GGC. . 4- 'iloilo cop: do you know why i pulled you over'? me: was i speeding? cop: no, but if you don' t know that, you need to be paying more attention cop: w
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4- 'iloilo
cop: do you know why i pulled you over'?
me: was i speeding?
cop: no, but if you don' t know that, you
need to be paying more attention
cop: where is your license plate, bud?
me: It' s on my car
cop: no it' s not, come look
me: well **** . where did my license plate go'?
cop: where did you drive here from?
me: brantford, but i was following my GPS, i
couldnt tell you which roads i' taken
cop: well you' re driving without license
plates, i have to impound your car, and you
have to come with me
me: 'insert mental breakdown her?
Cop proceeds to walk to his car, open his
door, grab my license plate out of the car,
walk over to me, and pass it to me.
cop: never let this happen again. i picked it
up off the road 20 km ago, i' been looking
for you since.
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#121 - metaldubstepotato (12/15/2012) [-]
**metaldubstepotato rolled a random image posted in comment #2291308 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw stopped by a cop
#111 - Yojimbo (12/15/2012) [-]
**Yojimbo rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Motivation ** Who once pulled me over. Didn't let me off easy
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#108 - penacookie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #113 to #108 - silasdg (12/15/2012) [-]
I loved the original joke here considering if you're suspected of hiding drugs they will simply call a drug dog out and let it rip the seats apart. They don't care and you don't get reimbursed for the damage even if drugs aren't found simply because of "probable cause".
#89 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
He has full battery.Not a lot of people maintain a completely charged Apple product but I see that he did. That's good.
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#83 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
question FJ, if you print out of a fake license plate and paste it on your original liscense plate, then you decide to do a crime and drive off, will you get caught?
User avatar #116 to #83 - silasdg (12/15/2012) [-]
The license plate has an underlying image that won't reflect the same >.< Any cop would notice it. Also when they look up the fake plate they would see it isn't for your vehicle type/year/color and would instead look for the car description.
User avatar #102 to #83 - fuzzyballs (12/14/2012) [-]
didn't you see the transporter movies? of course you wouldn't
#90 to #83 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
yes...yes you would
#78 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
Brantford, Ontario? I live near there.
User avatar #96 to #78 - tony (12/14/2012) [-]
as do i.
#82 to #78 - Keoul (12/14/2012) [-]
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#110 to #82 - anonymous (12/15/2012) [-]
"Another **** not given, Luke"
#74 - sovietholic (12/14/2012) [-]
Good OP guy, makes a post using the km system.
User avatar #100 to #74 - philliyoMLB (12/14/2012) [-]
How does that make anyone a good guy? It just depends on what country he grew up in.
User avatar #93 to #73 - greatcornholio (12/14/2012) [-]
polis pls
User avatar #70 - Keidis (12/14/2012) [-]
The lesson wasn't to listen at every minute to hear if your license plate is ******* falling.
The lesson is that some cops WILL give you that sort of **** , they WILL impound your car over the pettiest of **** , so he's trying to inoculate him into the ******** law system.


#60 - bdowns (12/14/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #312 at Fuck the government. **
#114 to #60 - neoexdeath (12/15/2012) [-]
****** is ALWAYS a viable answer.
User avatar #84 to #60 - kensislayer (12/14/2012) [-]
that looks abit like QC
#91 to #84 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
it is
User avatar #97 to #91 - kensislayer (12/14/2012) [-]
man hows its changed
#59 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Good guy cop.

Sure he seemed a little... harsh.... but he made all that effort just to return a plate. And he didn't penalize him (at least that's how it seems).
User avatar #75 to #59 - deathstare (12/14/2012) [-]
I don't know if he could penalize him for his license falling off the car. Sure, it wasn't in the best condition, but...
User avatar #86 to #75 - hydraetis (12/14/2012) [-]
actually yea he could. that's still driving without a license plate and if it falls off that's the driver's fault for neglecting to secure it right.
User avatar #77 to #75 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
He could have been a dick by not retrieving the plate and then impounding him... or he could have put some other violation on him or something.

Plus it's technically the driver's responsibility to secure the license plate on correctly.
User avatar #58 - Harjyot (12/14/2012) [-]
i live in brantford
User avatar #53 - MythBuster (12/14/2012) [-]
>b/ me, 23
>rob my first bank
>pull plates off so bank teller can't write them down
>driving away
> ************* .jpeg
> ******* decide to pull over
>cop gives me some random dudes license plates
> ******* play it off and lol while i drive away
#57 to #53 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
the note method?
#41 - curtisbentley (12/14/2012) [-]
&gt; Drops his license plate.   
&gt; Doesn't realize.   
&gt; Driving a long distance.   
&gt; It's his fault he didn't hear his license plate fall off over the sound of a roaring engine, traffic and the wind?   
   
