cop: do you know why i pulled you over'?
me: was i speeding?
cop: no, but if you don' t know that, you
need to be paying more attention
cop: where is your license plate, bud?
me: It' s on my car
cop: no it' s not, come look
me: well shit. where did my license plate go'?
cop: where did you drive here from?
me: brantford, but i was following my GPS, i
couldnt tell you which roads i' taken
cop: well you' re driving without license
plates, i have to impound your car, and you
have to come with me
me: 'insert mental breakdown her?
Cop proceeds to walk to his car, open his
door, grab my license plate out of the car,
walk over to me, and pass it to me.
cop: never let this happen again. i picked it
up off the road 20 km ago, i' been looking
for you since.