Pretty much...

Yeah, when I was at High School I also was all the time thinking... 'Wow, dude, what if I stand up right now and start screaming and calling the teacher the worst things that come to mind?' Also, in the subway, I usually think 'Wow, what if I go to that cute girl and I say her the beautiful she is, I squeeze one of her boobs, and then suddenly run for it?'. My life would be so much more interesting if I had a 'savestate' 'loadstate' sytem...

When in bus stop, I wonder what will happen if I push those elementary school kids down the road and the school buss crush them like a hammered peanut, I mean, I wonder which one will survived? how does natural selection works? and who will be blamed for that, me or the driver?

Damn brain, u so scary

I usually make plans for the zombie apocalypse

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me: if i could pause time id make every girl in this class naked

You forgot "Why is it so hard for people to read aloud? Seriously."

- if i could freez time... who could i fuck in this class
- i wonder what kind of underwear is the teacher wearing
- i wonder if that black guy is thinking about chicken
- i wonder how many people in the world are at home masturbating
- if zombie apocalypse starts... and i had a huge zombie proof house... who will live in it? me... and ... we need some hot girls and my best friend.. shit what do we do with our parents?

For some reason I imagine what it would be like if a wrecking ball swung through the wall.

I just think of stuff that happened in animes. As a child I imagined the Z warriors coming to join forces with me to fight evil or something. Eventually I just started imagining my whole high school life as a big comedy, like School Rumble.

School is so much fun that i wish i could live at it!
It also makes great food.

me: Why am I still here? I graduated 5 years ago.

>maybe I can stop time and reaap every hot bitches inthis classroom. Let's try it.
>instaboner
>mfw I am the teacher

Me:
>Dat ass
>If the world was ending,I'd fuck every moving thing in the room
>If zombies would come in here I would jump out the window and fuck every living thing.
>I'm sick and perverted and don't belong in today's society.
>What if some one came in a shot everyone here? Fucking epic.

I just wondered what things I could do if I stopped time.
Something along the lines of that 'Pause time and cum on someone girl's face and then un pause for a tiny amount of time and then pause again, cum again etc', that'd be hysterical.

"Man, I wish I could freeze time...I would just race outta here, grab a car, and steal everything within a 10 kilometer radius."
"What if blue for me is red for everyone else, I would never know."
"Hey, that girl has a pokemon keychain, I think I'm in love."
"Why do we all wake up so damn early for everything? No one I know likes doing it, I think it's the damn coffee and energy drink makers, forcing us to wake up early as fuck so we have to buy their shit liquid to stay awake...fuckers."
"I want a taco."
"The professor said this is important, better write it down."
"I miss my 9th grade english teacher, she was funny..."
A.D.D. is fun

-God damn I gotta rip ass right now
-I wish there was a bed in here I could lay on
-If there was a zombie outbreak right now, what would I do
-What if we were forced to live here
-Ok, how little of this can I do and still pass?
-I wanna go home already

me: I wonder what kind of porn i'm going to look up when i get home.

"I wonder when the teacher last had sex... I bet it was last night. That'd be hot"

I imagine someone breaking into the school with a gun and how I would stop him and become a hero.