If you shake hands like this. i hate you.. I hate it when I go in for a handshake and the other person turns it into a weird hand slap thing and I don't know what to do.
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If you shake hands like this

i hate you

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User avatar #18 - friednazi (12/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I hate it when I go in for a handshake and the other person turns it into a weird hand slap thing and I don't know what to do.
#2 - awesomechardey (12/16/2012) [-]
Do you hate the right or the left one?
#4 - viscerys (12/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#27 - phanact (12/17/2012) [-]
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#3 - alkassim (12/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Hate is to hard. But in general I don't like that whole handshaking.
While I smile and go through the ritual I really find it annoying to first great a room full of people one by one and then go at it again when you leave.
Just wink and be done would be cool with me.
User avatar #21 - kuraithevision (12/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sometimes it's also where the other person grips the hand. Happens to me and I get stuck with my hand stiffly held in his or hers because they grab my fingers first.
#36 - nooc (12/17/2012) [-]
People who use some weird fresh prince secret handshake nonsense the first time you meet.   
I mean neat and what ever, but how do you expect me to follow your little hand dance when we only just 						*******					 met.
People who use some weird fresh prince secret handshake nonsense the first time you meet.
I mean neat and what ever, but how do you expect me to follow your little hand dance when we only just ******* met.
#35 - hyeroshi (12/17/2012) [-]
Men are supposed to shake hands like men and see who can give the strongest grip during the shake. While shaking a woman's hand, you do it lightly as a form of courtesy.

It annoys me when I shake hands with another guy and he gives me some dainty little handshake that a toddler could break. Strong handshakes form strong bonds.
User avatar #23 - davisdamen (12/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i used to have a very weak handshake
then i discovered masturbation
User avatar #15 - KayRed (12/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Your area between your thumb and index finger must be firmly pressed into the other persons same area.
User avatar #32 - yunoknow (12/17/2012) [-]
why are ******* so talented at handshakes?
User avatar #20 - lronman (12/17/2012) [-]
who do you hate, the guy who puts his hand out, or the guy who clenches
#47 - anonymous (12/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
why does everyone care about the 'strength' of someones handshake?

seriously?

i cant even fathom how something so small could annoy anyone..
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#12 - serotonin ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
I dont know who I hate more...dead fish types or those HULK break! types
User avatar #30 - mettih (12/17/2012) [-]
Left hand has nail polish on it, if nail polish its probably a girl. If a girl.. Thats one ugly girl hand..
#26 - FightClub (12/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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if you're referring to the hand with the firm grip, don't be such a pussy and exert some effort in your grasps to directly convey some dignity and masculinity that you probably don't have to portray in any other form
User avatar #28 to #26 - AnusDestroyer (12/17/2012) [-]
He means people that grab too fast and crush the tips of your fingers leaving you unable to grasp and looking like a beetch
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#10 - anonymous (12/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I do it to everyone I can. I squeeze too soon to grip the fingers instead of the hand. It makes it seem like THEY gave a weak handshake, when instead, I did it on purpose. Then they feel stupid and it gives the impression that I am unconsciously superior than them.


>Inb4 people saying it just makes me a douchebag and disregarding the logic and science behind the human thought process.
User avatar #11 to #10 - MythBuster (12/17/2012) [-]
actually it makes you seem like a pussy..
Thumb to the side, palm down, nice firm handshake = Alpha
User avatar #9 - mylodoo (12/17/2012) [-]
why does that really manly hand have nail polish on?
User avatar #17 - kinglobster (12/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i hate when people reach out to shake my hand. i dont know if its more awkward to pretend i didnt notice or give them my limp wrist of a hand shake.
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