Skyrim. bra bra bra?. rum: teas. Black Dynamite disagrees with you post. Black Dynamite always lookin at his face. Black Dynamite to beautiful to fight dragons. gra Bra
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#18 - vorack **User deleted account**
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Black Dynamite disagrees with you post. Black Dynamite always lookin at his face. Black Dynamite to beautiful to fight dragons.
#40 to #18 - grimmapple
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Can I just.... can I just hug you? You just made my entire night. Black Dynamite, you're the best!
Can I just.... can I just hug you? You just made my entire night. Black Dynamite, you're the best!
#45 to #40 - vorack **User deleted account**
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Black Dynamite has posted Black Dynamite comments very sparingly...so Black Dynamite can be stealthy....and sneak up on dem cracka ass vampires...
User avatar #51 to #45 - grimmapple
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Ah. As a member of the Dawnguard, I can respect this. Keep up the good work Black Dynamite, and... when Skyrim no longer needs you... I'll be waiting.
#42 to #18 - skinless
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i want to be you for atleast a day
i want to be you for atleast a day
#1 - fourfourfourfour **User deleted account**
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#10 to #1 - anon id: 9ebaeac1
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Fixed: No one noes my secret
#44 to #10 - skinless
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you're ******* stupid
you're ******* stupid
#41 to #1 - Demitorn
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that was brilliant
#20 - maxoverderp
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********   
   
Every now and then I take my burly 7ft tall nord man's helmet off, spin the camera around and say "Holy **** I am a sexy bitch."
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Every now and then I take my burly 7ft tall nord man's helmet off, spin the camera around and say "Holy **** I am a sexy bitch."
#21 to #20 - darkjustifier
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I just realized I made my character way hotter than myself, my muscles aren't half as large as his.
User avatar #22 to #20 - rokkarokkaali
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I made a sexy imperial.
Wait for it.
wait for it...
with the god of war like war paint. That wasn't as badass as it sounded in my head.
User avatar #36 - headharvest
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ADVENTURES IN SKYRIM:
sending a message

okay this happend recently to me in skyrim. I was playing my dark elf stealth character doing the goldenglow estate mission for the thieves guild. I swim and sneak up to the back entrance and just i was about to pick the door,suddenly my indicator said the i was detected. I look around and find a chicken behind me i dismiss it and turn back to the door. Then i hear "ILL BURY YOUUU!!!" and swing around. I see three guards running in my direction one with a war hammer in front. I prepare to fend them off when they all run past me and brutally slaughter the chicken in cold blood. The one with the war hammer turns and looks directly at me. He and his buddies then leisurely stroll away. I have never been to Riften since...
#74 to #36 - adamkezer
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Plot twist: they were black.
#55 to #36 - anon id: 79c5fb82
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Riften...not even once :P
#58 to #36 - mytrakytra
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Chicken? CHICKEN!!!!!

CHIIICKEEENNN!

CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKEN!
User avatar #93 to #58 - zombieginger
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Sauceeee?
User avatar #114 to #93 - herneswho
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User avatar #115 to #114 - zombieginger
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Thank you friend.
#29 - mjdjoy
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I forgot to name my character in the beginning of the game, so his name is Prisoner.
Its kind of grown on me, though. Its almost...Symbolic. Hes a prisoner to his own insane mind. Like how I killed a family and adopted their daughter.
Or maybe its me who's lost it
#43 to #29 - anon id: b8759cd7
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i always thought it was weird how in fallout nv your guy didnt remember anything from before he was shot but he somehow knew his name so i always name him courier six.
#80 - NutHut
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I used to be an adventurer like you. Until I took a guard duty to lick my father's boots. Do you come to the cloud district often? Oh, who am I kidding, of course you fetch the mead. Might make a guard nervous, man approaches with his sweet roll drawn. Curved. Sweet rolls.
User avatar #87 to #80 - darbius
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oh holy hell, what a beautiful representation. Did you make that up yourself?
User avatar #89 to #87 - NutHut
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Got the idea from someone else.
Spent like ten minutes rearranging quotes.
User avatar #90 to #89 - darbius
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Curved sweet rolls make me giggle like a retarded fish.
#11 - nithorry
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Speak for ya self....im always stopping and just loooking at my charactors gorgeous face
Speak for ya self....im always stopping and just loooking at my charactors gorgeous face
#16 to #11 - thisotherdude
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I thought I was the only one who did that.
#86 - reggaemortis
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Mfw when mods.
Mfw when mods.
#88 to #86 - reggaemortis
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Aaaand I typed "when" after mfw.   
Sorry guys, it's morning here and I'm not a morning person.
Aaaand I typed "when" after mfw.
Sorry guys, it's morning here and I'm not a morning person.
#94 to #88 - triggathepirate
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Happens to everyone.
Happens to everyone.
User avatar #27 - Blargosnarf
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Am I the only person who doesn't play as a Nord? Every time I see anything related to Skyrim, everyone plays as a Nord. I prefer Khajiit myself honestly.
User avatar #30 to #27 - deathzor
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Argonian here.
User avatar #53 to #30 - ZenMacros
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Mah *****.
#63 to #53 - deathzor
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I'm yo' *****!
User avatar #37 to #27 - idoliam
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Thalmor here!
#52 to #27 - missmalice
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I bend the conventions of Skyrim and play as a stealth High Elf.
User avatar #54 to #27 - linxus
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i play as a breton, but it is more symbolic to me, becuase the first time i played the arena i was a breton, the first time i played daggerfall i was a breton, the first time i played morrowind i was a breton, the first time played oblivion i was a breton.
#65 to #54 - anon id: ca1f6203
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My best friends last name is Breton, so that's usually my default.
User avatar #60 to #27 - shinymew
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I was playing as dark elf, then I used Imperial, since I didn't feel like using magic
User avatar #32 to #27 - foxtrotalpha
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Bosmer master race reporting in.
User avatar #49 to #32 - thelastprothean
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Bosmer master race #2 reporting
User avatar #98 to #49 - myrtille
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Bosmer master race #3 reporting.
User avatar #113 to #98 - wilvine **User deleted account**
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Bosmer master race #4 Reporting.
#39 to #27 - grimmapple
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Always went stealth Argonian or Khajjit, so I'm actually branching out of my comfort zone with my warrior Nord character.
#56 to #27 - alexlife
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First Dark Elf - Now I play as Khajiit because of claws :P
Kinda fun when you want to fist a dragon ;P
User avatar #57 to #56 - Blargosnarf
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Wow, uh, to each their own fetish, I guess... O.o
User avatar #61 to #27 - sorrowofdaedalus
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Argonian Warrior and Dark Elf Assassin. Both are a ton of fun, and I prefer getting to be a ******* walking lizard-man that is so tough that during the oblivion crisis the Daedra actually had to shut down the portals THEMSELVES because the Argonians were invading THEM instead of the other way around and starting to set up villages and **** there.

You know Argonians are ******* bad-ass when the whole 'world-ending crisis' meant to come about in Oblivion is just a chance to get some supreme real estate in Mehrune Dagon's Realm to them.

I mean, just think about that. That is like if the End of Days came and a bunch of crazy cultists started opening up portals to the very worst parts of the Underworld to let their demon overlords and **** out, and then a bunch of people decide to GO INSIDE AND LIVE THERE! Not to mention, the fact that they can survive in virtually any climate with ease (The plane of Oblivion is moistureless and much like a barren desert, filled with Lava, yet the Argonians originally live in a swamp land covered with water) .

Then you see them in Skyrim,and guess what? They are in the most racist city in the game, Windhelm, working and living outside on docks with ICE thirty feet away at all times in the damned Summer!

Argonians- Bad ass is the best phrase to describe them.
#24 - auesis
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I deliberately made my character attractive just for these killcams. Don't want to look like a retard while you slice bitches up in slow-mo.

Also, **** Braith.
User avatar #28 to #24 - darkangeloffire
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Where did you acquire that outfit?
User avatar #33 to #28 - sepherif
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probably a mod (PC ftw!)
User avatar #68 to #24 - mondominiman
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did you edit that afterwards or is that an in-game screen shot. I know there are mods to make it look tons better but that looks astonishing.
#72 to #68 - auesis
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In-game, untouched. I have plenty more. Just try to ignore my homicidal tendencies towards children.
#73 to #72 - auesis
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One of my faves.
#78 to #73 - auesis
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This one is just fabulous.
#120 to #72 - anon id: 5b2e732b
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This is the best one. Love Amren's "I give no ***** expression" Glorious! If she was my child would feel the same tbh.

Although saying that if I really could be the DB in Skyrim that's actually incorrect, would rather brutally orphan Braith then become her father. Would then rape, torture, beat and work her like a pack mule every day I was home at Elysium estate. Lets see if she's not afraid of the DB then! A quick death is way to good for that mouthy, little, ****** cunt! She needs to suffer!
#121 to #120 - anon id: 5b2e732b
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Funny how **** s and n igger is censored but cunt isn't Crazy ****!
#122 to #121 - anon id: 5b2e732b
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f uck that should read and s hit at the end. Why the hell is cunt uncensored but s hit is. Mental!
#75 to #24 - wallbuilder
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That's the spirit!