I don't think I can live without this

Holy shitfuck. That's a once-in-a-hundred thing.

**maxismahname rolls 66** 88 but when i did it nobody cared...

www.funnyjunk.com/text/4283738/D+D/54#54 right here.

Wow

Well, see you tomorrow in the top rated comments.

incredible.

Holy shit man

Brilliant

nice

ahh shit nigga!

You're going to be #1 comment soon. Here's a picture of Steven Seagal to help you on your journey.

thats not steven seagal ,this one is

you'd be me?

Beats me!

look at his name.

It was funny until you pointed out the obvious.. Thanks, Lewx.

Your comment didn't imply you got the joke.

I suppose I could have been clearer, but I was trying to avoid being like:

Honestly if you posted just that pic we would have avoided this conversation entirely :D

Haha true.

Meh, at least I rolled dubs.

To think all this happened because I rolled the wrong pair of dubs. At least they were dubs.

Why are you getting thumbs for this? the chances of you doing what you said are 99/100...
I'm not having a go at you, just don't see why it gets thumbs

**bun rolls 33** because dubs always get thumbs... but if he did roll 22 then he would get a shitload of thumbs.

Are people thumbing me down because I got dubs?

I don't know either. I just tried to roll 22, and see what I would get =P

**Axemaniax rolls 91** but add again

**Axemaniax rolls 82** but subtract some more

**Axemaniax rolls 14** and then if we get 30 here

Then you get 74 and a buttload of red thumbs!

red thumbs means stahp

**funnyhound rolls 32**

Am I the only one who doesn't use shaving cream?

MAGIC

that is probably the worst possible card to use in magic.. ever.... 5 mana and you lose life equal to its cost?

you can get one for no cost and 2 mana...

ANT (ad nauseam tendrils) works with this card

Ad Nauseum decks are storm decks. You run tendrils of agony, Ad Nauseum, and a bunch of low mana ramp and mana generation spells. You draw until another Ad Nauseum would kill you then cast tendril of agony with like 10 storm counters. The life totals aren't a factor because you try to go off in 1 turn anyways.

Use it against an opponent? Make them use it, maybe?

theres a card that does that?

yes. my brother runs a deck that works like that. He also gives other people monsters.

Probably not a single card, but a combo of two, maybe three, can't be that hard to pull off