So...Manly

Anybody got the gif version?

Watched this on Planet Earth. He performs his mating dance perfectly without interruption and without any misplaced feathers, but the girl bird flies away. He did everything right, and he was still rejected.

The face things fake, right?
Right?
FUCKING RIGHT?

its as real as it gets

nope

I have an awesome feeling you're lying to me.

What if i told you that I've seen crazier mating rituals with paradise birds? Is fun.

not lying brah, i saw it on TV, people use it's feathers for ceremonies.

What episode is it? I wanna watch these dancing birds again

And yet if I tried picking up women doing what that bird is doing I'd end up handcuffed in the back of a squad car with mace or pepper spray in my eyes. =/

Seriously, what woman would see an oval of pitch black with a pair of glowing cyan eyes in it hopping around, getting right up in her face and think, "oh wow, this is turning me way the fuck on!"?

Are you saying you're a bird.

U wot m8

Peacock you gotta
Peacock you gotta
Peacock you gotta
WHY DON'T PEOPLE MAKE THIS WITH THE FULL SENTENCE T.T
What is the point of it being animated if they don't have him say it all? why not just make him twitch then?

TL;DR My ocd kills my soul a little every time this happens.

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When I first looked I thought he was jumping in front of a statue of a dinosaur...

No.

**holypiez rolled a random image posted in comment #2182670 at MLP Friendly Board ** womanly stance

sweet roll dude

Well I thought...without hair...no sign of curves....
Oh come on, there is absolutely nothing that idetifies the right person as female. Except for the behaviour. So you wanna say only females can say things like "So manly"? That's sexist, you anon!

you're right, he's a guy. Copernicus is his name I think

Really? So I was right in the first place. Yay for me I'd say.