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Putting your tongue on these
******* when were a kid
proved how badass you were.



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#44 - lujan (12/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#36 - unholyjebus (12/15/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I am the only one who liked the taste of batteries? Guise?
#39 - xnotcreative (12/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My friend told me the tip tasted like sugar, because sugar makes people hyper and gives them energy, just as batteries give technology energy.

It sounded so convincing to me when I was 6...

I was the kinda kid that'd take the candy in the van.
#28 - sulaco (12/15/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Anyone ever lick one of these bad boys?
#30 to #28 - seawrath (12/15/2012) [-]
yes i have. MFW I decided to try it as a kid
yes i have. MFW I decided to try it as a kid
User avatar #34 - bossdelainternet (12/15/2012) [-]
I never did this and now i feel incomplete....
#77 - mazzyrazzy (12/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ready for the coolest story none of you care about

Working as a sound tech, we often have to replace batteries from different types of microphones. We go through several dozens of these batteries in a month, though we have to take out the batteries everyday after we're done. To test if a battery still had enough power in it for use, we had a device that could tell us but that took longer than we were willing ot commit, so we just stuck our tongue to the battery.

The shock doesn't even hurt.

This has been your cool story of the day.
#32 - buttgauges (12/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
As.. as a kid?   
Bitch I STILL do that.
As.. as a kid?

Bitch I STILL do that.
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User avatar #99 - propellerballs (12/15/2012) [-]
No, it just proved how much of a gullible ******* I was.
#86 - klondikemonster (12/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Licking a battery? PSH, get on my level! I stuck a key into an electrical outlet TWICE within a year!

I was a very stupid child
#106 - breakfastlunch (12/15/2012) [-]
I've never done this, nor do I know anyone who ever has.
I've never done this, nor do I know anyone who ever has.
User avatar #20 - reican (12/14/2012) [-]
but it tasted so good
#78 - kubrick (12/15/2012) [-]
Pretty sure I drained a slightly used 9v on my tongue when I was younger. I can't be positive because after a while my tongue went numb and, after a while, I wasn't able to notice the slight trembling of my tongue as I held the battery there.

The end result were two blue and slightly bleeding bumps where the +/- made contact with my flesh. I was at a party and did it on a dare. The reason I naively followed through with it was to impress a girl I wanted to sex. My tongue didn't hurt all that much, so I felt alpha-ish. She gave me a high-five afterward. That was it.

later on, though, I reconnected with her sister. so at least I got a consolation prize.
#33 - docxy (12/15/2012) [-]
just thinking about it makes me feel that dull twinge in my tongue again
i ******* love you guys
User avatar #84 - chiopet (12/15/2012) [-]
ever try licking light bulbs while they're on?

they were so bright and warm..
#59 - brightrai (12/15/2012) [-]
>thought about it
>that taste instantly came back onto my tongue the moment I thought about it
#82 - sendori (12/15/2012) [-]
I found it fun to run graphite from pencils over the battery cause it would heat up glow red and start smoking but I'm a pyrotechnic what do I know about fun
User avatar #46 - DrOctoganapus (12/15/2012) [-]
Wet your nipples with saliva and stick one on them.
User avatar #101 - rabbitfood (12/15/2012) [-]
When I was a kid, I stepped on a light bulb and broke it while bare foot
#21 - nutcrackerer (12/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**** this... I used to have to lick the nokia charger when it was plugged in in order for it to work... I was ******** myself everytime before i did it, but it wasn't that bad.
#60 to #21 - hankhillofthe (12/15/2012) [-]
I still lick plugged in nokia chargers...
I still lick plugged in nokia chargers...
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