It all makes sense now.... found. not mine. aisaka IE HEW HEN " "III, TINT HE [WES "III.". why does everyone say we're so mean?
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IE HEW HEN " "III, TINT HE [WES "III."
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Submitted: 12/17/2012
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User avatar #25 - tikledpikle (12/18/2012) [+] (20 replies)
they're attracted to assholes because we're alpha.
User avatar #34 to #25 - howtosuckdicks (12/18/2012) [-]
Last status update:
i need a girl friend.... or a **** buddy. *sigh*

So alpha
#7 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
why does everyone say we're so mean?
#12 - vegetatheprince (12/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Not necessarily.
Women are into bold men, the ones who go and make moves. Anyone can get a girl easily enough, assuming you don't look like you crawled out from under a bridge.
Its just in common conjunction that nice guys are usually quieter than 'assholes'.
#1 - mr skeltal (12/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
'Girls are attacted'...'attacted'....attacted.

That hurts my Grammar Nazi soul.
User avatar #44 - scorcho ONLINE (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
One word: Confidence.
#49 to #44 - tkuja (12/18/2012) [-]
confidance
confidance
#18 - infinitereaper ONLINE (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
In my experience this is the normal asshole recipe that appears to be common:   
   
1. Pretty decent to rather good looks   
2. Either got through life easy, or was jaded by some sort of "dark"  past.   
3. Typically don't know what they want, immature, and no refined tastes. (ex. blind hip hop, current fashion trends etc.)   
4. Average intelligence   
5. Don't appreciate things or realize their value. They typically overestimate the value of their own life.   
6. Smooth sailing socially   
   
Well basically, attractive sociable males who need to 						*******					 grow up. Rarely did I observe an asshole who wasn't a joke of a human being. Don't get me wrong, I'm kind of a freak of nature who blends in easily with the "cool" kids as much as the "nerds". However in my experience the "cool" kids were 						*******					 boring and kind of annoying for the most part. I had a choice, but it did let me see a few things.    
   
Women are going to go for someone sociable, confident and attractive over someone less of those things. Its basic human biology and makes sense in evolutionary terms; going after the superior mate. Unfortunately though, I've seen girls get their hearts broken learning the lesson the hard way- typically after loosing their virginity. Even then, a lot of women never seem to 						*******					 learn.    
   
Its not even about the typical asshole cliche, it seems like lots of females can't recognize basic patterns, like signs of a liar, or someone who isn't truly honest, or the ability to read a person. Since women tend to be more emotional I guess its just easier for a male to use that to their advantage.    
   
Well I rambled on there. Uh. Just making conversation out of bordem. Pay me no heed.
In my experience this is the normal asshole recipe that appears to be common:

1. Pretty decent to rather good looks
2. Either got through life easy, or was jaded by some sort of "dark" past.
3. Typically don't know what they want, immature, and no refined tastes. (ex. blind hip hop, current fashion trends etc.)
4. Average intelligence
5. Don't appreciate things or realize their value. They typically overestimate the value of their own life.
6. Smooth sailing socially

Well basically, attractive sociable males who need to ******* grow up. Rarely did I observe an asshole who wasn't a joke of a human being. Don't get me wrong, I'm kind of a freak of nature who blends in easily with the "cool" kids as much as the "nerds". However in my experience the "cool" kids were ******* boring and kind of annoying for the most part. I had a choice, but it did let me see a few things.

Women are going to go for someone sociable, confident and attractive over someone less of those things. Its basic human biology and makes sense in evolutionary terms; going after the superior mate. Unfortunately though, I've seen girls get their hearts broken learning the lesson the hard way- typically after loosing their virginity. Even then, a lot of women never seem to ******* learn.

Its not even about the typical asshole cliche, it seems like lots of females can't recognize basic patterns, like signs of a liar, or someone who isn't truly honest, or the ability to read a person. Since women tend to be more emotional I guess its just easier for a male to use that to their advantage.

Well I rambled on there. Uh. Just making conversation out of bordem. Pay me no heed.
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#17 - ktjacobs (12/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Attacted. ...... Really OP? To the showers with you.
User avatar #62 - marcymami (12/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I think I'm too nice to others, because no one is mean to me... Does that mean no one likes me?

brb.. crying in a corner
#68 to #67 - marcymami (12/18/2012) [-]
me: ya really think so?

you: I know so buddy.

*end feel good movie about someone's life struggles*

I don't even know what im talking about anymore
User avatar #6 - fyaq ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
or maybe you're just unlovable.
#45 - ClicheUsername (12/18/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4239230/It+all+makes+sense+now/

Same title, just put it in a different meme....cool.
#19 - jeej ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
I love how most people seem to think OP meant attached, when I think it would make more sense if it's supposed to be attracted.
I love how most people seem to think OP meant attached, when I think it would make more sense if it's supposed to be attracted.
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User avatar #16 - dscrim (12/18/2012) [-]
women are attached to assholes because it is a natural part of their biology.
User avatar #10 - raquelian (12/18/2012) [-]
Girls don't want a gentleman
They say they do but in the end
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me
Girls don't want a gentleman
If you want to get to them
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me
User avatar #24 - MegaAwesomeSauce (12/18/2012) [-]
Guys think other guys are assholes as a coping mechanism to deal with the fact that they are inferior. Deal with it
#8 - kez (12/18/2012) [-]
Girls are attracted to assholes because by the guy being an asshole he is showing the girl little interest and bassically saying that he is better than her.

The girl is trying to get the best mate she can so when she thinks someone is better than her that makes her think he is above her and so if she could get him it would be good for her.

People who are too nice come across as below her as they are acting as if she is better than them and are bassically sucking up to her so she thinks he isnt a suitable mate as it also looks like he thinks she is better than him which also shows lack on confidence and why would she try and get a mate worse than her genetically?
User avatar #5 - tannerninja ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
Is it just me, or does this guy kind of look like the guy that shot up the school in Conn?
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