t believe In abortion Then tme Ellison: oon' birth control You taart
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government
and the .
Citizen: I don' t believe In abortion.
Then tme.
Ellison: I oon' t In birth control.
You taart MPH to USE It.
Ethan: I think my marriage ls El sin.
thater' tta' Dom marry the some sex than,
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Take mom to church.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #22 - RageRambo
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Citizen: I don't like guns.

Government: Don't get one.
#85 to #22 - ungluedflyer
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Thank you.
Thank you.
User avatar #27 to #22 - usernamesaredumb
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I don't like getting shot

...Serpentine?
#34 to #27 - tylosaurus
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User avatar #46 to #34 - awesomanium
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Can you explain the joke, I don't get it.
User avatar #99 to #46 - bigbaddrag
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Serpentine is where you run in a zigzag. makes it harder to shoot you
#31 to #27 - waffies
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I laughed so hard the air left me faster than a punch to the gut. Hot damn broski that was PERFECT!
I laughed so hard the air left me faster than a punch to the gut. Hot damn broski that was PERFECT!
User avatar #232 to #27 - stevewillrule
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I don't like babies getting vacuumed out of wombs.
User avatar #228 to #27 - mikorv
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Do not **** with guy who has a gun.
#220 to #27 - anon id: 73da87ca
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carry a gun to shoot first.
User avatar #202 to #27 - killerliquid
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I always do that in FPS, they hit less shots but down a long corridor, you'll still get killed.
#142 to #27 - metalnettle
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User avatar #30 to #27 - evilanakie
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kevlar
User avatar #28 to #27 - justinsane
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This comment is the funniest thing i have read all day. Thank you
User avatar #42 to #27 - kamusioso
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stay away from criminals... a gun by itself can't kill you, unless you are dumb enough to eat it

just remember you can also be killed with a spoon, a tarantula, a straw, a needle, a chair, a bottle... not only a gun
#48 to #42 - willysbilly
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Yes, but a gun does only one thing: kill people. And like many human inventions it works pretty damn well. I bet 20 children wouldn't have been killed by a crazy lunatic weilding a spoon
Yes, but a gun does only one thing: kill people. And like many human inventions it works pretty damn well. I bet 20 children wouldn't have been killed by a crazy lunatic weilding a spoon
User avatar #66 to #48 - mrvalane
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I dont know, a spoon is a pretty powerful opponent.
User avatar #52 to #48 - scio
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You do realize he got that gun illigally. gun control wouldn't have made a differance
#75 to #52 - anon id: e220accb
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The mother would have never been in possession of one therefore he wouldn't have been able to steal hers with as much ease as a genius would have completing a 4 piece jigsaw puzzle
User avatar #45 to #42 - awesomanium
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"Stay away from criminals"
Do you think that people get shot on purpose?
Also, you can kill anyone with anything, but a gun was made for killing and that is its only purpose.
User avatar #33 - gagster
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>14 year old boys having an opinion on abortion.
>50 year old men having an opinion on abortion.
Why don't we just let the women who's pregnant decide?
User avatar #35 to #33 - dennisc
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The same reason we don't just let the man who's child it is decide.
#82 to #33 - notafunnyguy
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cause some women will tell a man they're on the pill, and the man will wear a condom, and the condom will break, and the man will think damn thank god shes on the pill, which she wasnt because she lied about it, and some psycho women will think " that was only a one night stand but if i keep this baby he will be in my life forever whether he wants to or not"

tl;dr bitches be crazy
User avatar #242 to #33 - dolandickbutt
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Because just because the girl is pregnant doesnt mean its there child, it is half of the mans genes for ***** sake, he needs a voice in this too
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#39 to #33 - anon id: 539d7b9e
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look it is not their choice the child is a living being capable of owning its own life, if you cut of an arm it is still yours the DNA is yours alone the child has a mix of DNA and is in its own right a being worthy of life, I hate assholes like you who think the stupid bitches who only care about themselves decide.
User avatar #91 to #39 - thetattooedone
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>Living being?
>Capable of owning it's own life?