&gt; Cop's a 						******					.
> Drops his license plate.
> Doesn't realize.
> Driving a long distance.
> It's his fault he didn't hear his license plate fall off over the sound of a roaring engine, traffic and the wind?

> Cop's a ****** .
#81 to #41 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
>Cop was making a joke

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, JOKER.
#112 to #81 - nicoquitemad ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
A joke? What if tomorrow I tell you that I am going to buy sixty gallons of chocolate milk, just for myself. And then pour it in the sink. How's that for a joke Bats?

Speaking of which, how is you little girlfriend doing these days? Too soon?..
#117 to #112 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
**** you, Joker...
#119 to #117 - nicoquitemad ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
ibelieveinharveydenttoo. com
#69 to #41 - Rellik (12/14/2012) [-]
Annnnnnd
Annnnnnd
User avatar #66 to #41 - tehlulzbringer ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
No, the driver is a raging homosexual.
You're supposed to check your car every once in a while

If he had checked it, he would notice that the screws are loose
#79 to #66 - gjsmothefirst (12/14/2012) [-]
AAAND no.
Maybe they rusted through. Maybe something jolted it off.
If he had checked it, he might've noticed it, and he might've not. You don't really know the situation, don't assume that the screws were loose.

... not to mention that my car doesn't even use screws.
User avatar #109 to #79 - Eggerz (12/15/2012) [-]
this entire post has a few screws loose
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User avatar #43 to #41 - teoferrazzi (12/14/2012) [-]
I presume it's his fault he didn't secure it to his car
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#48 to #43 - curtisbentley has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #124 to #48 - bossmanholms (12/15/2012) [-]
no its the owners responsibility to make sure their car is in operable order which includes making sure your plate is on.
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User avatar #51 to #48 - MythBuster (12/14/2012) [-]
wow.. you are all kinds of retarded aren't you.. have you ever even bought a car before? depending on the state, you have to wait 1-8 weeks to get plates. once you get them in the mail or pick them up at the dmv, you screw the plates on with a ******* phillips head. it's not hard to do, if this story is true, this guy is as much of a dumbass as you
User avatar #50 to #48 - ringley (12/14/2012) [-]
A license plate is generally supplied to you when you register your car. You either have it mailed to you or pick it up from the DMV. It is then your own responsibility to properly secure it to your car.
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User avatar #44 to #42 - teoferrazzi (12/14/2012) [-]
it was a joke on the cop's part
#39 - grampian (12/14/2012) [-]
well, lets be honest, the license plate thing wasnt really his fault. the cop knew this and still tried to make him feel bad. if any lesson was learnt it was that cops are sneaky sneaky basstards
well, lets be honest, the license plate thing wasnt really his fault. the cop knew this and still tried to make him feel bad. if any lesson was learnt it was that cops are sneaky sneaky basstards
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#32 - morello (12/14/2012) [-]
Brantford the only town in canada where you buy a guitar, crack and take out a library book on the same block
#88 to #32 - morello (12/14/2012) [-]
anyone from SJC?
User avatar #55 to #32 - PrestigousTurd (12/14/2012) [-]
word didnt know there were so many brantford people on here until now
#49 to #32 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
So many people from Brantford o.o WTF WHERE ARE YOU BRETHREN?!?!
User avatar #35 to #32 - Padmeamidalatwo (12/14/2012) [-]
LMAO!

(I'm from Brantford... )
User avatar #34 to #32 - fxremastered (12/14/2012) [-]
You mean the same store. :3
User avatar #27 - rosietheamazon (12/14/2012) [-]
awww
#23 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
What does '#cop dunta ught meal esson' mean?
User avatar #92 to #23 - CapnInterwebz (12/14/2012) [-]
i think it's dumbass for "shoot me"
#76 to #23 - makethingsworse (12/14/2012) [-]
&quot;Cop dun taught me a lesson&quot;
"Cop dun taught me a lesson"

#95 to #76 - wetbproductions ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Thats a joke son. you missed it, flew right by ya.
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#71 to #23 - SgtBaha (12/14/2012) [-]
Man, I was thinkin the same thing.
Man, I was thinkin the same thing.
#28 to #23 - anonymous (12/14/2012) [-]
Cop dun taught me a lesson
User avatar #25 to #23 - masterfluffydubs ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
....lol
User avatar #22 - Sharpy (12/14/2012) [-]
I usually hate cops, especially since I was arrested the first time. Occasionally you find the cops who aren't ******** , though. I was arrested a second time (stupid, I know) and the cop wound up not even charging me for any of the numerous **** he could have. He just took my weed, took my pieces, and towed me car (towed, not impounded). I took it as a wake-up call and haven't been ****** up since. Some cops really are looking out for us.
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