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WORK SECRETS THREAD ANYBODYS
work at Mcdonalds
Name guy benches at us because nns mg mac doesnt have enough secret sauce
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agrees we should slap our cocks on nns burger
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work at Mr Lube
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Anonymous on (yai( ( " No 416944592
work at Day care
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agrees we should slap our cocks on nor daughter
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Anonymous an Cyw/ / be 59 No 416945206
work at Tell
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Anonymous an ) be/ ( sinnoh 09 " No 416945216
work at seem bank
Name dyke benches an us wanking semen
agree to grab semen
agrees we should slap on norsemen
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we ******* new guy accidently cums on wen semen
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we the wnna other fizz
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Anonymous (ID: / 61( ) ( Srory" 11 35 No 416945527
work at the mm
ssome guy bitches at us because the porcupine 15 boring
agree no make the porcupine more
agrees we should slap our cocks on we porcupine
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new guy accadently cums on we
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Anonymous on ) 14 10 No 616945835
work m we army
benches at us because we aren' t kenning enough men
agree no make the kong more
eberybody agrees we should slap our cocks on the enemy
we preceeded start snapping on the enemy
we ******* new guy accidently cums all over the enemy
as (on we now. the sergeant rs about where we enemy re
we mm we JOEE won the enemy/ 5 we
we net Mm see the enemy again
we goes us medals and waves
we never found um
Anonymous on ) 15 " No 416946967
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we we mom back to daughter
no one ever found dun
Anonymous on ) 18 06 No 416946312
work at we
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agree to replace we cheese has
agrees we wound slap on we Mes
we proceed to start snapping our cocks on the guys has
we ******* new guy accdently cums on has
as ta we now the dudine bitching that we cheese Mes are we
we m the in wnna sum cheese
we gave t to wnna
we eats l
we new found out
Anonymous on ( 20 as No 416946635
work at telemarketer center
ssome guy bitches an us because we diabeetus was dont work
agree no replace we fake pills
agrees we should slap our cocks on we balmy soda mm
we proceed to start snapping our cocks on the guy' s powder
we ******* new guy accidently cums In the palls mm
as mane new. the dude rs card has been charged Mme
we mm we ya around and add l to capsules
we man l to mm
we takes them
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Anonymous (ID: % ) M No 416946913
work at a hospital
ssome guy bitches at us because nns mood bag was nut type A
agree no replace nns mood bag
agrees we should slap our cocks on we Maud bag
we proceed no start snapping our cocks on the guys mood bag
new guy accadently cums m the mood bag
as ta we now. the dude rs bitching that we blood baam we
we mlx the IEE wnna sum type A blood
we we Ma wnna
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Anonymous on ) ( 23 " No 416946936
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we new found out
Anonymous an -% 21 No 416946968
work at Bums ward
acme guy benches an us because we mum doesnt have amen sko
agree no replace we Mum
an burned mums nook the same anyway
agrees we should slap on we new mum
we proceeded start snapping on the guy' s new mum
we ******* new guy cums on mum
as no we new the dude rs we mum rs we
******** new guy gen the burned mum pregnant
we ems n
we never found nun
Anonymous on ) % 24 37 No 416947117
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Anonymous on ) 24 46 No 416947139
work atthe church
Adorne old lady benches at us because her we re a bunch of pages
agree to menace her Kuhn:
agrees we should slap our cocks on wen we
we proceed ta start snapping our cocks on we old lady' s we
we ******* new preacher accidenly cums on bible
as no we new the lady re bitching that rs we and ewes The muons
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Anonymous on / ) ( Sern} 04 28 06 No 416947552
work at dameon helm. 2090 years ago
stuck up Wham called Mary benches at us because pussy
agree to replace nan dameon
agrees we should slap our cocks on
we proceed no start snapping our cocks on the mans tampon
we hocking new guy accidently cums on dameon
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Anonymous on ) ( 31 20 No 416947960
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mop benches an us because hes 3739901
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agrees we would snap our cocks on we mead
we proceed to start snapping our cocks on the thread
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as mane new we 07715 we needs we thread
we neithe wnna the
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Anonymous on 08/ 05/ 12( Sern)( M 31 43 No 416943012
work at we pen snore
awe guy lunches at us because we dog rs sick
agree no menace we dog
eberybody agrees we saound slap our cocks on we new dog
we proceed to start slapping our cocks on we guys dog
we ******** new guy accdently cums on we dog
as to we new the guy rs that we dog rs we
we 'tox the ya wnna we dogs for
we gm we dog no Mn
we takes n nome
we never found out
Anonymous on %) 37 Mi No 416943701
at durum’: we
awe guy benches at us because he gets headaches
agree to nennen see we doc
eberybody agrees we should slap on we forehead
we proceed to start snapping our cocks on the guy' s forehead
we ****** new guy accidently cums on forehead
as to we now, the dude rs we headache rs SUM were
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User avatar #25 - nightmaren (12/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I like how they specify that it was the new guy who jizzed on the burger, not just some random guy. Like he jizzes and they're all like "Aww, Rick, come on man, why'd you have to cum all over the guy's burger" and he'd just be like "Sorry guys, I'm new here", like he has yet to build up his endurance for slapping burgers with cocks.