Bro, it's in the womb still when you kill it.
#250 to #33 - rotora
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Because what if you knock up some crazy bitch and she wants to keep the baby, but you say no, because that **** can cost a lot of money. Why don't we let the baby daddies choice overrule the pregnant women's?
User avatar #88 to #33 - thetattooedone
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Because people have to put their nose in everyone's business when it has nothing to do with them. It is a woman's choice and hers alone.
#264 to #88 - notafunnyguy
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i found the feminist
User avatar #268 to #264 - thetattooedone
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I am far from a feminist. I just hate people telling me what I can do with my unborn fetus. I'll keep it or kill it if I want.
#40 - thisishardtofapto
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how can you exepect progress and evolution from someone who doesn't even believe in it?   
   
religious people are a burden for society....
how can you exepect progress and evolution from someone who doesn't even believe in it?

religious people are a burden for society....
User avatar #59 to #40 - funnyjunkscreator
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I'm Christian, I won't kill you for having an opinion or even openly oppose it if i disagree with it. I actually am OKAY with that. It seems to me that atheist's are worse than any of the Christians, Muslims, or Mormons i've ever talked to. You are exactly like everyone on the planet. Stop thinking that you are different in that regard. You have a belief and you are sticking to that belief. Yet you say everyone else is a burden...
User avatar #64 to #59 - TexMex
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It's not belief, it's facts.
User avatar #81 to #59 - iamthou
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mormons are christians
User avatar #115 to #81 - rageisfunny
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Mormons aren't recognized as Christians.
User avatar #116 to #115 - iamthou
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christianity is the belief in the teachings of christ

the LDS church follows these teachings

mormons are christians
User avatar #123 to #116 - rageisfunny
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Christians believe in the Trinity, three divine persons in one. Mormons do not. Mormons are not recognized as Christians by Christians themselves. You think you know better though?
User avatar #129 to #123 - iamthou
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yes, I am LDS and every time I look up the beliefs for chrstianity it says that the only beliefs required are the beliefs in the teaching of christ and the new testament, both of which the mormon church study's and believes. I see nothing how the trinity being a fundamental belief for christianity.
User avatar #136 to #129 - rageisfunny
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It is partner. Christianity is the belief in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit three in one. The Mormon Church teaches that they are separate, thus making it a polytheistic religion, not monotheistic like Christianity.
User avatar #153 to #136 - iamthou
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what about the jehovahs witnesses and the unitarian church? they don't believe in the trinity but they are considered christian churches
User avatar #172 to #153 - rageisfunny
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That may be a misconception, but neither are Christian.
User avatar #180 to #172 - iamthou
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they are viewed as christian churches almost universally
User avatar #183 to #180 - rageisfunny
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Well neither are a Christian church.
#147 to #59 - warriortnt
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There are ****** atheists just like every other religion, no argument there, but atheism is (for informed atheists) quite the opposite of a religion, it's a lack of belief in something unexplainable, while religion is a belief in something unexplainable. Atheists don't BELIEVE evolution is true, or that the world didn't flood and every animal survived on a boat, or that virgin birth is impossible, it's acceptance of facts, not belief.
#163 to #40 - rhonin
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Give the man above a ******* medal.   
   
This is common sense *************, the internet ffs.   
   
You want something to bring you up in life, you have friends and people that matter to you. Get the **** over it, the only thing the man in blue sky has brought me is time wasted in being dragged to church. The things that happen to you is luck and cause and effect. /rant   
   
Now thumb me down and don't reply to me, I don't have time to waste in being a good human being.
Give the man above a ******* medal.

This is common sense *************, the internet ffs.

