Saying "yes" to jehova's witnesses.... ...it's like dividing by zero don't know if repost, but certainly not OC, found it on the webs. D RI I I I ll I I I llxhl
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Saying "yes" to jehova's witnesses...

...it's like dividing by zero

don't know if repost, but certainly not OC, found it on the webs

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Submitted: 12/17/2012
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User avatar #10 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (12/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I always say yes, i mean **** i live 25 kilometers away from town and you have to go up a cunt of a dirt road to get here, if they put that much effort into coming to see me i can out some effort into asking about their religion.
what is the worst thing that could happen? i could learn something about their religion?
#3 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/17/2012) [+] (7 replies)
MFW Mormons are at the door
#12 to #3 - douevensax (12/18/2012) [-]







I completely understood what you were trying to express.
#1 - funmanigro (12/17/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#35 - Fluorum (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Black Books reference

huehue
#4 - creosote (12/17/2012) [-]
I don't mind talking to them. It may be a slight inconvenience, but they're nice to me so I'm nice to them.
I don't mind talking to them. It may be a slight inconvenience, but they're nice to me so I'm nice to them.
User avatar #27 - dapanda (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Black Books season 1 episode 1 has this in it, funniest tv show ever. [url deleted]
User avatar #21 - evilanakie (12/18/2012) [-]
my mother went into a psychosis last year and invited them in
they stayed for 5 hours
i had to call the police
#50 - dectomo (12/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
> Jehovah's witnesses
> Jesus Christ

pick one.
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User avatar #29 - manbearpiglet (12/18/2012) [-]
My cousin had just gotten out of the shower and the doorbell rang. He went to answer the door in his black bath robe and it was two Jehova's Witnesses. They were slightly startled at the look of him and asked if he had a minute for the good news. Thinking quickly he said, "Of course....just as soon as I finish sacrificing my goat." Needless to say they have not been back
User avatar #24 - lsdandicecreamcake (12/18/2012) [-]
My uncle used to invite them in then try to sell them insurance.
User avatar #19 - A Pickle (12/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
What the **** is "Drin"?

Don't doorbells, you know, ding and dong?
#55 - zsabber (12/18/2012) [-]
I'm a muslim, so my answer would be "Do YOU have a moment for Jesus Christ?"
#48 - gersberms (12/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I once had a plan to throw rocks at them whenever they said "Jehova" but I was laughing too much at the plan to pull it off :3
User avatar #47 - robothuck (12/18/2012) [-]
******* MELVIN
#45 - Fagdust (12/18/2012) [-]
I said yes to a couple of Mormons that stopped by my house.
They gave me their book of Mormon, they asked me to read it, which I did, and then quizzed me about it 3 weeks later. I gave my general understanding and explained to them why my beliefs conflict with theirs in some issues and why I believe in what I do.
But I figured, hell, these people went door to door to spread their ministry in blistering heat (summer in Florida) and do so with a smile on their face despite the multitudes of people that say no, I might as well listen to what they have to say. So, now I talk with anyone who wants to talk about their beliefs, at my front door or otherwise.
User avatar #44 - fistpump (12/18/2012) [-]
I thought the face on the left was just stood at a door screaming "DRIIIIIIIIIIN!" like it was some badass ************* warcry. I am so ******* retarded.
#38 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
They quoted the bible for me and asked me if i believed in God and Jesus, then they asked me if they could enter to give me a flyer to join their church.
They weren't that bad actually, they didnt try to force things up in my head.
User avatar #20 - toastiepie (12/18/2012) [-]
This is exactly what was on Black Books
#18 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
also almost an exact quote off black books.
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