Honest book review. Me Gusta. THIS Is AN AWFUL BOOK, DO NOT READ THIS BEER. THERE IS BETTER SMUT ON THE INTERNET. SMUT THAT IS WELL WRITTEN. SMUT THAT PORTRATE
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Honest book review

Me Gusta

THIS Is AN AWFUL BOOK,
DO NOT READ THIS BEER.
THERE IS BETTER SMUT ON THE
INTERNET.
SMUT THAT IS WELL WRITTEN.
SMUT THAT PORTRATE THE BDSM
LIFESTYLE ACCA RATTLY.
SMUT THAT DOESN' T ROMANTICISE
ABUSIVE .
AND IT' S FREE.
GOOGLE IS ‘mun FRIEND.
an FORTH AND FIND anon smut
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Submitted: 12/13/2012
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#44 - reallynotdashie (12/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)
50 shades of **** , a book about a guy called Christian Grey having angry sex with a girl because she's a virgin.

He actually goes "You're a virgin? Why the **** didn't you tell me!?" like it's a bad thing, I know, I had to hear the ******* thing.

Now lads if you pulled a girl one night and she tell you she's a virgin you'd be ******* getting the party poppers out, you'd be celebrating and singing.

But of course it's easier for women to get laid isn't it, they want it, we don't care, we want it, apparently we're perverts, double standards.

And of course there is the fact of "Why are women called sluts when they have had sex a lot but not the other way round" and some of you may have already heard this but if not, write it down.

"When a key can open many doors it is considered a master key, when a lock is opened by many keys, it is called a ****** lock" - Yoda 16:4 from the bible

anyway, I'm going off the subject

He gets angry and says that he is gonna **** her, fair play, what a legend.

But when he says **** in the book, I don't imagine a sexy, american voice, I imagine a dirty voice from Yorkshire, a complete turn off and just kills the mood, wouldn't be dubbed as mommy porn then.

And later on in the book, when they don't even know each other, it goes on to say "He pulls off his boxers and his erection sprung free "Holy cow" she said" WHO THE **** SAYS HOLY COW!?
That's another tip, don't say that, she'd probably run away
and apparently he "Rips through her virginity" That sounds like ******* rape.
#3 - juicymucus (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I dont know much about this book past it being the new trend among women (which baffles me) and that its about an abusive relationship. And somehow an abusive relationship is considered BDSM....

So women (a lot of them teenagers) reading, and enjoying, a book about staying in a relationship with an abusive guy while at the same time falsely portraying an already misunderstood culture.

Again maybe Im just ignorant, but based on what this info this review sounds pretty damn accurate. Find your own way to make the pic relevant.
#8 - ckuipers (12/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #83 - yojo (12/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
What's BDSM?
User avatar #90 to #89 - yojo (12/14/2012) [-]
I sometimes forget that other websites exist outside of FJ
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#102 to #98 - ruinsage (12/14/2012) [-]
This image has expired
then good guy ruinsage will thumb him down for you!

i lost my reaction folder with my ggg images, so this will have to do
#93 - jebusjabarty (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My internet service has been free all this time? I've been cheated.
User avatar #120 to #93 - cheated (12/14/2012) [-]
I swear it wasn't me.
#63 - dragonforcegirl (12/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i tried to look up porn once but it was too weird.
i use my imagination.
User avatar #36 - Loppytaffy (12/14/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Exactly.
People talk about 50 as though it's the only twilight smutfic on Livejournel or fanfiction dot net.
I've read more ****** up things about Italy and Germany (Hetalia), things that would terrify the little girls who read 50. And that's a relitively happy, comedic duo. Now imagine the darker pairings; they are SO. ****** . UP.
#57 to #55 - Loppytaffy (12/14/2012) [-]
I need not say a thing.
#10 - tylosaurus ONLINE (12/14/2012) [+] (14 replies)
BDSM, eh? I know a great series of comics by a deviant artist. I like them.
shiniez.deviantart.com/
#119 - DrollHumor (12/14/2012) [-]
I was read one page via one of my favorite YouTubers an I concur, the writer should be shot.
#118 - mrcrowleysr (12/14/2012) [-]
mfw looking at the comments below
#114 - redsalsa (12/14/2012) [-]
i thought it said google search: 'is your friend'
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User avatar #110 - redJericho (12/14/2012) [-]
“Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his brie baton made my sex wee trickle like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his huge penis slid deeper into my other vagina. By now, my kipper dinghy was weeping like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like a ripped out fireplace, and I was no different! The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his stilton spear soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.”

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