You want something to bring you up in life, you have friends and people that matter to you. Get the **** over it, the only thing the man in blue sky has brought me is time wasted in being dragged to church. The things that happen to you is luck and cause and effect. /rant

Now thumb me down and don't reply to me, I don't have time to waste in being a good human being.
#51 to #40 - chazzxz
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Theory of evolution came from a man that believed in God.
User avatar #47 to #40 - benjaminbutton
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Kudos to you. That took a lot of guts and I fully stand behind your words. It has become a completely useless and holds us back, even still, a considerable amount. **** Logic, and **** reason I suppose.
User avatar #86 to #47 - kingnarnode
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saying something behind a screen takes precisely 0 gutts
User avatar #90 to #86 - benjaminbutton
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Hmm, well, I don't blame him. He is still in a public forum sharing an opinion. People are stupid, and maybe one day when they face reality, he won't have to hide behind a mask.
User avatar #49 to #40 - bokkos
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Don't fret about people who do not believe in evolution, as it is like gravity; You can scream and punch and yell all you want, but gravity will still be there. Evolution is the same way; as millions (billions?) deny or are ignorant of its existence, it still marches forward, caring none for our minor turf wars.
#154 to #40 - anon id: 7e3ce24c
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We built this nation on God founding principles. The constitution was based on the Bible. You get your rights from those religious people who are burdening society. Also nice overgeneralization of religious people. I really appreciate that there are thousands of religions and you lump them all together. Your ignorance is just stupid.
User avatar #173 to #154 - rhonin
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We move on then.

You went off topic about the united states founding fathers and early history. We move the **** on.
#44 to #40 - morkotlap
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Not believing evolution isn't a problem. Not believing in general isn't a problem, because that's called critical thought and is quite useful. (Also cornerstone of science).

Problem is with people who BELIEVE that evolution/radiometricdating/hubblestelescope is a lie, because book/priest said so.
User avatar #43 to #40 - iamthou
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what about the religions that support the theory of evolution?
#53 to #43 - bokkos
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Read this and it'll make sense why.
Read this and it'll make sense why.
User avatar #78 to #53 - iamthou
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do you happen to have a link, too small and wont enlarge
User avatar #83 to #78 - bokkos
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Ah dammit its a gif for some reason. Here: You need to login to view this link
Just scroll down a little ways
User avatar #192 to #83 - waaw
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Have the actual link:
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2005
User avatar #89 to #83 - iamthou
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ok thank you, well my church is one that supports evolution, and I'm sure mine isn't the only religion that supports evolution as well was all that I was saying
#79 to #40 - BeaverBalls
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*stupid people
#162 - dirtyharold
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User avatar #204 to #177 - killerliquid
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Hwat?
User avatar #207 to #204 - killerliquid
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ssshhhhh, Im Hank Hill.
User avatar #215 to #162 - ferrettamer
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Drugs, alcohol and guns affect other peoples lives though. Everything in what OP posted doesn't (at least not physically)
#265 to #215 - dirtyharold
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like how abortion affects no one but the baby and the mother. But mostly the baby
User avatar #266 to #265 - ferrettamer
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That one is debatable, but I'm not going to get into it.
#24 - Nullifier
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YEAH WELL I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WHO GOT ABORTED GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL
#160 to #24 - seratyo
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He was a failed abortion... does that count?
#167 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Citizen: I don't want people living off my money for life.

Government: Then don't give it to them.

Citizen: I don't want a gun.

Government: Then don't get one.

Citizen: I don't like unhealthy food.

Government: Then don't eat it.
User avatar #174 to #167 - guidoforlife
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the first one...how do we stop taxes on our paychecks, hmm?
User avatar #198 to #174 - daniboi
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Easy, we don't work!
#185 to #174 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Stop government welfare spending and the portion of taxing that funds it? Duh. Then all charity would be voluntary, conducted through private charities. You'd still be taxed for other government services.

