FITE ME IRL. oc by me .. Putting your tongue on these fuckers when were a kid proved how badass you were. Ouch my Tongue
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#44 - lujan
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#107 to #44 - breakfastlunch
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"Meat" grinder
"Meat" grinder
#51 to #44 - mytrakytra
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MFW I tried it the first time.
#36 - unholyjebus
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I am the only one who liked the taste of batteries? Guise?
#37 to #36 - anon id: 6a21402e
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nope, you are not alone
User avatar #42 to #36 - darkoblivion
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the taste was too...metallic?
#45 to #36 - cockasian
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you weren't, i used to go inside my dad's drawers and find spare batteries and lick them

the higher voltage ones were my favourite
#70 to #45 - gjsmothefirst
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you like your dad's drawers, don't you?
#144 to #70 - cockasian
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I did the math just to thumb that up, well done
User avatar #38 to #36 - extravix
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I dunno, but I like the smell of gas and rotten eggs. Sometimes raw sewage
#40 to #38 - unholyjebus
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#41 to #38 - datsheriff
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User avatar #43 to #38 - reduxalicious
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Gasoline.. Cool, but the others?!
#85 to #38 - xxmarkusxx
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Totally, you ever eat raw sewage? better than the smell... mmmMMMMmmm tuuurd....
#39 - xnotcreative
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My friend told me the tip tasted like sugar, because sugar makes people hyper and gives them energy, just as batteries give technology energy.

It sounded so convincing to me when I was 6...

I was the kinda kid that'd take the candy in the van.
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#28 - sulaco
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Anyone ever lick one of these bad boys?
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#30 to #28 - seawrath
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yes i have. MFW I decided to try it as a kid
yes i have. MFW I decided to try it as a kid
User avatar #127 to #30 - edemylove **User deleted account**
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What? The longer I watch at this gif, the more confusing it becomes. Is mouth in the eye?
User avatar #34 - bossdelainternet
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I never did this and now i feel incomplete....
#77 - mazzyrazzy
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Ready for the coolest story none of you care about

Working as a sound tech, we often have to replace batteries from different types of microphones. We go through several dozens of these batteries in a month, though we have to take out the batteries everyday after we're done. To test if a battery still had enough power in it for use, we had a device that could tell us but that took longer than we were willing ot commit, so we just stuck our tongue to the battery.

The shock doesn't even hurt.

This has been your cool story of the day.
User avatar #81 to #77 - aussiepridevil
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i thought i was the only one that did this after de-mic :D

the strange looks you get from lighting guys whilst putting a battery on your tongue, just priceless
User avatar #83 to #81 - mazzyrazzy
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Trying to get the newbies to do it is always a struggle. They just won't believe that it doesn't hurt.
#32 - buttgauges
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As.. as a kid?   
   
Bitch I STILL do that.
As.. as a kid?

Bitch I STILL do that.
User avatar #99 - propellerballs
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No, it just proved how much of a gullible ******* I was.
#86 - klondikemonster
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Licking a battery? PSH, get on my level! I stuck a key into an electrical outlet TWICE within a year!


I was a very stupid child
#103 to #86 - anon id: ddc9a008
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In the gymnasium of my middle school, I bent a paperclip into a U shape and placed it very carefully into a wall socket, but not touching the terminals.

I pressed my shoe against it and heard a sound that resembled a two glass panes screeching against eachother.

The lights went out briefly, and I wasn't there when they came back on.
My escape plan worked perfectly
#106 - breakfastlunch
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I've never done this, nor do I know anyone who ever has.
I've never done this, nor do I know anyone who ever has.