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Tags: Anon | girlfriend | anime pro

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Submitted:	12/14/2012

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#3 - viscerys (12/15/2012) [-]

There's a difference between "shy" and morbidly obese. Just saying.

+35

#2 - mikeliterous (12/15/2012) [-]

>shy

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#9 - sunice (12/15/2012) [-]

Kinda sad, Until a wild snorlax appeared

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#1 - xxospreyxx (12/14/2012) [-]

-6

#4 - isuckdickformoney has deleted their comment [-]

#7 to #4 - Icedangel (12/15/2012) [-]

**** girls, date women.

Girls are those selfish stuck up bitches who don't care about what you like. Women will care about what you like just as much as you care about what she likes.

#15 to #7 - greatboobya (12/15/2012) [-]

Girls are young human females
Women are adult human females.

#16 to #15 - Icedangel (12/15/2012) [-]

In a strictly biological sense, yes. In the practical meaning which I am referencing this is incorrect.

Consider it on the same plane as '___ makes boys into men!'

#17 to #16 - greatboobya (12/15/2012) [-]

aye

#18 to #17 - Icedangel (12/15/2012) [-]

Or, if you're pedobear, the first works as well.

#12 to #4 - deletedmyaccount (12/15/2012) [-]

It doesn't matter what you say if you're not very confident saying it. Honestly, just be sure of yourself in whatever you do or say, without being arrogant, and girls will like you. Unless you're super ugly/fat/smelly. In which case, you better be funny as hell or something.

#14 to #4 - blazeitfaggot (12/15/2012) [-]

I own a snapback and I'm 17. Owning a hat doesn't mean I'm stupid. The reason you don't get dates is because you suck dick for money.

#6 to #4 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]

Oh man, i wonder if i sounded this retarded when i was 14. Probably.

Btw, "isuckdickformoney" doesn't make you not sound like an idiot 14 year old.

Toodles.

#10 to #4 - garrettjacobsen (12/15/2012) [-]

I'm fourteen, and you're pretty ******* stupid.

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#5 to #4 - ninjask (12/15/2012) [-]

Non-douchebag 14 year old master race reporting for duty

#8 to #5 - timmyrustler (12/15/2012) [-]

> "i don't get dates often"
> Gives tips on how to get dates.

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#11 - Kirbyman (12/15/2012) [-]

And as the patient's deteriorating social life progresses, we see the coping mechanisms arise, such as the creation of a "waifu" and a blurring of the boundaries between reality and fiction.

#21 - potatblade (12/15/2012) [-]

got met until the whole virgin thing, at that point it just got unrealistic.

#20 - ryukyukids (12/15/2012) [-]

Anime pro? how does that even... wut?

#23 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

-2

#33 to #23 - matildevinther (12/15/2012) [-]

#48 to #33 - matildevinther (12/16/2012) [-]

This was my first reaction to this comment, but then i thought.. Girls signs are really difficult to read.. Why do we have to make this so damn hard for you boys.. If a guy is giving you a sign it is often not so difficult to read.. Pic related.

#41 to #23 - thisotherdude (12/15/2012) [-]

Well kinda, whenever I see a chick smiling at me I almost always assume she's actually silently (or not so silently if she's talking with friends) mocking me so I generally just shoot her a glare and look away... I didn't have very many friends in school... Hell I still don't have very many friends.

#29 to #23 - zight (12/15/2012) [-]

I can relate, ive been working on my image little by little, though i still don't have much confidence, and ive been told by lots of girls thats all i need more of :(

#30 to #29 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

#31 to #30 - zight (12/15/2012) [-]

Same here, i look and seem confident up until the part where they start talking to me for a while, then **** goes downhill

#26 to #23 - MrRozeco (12/15/2012) [-]

Yes. Diagnosed with aspergers since 4th grade.

#27 to #23 - aetherpig (12/15/2012) [-]

Story of my life

#38 to #23 - alstorp (12/15/2012) [-]

I often mistake anything for a sign. While it hasn't made me do anything, it boosts my confidence. I like that feeling.

#32 to #23 - freddychavez (12/15/2012) [-]

I'm a girl and I can't even read their signs.

#47 - robotekk (12/15/2012) [-]

Maybe he hates you cuz he can read minds and knows you're a complete hypocrite?

#37 - tigronn ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

autobiography, i see

#36 - Shiny (12/15/2012) [-]

Women much prefer overweight guys with good personalities than athletic assholes.

Not that it matters, since a lot of anime fans, regardless of fitness, are the first to objectify the **** out of women