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Am I the only person who doesn't play as a Nord? Every time I see anything related to Skyrim, everyone plays as a Nord. I prefer Khajiit myself honestly.
Argonian Warrior and Dark Elf Assassin. Both are a ton of fun, and I prefer getting to be a fucking walking lizard-man that is so tough that during the oblivion crisis the Daedra actually had to shut down the portals THEMSELVES because the Argonians were invading THEM instead of the other way around and starting to set up villages and shit there.
You know Argonians are fucking bad-ass when the whole 'world-ending crisis' meant to come about in Oblivion is just a chance to get some supreme real estate in Mehrune Dagon's Realm to them.
I mean, just think about that. That is like if the End of Days came and a bunch of crazy cultists started opening up portals to the very worst parts of the Underworld to let their demon overlords and shit out, and then a bunch of people decide to GO INSIDE AND LIVE THERE! Not to mention, the fact that they can survive in virtually any climate with ease (The plane of Oblivion is moistureless and much like a barren desert, filled with Lava, yet the Argonians originally live in a swamp land covered with water) .
Then you see them in Skyrim,and guess what? They are in the most racist city in the game, Windhelm, working and living outside on docks with ICE thirty feet away at all times in the damned Summer!
Argonians- Bad ass is the best phrase to describe them.
You know Argonians are fucking bad-ass when the whole 'world-ending crisis' meant to come about in Oblivion is just a chance to get some supreme real estate in Mehrune Dagon's Realm to them.
I mean, just think about that. That is like if the End of Days came and a bunch of crazy cultists started opening up portals to the very worst parts of the Underworld to let their demon overlords and shit out, and then a bunch of people decide to GO INSIDE AND LIVE THERE! Not to mention, the fact that they can survive in virtually any climate with ease (The plane of Oblivion is moistureless and much like a barren desert, filled with Lava, yet the Argonians originally live in a swamp land covered with water) .
Then you see them in Skyrim,and guess what? They are in the most racist city in the game, Windhelm, working and living outside on docks with ICE thirty feet away at all times in the damned Summer!
Argonians- Bad ass is the best phrase to describe them.