Getting Drunk. . American Man: ''It takes me about 5 or 6 beers to get drunk." German Man: ''It takes me about 5 or 6 beers to get drunk." The difference? Ameri
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American Man: ''It takes me about 5 or 6
beers to get drunk."
German Man: ''It takes me about 5 or 6
beers to get drunk."
The difference?
American Beer
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Submitted: 12/14/2012
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#11 - beerbellycolly (12/14/2012) [+] (13 replies)
thats adorable
#16 to #11 - xxDanvelxx (12/14/2012) [-]
как мило
как мило
#105 - siggythepiggy (12/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
American beer is like making love in a canoe


It's ******* close to water
#191 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Does Canadian beer come in a bag?
User avatar #90 - mads (12/14/2012) [-]
Irish: you guys GET drunk? Ha we are born pissed
#119 - BigSammy ONLINE (12/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW I'm drunk.
MFW I'm drunk.
#22 - thechosentroll (12/14/2012) [-]
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Pussies. Try easteuropean alcohol and you'll end up in the ER. It also doubles as paint thinner and rocket fuel.
#135 - fractalius (12/14/2012) [-]
I TOO DRINK LOT OF BEER

Oh wait. Everyone here is 12.
#6 - millenia (12/14/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Belgian ales are the best. Pic related, 9% abv (18 proof) dark trappist ale. Expensive but tasty as hell.
User avatar #23 - defeats (12/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I always found beers in the US taste watered down compared to home(Scotland, UK)...
#34 to #28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/14/2012) [-]
The reason why is because American beer is brewed by using measurements in the imperial system. American beer is brewed by volume. German (and most other European beers) are brewed using metric measurements. The result is a stronger European beer. The was one of the first things I learned going into the bar business. Personally, I think all beers taste like **** .

Yeah yeah, i know, "Get him! He's a heretic!"
#220 - sonicg ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Coors Light
Coors Light
#152 - cupcakedevourer (12/14/2012) [-]
heh i'm **** at german
User avatar #59 - smokedmeatlog (12/14/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Russia: "Oh we have vodka"
Ireland: "Oh we have whisky"
German: "Oh we have quarts of beer"
American: "We have them all"

It can go both ways you know.
Inb4 red thumbs because im an American stating my opinion.
User avatar #91 to #59 - qayokm (12/14/2012) [-]
Russia: Oh we have everything and we also make the best vodka
Ireland: Oh we have everything and we also make the best whisky
Germany: Oh we have everything and we also make the best beer
America: We could have everything, but we try to make it our self even if it sucks
User avatar #3 - beardedpants (12/14/2012) [-]
You really can't believe that America only makes that trash beer. I mean c'mon there's a lot better beer in the US
User avatar #265 - mexicanfood (12/15/2012) [+] (8 replies)
LOL I CAN DRINK MORE POISON THAN YOU WHICH MEANS I AM MORE ALPHA AND COOLER AND TOUGHER THAN YOU!
#236 - Hawke (12/15/2012) [-]
MFW coors light.   
   
I mean come on, you could have put a good beer for example.   
   
Like Samuel Adams
MFW coors light.

I mean come on, you could have put a good beer for example.

Like Samuel Adams
#99 - xnotcreative (12/14/2012) [+] (17 replies)
I prefer getting high over getting drunk.

Getting drunk's retarded, I don't understand what the fun in it is, or why people would do it...
User avatar #109 to #99 - CurlySuee (12/14/2012) [-]
I prefer getting drunk over getting high.

Getting high's retarded, I don't understand what the fun in it is, or why people would do it...
#327 - xtremedeath (12/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bitch please! 1 Polish Vodka shot = 6 beers
User avatar #328 to #327 - ilovehitler (12/15/2012) [-]
1 polish vodka shot = Russian baby formula
#319 - imalex (12/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
russian: it takes about 5 or 6 vodka bottles to get drunk
russian: it takes about 5 or 6 vodka bottles to get drunk
User avatar #4 - sasa (12/14/2012) [-]
So I agree that America does infact makes some piss. But they got good beer over there.

But onfortunatly nothing beats a good ol' german wheat beer
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