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#10 - anonymous (12/17/2012) [-]
I do it to everyone I can. I squeeze too soon to grip the fingers instead of the hand. It makes it seem like THEY gave a weak handshake, when instead, I did it on purpose. Then they feel stupid and it gives the impression that I am unconsciously superior than them.


>Inb4 people saying it just makes me a douchebag and disregarding the logic and science behind the human thought process.
User avatar #34 to #10 - misfitxcreepx (12/17/2012) [-]
The thing is, when that happens to most people, they don't think that they are giving a weak handshake. Most likely the people you have done this to have thought "wow, this kid doesn't know how to give a proper handshake."
User avatar #11 to #10 - MythBuster (12/17/2012) [-]
actually it makes you seem like a pussy..
Thumb to the side, palm down, nice firm handshake = Alpha
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