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    #203 - datjalapeno
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    (12/15/2012)[-]
    hey guise.

    y'know how to get near your crush. I'm having problems although I did invite her to my band.

    help appreciated.
    btw: how do you post pics? :( I'm level 1 since I'm a newfag.
    User avatar#206 to #203 - trololin
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    (12/15/2012)[-]
    cant post when newfag, but just grow a pair and ask her out, if you barely know her then you just think she's hot, therefore you'll be over her pretty quick, if you do know her well, the refer back to original statement
    #208 to #206 - datjalapeno
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    (12/15/2012)[-]
    I want to date her, yes, but I don't want her to think that it's because she's hot.

    I want her to think I respect her. and well, yeaaah. I think I've fallen for this not-so-hot mechanical engineering girl. :3
    #211 to #208 - datjalapeno
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    (12/15/2012)[-]
    reword, I do respect her. I just want her to know that I do. :D
    User avatar#212 to #211 - ohlookathing
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    (12/15/2012)[-]
    Don't ask her out. TELL her out. Confidence is SO KEY to women, so make sure you exude it.
    For instance don't be like "Hey, you're really cool and sweet and I was wondering if you would like to do X with me..." That makes it seem like you're falling all over her and rely on her. Instead, say something like. "We should totally do X on friday." or "So I'm going X on friday. You should come."
    User avatar#223 to #212 - notevenmyfinalform
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    (12/15/2012)[-]
    I shall use this.
    #213 to #212 - datjalapeno
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    (12/15/2012)[-]
    Assuming it's not sex advice

    Thanks bro :3

    User avatar#219 to #213 - trololin
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    (12/15/2012)[-]
    but you have to make sure she knows its a date, not with words, but with actions, if you take her to a movie don't hesitate to put your arm around her, dont pull the whole yawning move, just do it, if its a dance and a sslow ssong comes on just grab her hand and take her to the Center of the dance floor and just go for it
    #221 to #219 - datjalapeno
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    (12/15/2012)[-]
    I am so gonna try all of this out. thanks again :3
    User avatar#216 to #213 - ohlookathing
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    (12/15/2012)[-]
    No problem, good luck!
    #218 to #216 - datjalapeno
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    I will rape you someday when this works. and I'll post a pic of us. I hope. :D
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