#1 - pjotor (12/17/2012) [-]
>work at Day care
>work at Day care
User avatar #9 - farmermcguffen (12/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>work at Funnyjunk Comment Section
>some guy behind me bitches that we didn't thumb up fast enough
>agree to thumb up faster on next post
>everybody agrees we should slap our cocks on OP
>we proceed to start slapping our cocks in OP's mouth
>The ******* new guy accidently cums in OP's mouth
>it's to late now, OP is bitching for thumbs
>we mix the jizz with his saliva
>we tell OP we thumbed
>he believes it
>he never found out
User avatar #7 - theonlyjero (12/17/2012) [-]
>Work as porn star
>Some bitch moans at us because I put it in her ass
>Agree to go clean up and try again properly
>Everybody agrees we should slap our cocks on her face
>We Proceed to start slapping our cocks on her face
>The ******* new guy cums accidentally cums on her face
>It's too late now, she's bitching that this wasn't in the script
>We push the cum into her mouth
>We tell her it's a new script
>She believes it
>She never found out
#6 - kirigaya (12/17/2012) [-]
i died at

>work in daycare

couldn't even finish reading was laughing so hard.
#3 - screamz (12/17/2012) [-]
TFW they find out why Goomber is so crusty
TFW they find out why Goomber is so crusty
User avatar #36 - AresX (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be student
>girl bitching she doesn't get enough cock
>me and a bunch of friends agree to slap cocks on her
>the ******* new kid jizzes on her face
>she licks it up
>asks where to get more
>say bleach is made of jizz
>girl drinks bleach and dies
>nobody ever found out
#29 - kingoflulzfool (12/18/2012) [-]
Lost my 			****		 LMFAO
Lost my **** LMFAO
#15 - crampypmarc (12/18/2012) [-]
MY SIDES.
MY SIDES.
#48 - shiftyscent (12/18/2012) [-]
MFW choosing to read this in public.
MFW choosing to read this in public.
#24 - azinfoo (12/18/2012) [-]
Thank you for posting this. I have never laughed so ******* hard at anything else on this site.
#22 - maskedhippo (12/18/2012) [-]
Oh god...this might be the greatest thing I've ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing and drooled.
Oh god...this might be the greatest thing I've ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing and drooled.
+3
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User avatar #38 - fxtom (12/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>we proceed to slap our cocks on her mom
>new girl accidently cums on mom
wut
+3
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User avatar #11 - bearington (12/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The one about Goober the cat... Oh god my ******* sides.
User avatar #26 - lanstar (12/18/2012) [-]
>Work at FunnyJunk
>Some users bitches at us because we never update
>Agree to update website
>Everybody agrees that we should slap our cocks on the new homepage
>We proceed to slap our cocks on the new homepage
>The ******* new guy accidentally cums on the new homepage
>It's too late now, the users are bitching that the site is down for too long
>We mix the jizz with the reposts
>We display the website
>Users go on website
>Find in infested with OPs
+2
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User avatar #33 - johnnythunder (12/18/2012) [-]
>work at Subway
>the new guy bitches that the job is too hard and his hands hurt
>agree to make his hands feel better
>everybody agrees we should slap our cocks on the new guys hands
>we proceed to slap our cocks on his hands
>the new guy accidentally cums in his hands
>Its too late now, the new guys is bitching about how his hands are warm and sticky
>we mix the jizz into his hands
>he thinks its moisturizer
>he never found out
User avatar #10 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
lost it at porcupine
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