And no, I am absolutely not interested in an argument about the merits of government welfare. I'm just answering your question as to "how".
#205 to #167 - joilol
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If people with guns just use them to kill themselves then there isnt any problem, if they use them to kill/threaten other people, then yes, there is a problem and i dont want guns in my country.
User avatar #197 to #167 - ishalltroll
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Government welfare is part of a healthy socialistic system so deal with it.
The only thing about it you need to fix is that you have to prevent people from living off of it. If people receiving welfare don't put any effort into getting work and earning their own money, then cut the welfare lower and lower. Eventually they'll get the idea.
Pretty much copy the whole sociopolitical system from germany and you should be good.
#223 to #197 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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I'd certainly settle for this as a compromise. But even if I did get 100% my way, I wouldn't just yank the carpet out from under them, it would be gradual.

Still, you have to understand (and maybe you do already) that there are some people who would just say "no" and not work. And if you wanted to make cuts, you'd have to be willing to say "fine, then you get nothing". If you allow citizens to "hold themselves hostage" and demand support, you'll never get anywhere.
User avatar #227 to #223 - ishalltroll
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Yes and like I said you just cut the monthly amount of money the people who don't put effort in attempting to get a job and provide the ones willing to at least try enough money to get by in a reasonable way.
You can't just cut the whole thing away from people who just say no. Just give them so little that they have to work to get by.
#229 to #227 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Why would you give any money to someone who would rather starve than work?
User avatar #231 to #229 - ishalltroll
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Because he is part of the community and deserves to be seen as such even if he is a lazy dickbag that nobody likes.
#237 to #231 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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No, he is not "part of the community". He is a parasite who only intends on taking and not providing for himself, much less contributing to others. He does not "deserve" ****. Not money, not respect. I have no obligation to see someone as part of the community regardless of their behavior. The idea that even a "lazy dickbag" who is willing to take advantage of the system is entitled to my money is dumb, but saying they're entitled to my respect is just ludicrous.
User avatar #239 to #237 - ishalltroll
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Well that's part of a healthy community, you have to provide for everybody.
#241 to #239 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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That's a part of a sucker community, and that attitude is why there are so many lifetime moochers out there.
User avatar #203 - dipshitz
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don't support murder?
don't kill people
User avatar #210 to #203 - lazaman
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murder affects other people.
gay marriage, creationism, birth control, abortion, those dont affect anyone but you.
User avatar #219 to #210 - ragingflamingos
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The argument against abortion is that it does affect another person. That's why the pro-life/pro-choice debate is so ugly. Completely right about the other 3 though.
User avatar #214 to #210 - mynameisgeorge
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Unless the government makes you pay for other people's birth control and abortions
User avatar #217 to #214 - lazaman
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I guess.
Then it should just be something you have to pay for yourself.
#243 to #210 - caplocker
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Unless you consider the thing they scraped out with a coat hanger a person. I don't care if they do, it's mainly ******* anyhow, and we need less *******. Sure, some white trash vacuum out their baby, but they're almost like the ******.    
   
I should find a good picture to go with this so I can even out my thumbs a bit. I'm guessing i'll breach the -200 mark with this post, the liberals love ******* and the conservatives love undead babies, so I've kind of ****** the pooch here, but whatever **** you either way.    
   
Pic obviously related.
Unless you consider the thing they scraped out with a coat hanger a person. I don't care if they do, it's mainly ******* anyhow, and we need less *******. Sure, some white trash vacuum out their baby, but they're almost like the ******.

I should find a good picture to go with this so I can even out my thumbs a bit. I'm guessing i'll breach the -200 mark with this post, the liberals love ******* and the conservatives love undead babies, so I've kind of ****** the pooch here, but whatever **** you either way.

Pic obviously related.
User avatar #194 - waaw
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Don't like high taxes? Don't pay them

You can't just ignore everyone else. In society we all depend on each other.
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User avatar #80 - NhuckCorris
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I think rape is bad

Don't rape people then
User avatar #94 to #80 - kayen
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I think I see your logic as if ''We must stop them from doing bad things''.

Well... The difference here is that the raped person gets it's life ruined. If a gay couple marry... Well.. They're married. Will it ruin the life of someone else? No. Only if you decide to let it rust your jimmies so badly you dedicate your life to something as pointless as stopping people from doing things that won't harm anyone else.