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#44 - reallynotdashie (12/14/2012) [-]
50 shades of **** , a book about a guy called Christian Grey having angry sex with a girl because she's a virgin.

He actually goes "You're a virgin? Why the **** didn't you tell me!?" like it's a bad thing, I know, I had to hear the ******* thing.

Now lads if you pulled a girl one night and she tell you she's a virgin you'd be ******* getting the party poppers out, you'd be celebrating and singing.

But of course it's easier for women to get laid isn't it, they want it, we don't care, we want it, apparently we're perverts, double standards.

And of course there is the fact of "Why are women called sluts when they have had sex a lot but not the other way round" and some of you may have already heard this but if not, write it down.

"When a key can open many doors it is considered a master key, when a lock is opened by many keys, it is called a ****** lock" - Yoda 16:4 from the bible

anyway, I'm going off the subject

He gets angry and says that he is gonna **** her, fair play, what a legend.

But when he says **** in the book, I don't imagine a sexy, american voice, I imagine a dirty voice from Yorkshire, a complete turn off and just kills the mood, wouldn't be dubbed as mommy porn then.

And later on in the book, when they don't even know each other, it goes on to say "He pulls off his boxers and his erection sprung free "Holy cow" she said" WHO THE **** SAYS HOLY COW!?
That's another tip, don't say that, she'd probably run away
and apparently he "Rips through her virginity" That sounds like ******* rape.
#121 to #44 - gndroor (12/14/2012) [-]
If words were people and spaces were sex, this would be an orgy.
Pic unrelated.
#84 to #44 - buttplugmaster (12/14/2012) [-]
This guy deserves all the medals. We need to invent new medals, just to give them to him.
This guy deserves all the medals. We need to invent new medals, just to give them to him.
User avatar #79 to #44 - cupcakedevourer (12/14/2012) [-]
That's the picture from the Johnny Maher video, isn't it?
#76 to #44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/14/2012) [-]
That's not why he's mad, he gets mad because he wants her to be his BDSM slave but she is a virgin and he knows that it would be wrong to corrupt her since she is so obviously infatuated with him and that's why he is mad
#51 to #44 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account** (12/14/2012) [-]
"Yoda 16:4 from the bible"
User avatar #46 to #44 - thebritishguy (12/14/2012) [-]
lol why do you read it in your head in a Yorkshire voice?
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