Honest book review. Me Gusta. THIS Is AN AWFUL BOOK, DO NOT READ THIS BEER. THERE IS BETTER SMUT ON THE INTERNET. SMUT THAT IS WELL WRITTEN. SMUT THAT PORTRATE  Honest book review Me Gusta THIS Is AN AWFUL BOOK DO NOT READ BEER THERE IS BETTER SMUT ON THE INTERNET THAT WELL WRITTEN PORTRATE
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THIS Is AN AWFUL BOOK,
DO NOT READ THIS BEER.
THERE IS BETTER SMUT ON THE
INTERNET.
SMUT THAT IS WELL WRITTEN.
SMUT THAT PORTRATE THE BDSM
LIFESTYLE ACCA RATTLY.
SMUT THAT DOESN' T ROMANTICISE
ABUSIVE .
AND IT' S FREE.
GOOGLE IS ‘mun FRIEND.
an FORTH AND FIND anon smut
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#44 - reallynotdashie
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50 shades of ****, a book about a guy called Christian Grey having angry sex with a girl because she's a virgin.

He actually goes "You're a virgin? Why the **** didn't you tell me!?" like it's a bad thing, I know, I had to hear the ******* thing.

Now lads if you pulled a girl one night and she tell you she's a virgin you'd be ******* getting the party poppers out, you'd be celebrating and singing.

But of course it's easier for women to get laid isn't it, they want it, we don't care, we want it, apparently we're perverts, double standards.

And of course there is the fact of "Why are women called sluts when they have had sex a lot but not the other way round" and some of you may have already heard this but if not, write it down.

"When a key can open many doors it is considered a master key, when a lock is opened by many keys, it is called a ****** lock" - Yoda 16:4 from the bible

anyway, I'm going off the subject

He gets angry and says that he is gonna **** her, fair play, what a legend.

But when he says **** in the book, I don't imagine a sexy, american voice, I imagine a dirty voice from Yorkshire, a complete turn off and just kills the mood, wouldn't be dubbed as mommy porn then.

And later on in the book, when they don't even know each other, it goes on to say "He pulls off his boxers and his erection sprung free "Holy cow" she said" WHO THE **** SAYS HOLY COW!?
That's another tip, don't say that, she'd probably run away
and apparently he "Rips through her virginity" That sounds like ******* rape.
#76 to #44 - anon id: 3efd0b5b
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That's not why he's mad, he gets mad because he wants her to be his BDSM slave but she is a virgin and he knows that it would be wrong to corrupt her since she is so obviously infatuated with him and that's why he is mad
User avatar #79 to #44 - cupcakedevourer
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That's the picture from the Johnny Maher video, isn't it?
#121 to #44 - gndroor
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If words were people and spaces were sex, this would be an orgy.
Pic unrelated.
#122 to #121 - reallynotdashie
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User avatar #46 to #44 - thebritishguy
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lol why do you read it in your head in a Yorkshire voice?
#84 to #44 - buttplugmaster
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This guy deserves all the medals. We need to invent new medals, just to give them to him.
This guy deserves all the medals. We need to invent new medals, just to give them to him.
#51 to #44 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account**
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"Yoda 16:4 from the bible"
#3 - juicymucus
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I dont know much about this book past it being the new trend among women (which baffles me) and that its about an abusive relationship. And somehow an abusive relationship is considered BDSM....

So women (a lot of them teenagers) reading, and enjoying, a book about staying in a relationship with an abusive guy while at the same time falsely portraying an already misunderstood culture.

Again maybe Im just ignorant, but based on what this info this review sounds pretty damn accurate. Find your own way to make the pic relevant.
User avatar #23 to #3 - bec
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Honestly, two of my female friends are into this so-called "literature". Every other girl I know treats it like a joke.
#8 - ckuipers
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smut found and enjoyed
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#9 to #8 - anon id: 66e15151
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WHY IS IT ALL INCEST!
#35 to #9 - walkingdisaster
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#31 - goosbee **User deleted account**
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User avatar #97 to #31 - sirlorddarthvader **User deleted account**
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That should be on a T-Shirt
User avatar #83 - yojo
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What's BDSM?
#92 to #83 - bdowns
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**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #349 at Red Dawn ** this
#94 to #83 - anon id: 0eff2b4e
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Bondage Domination and Sadomasochism, I believe.
User avatar #103 to #83 - ferrettamer
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Bondage & Discipline, Domination & Submission, Sadism & Masochism
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User avatar #90 to #89 - yojo
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I sometimes forget that other websites exist outside of FJ
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#98 to #91 - mvtjets
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Awww man, I've thumbed down your roll spam comments to the point where I can't do it anymore...............
Awww man, I've thumbed down your roll spam comments to the point where I can't do it anymore...............
#102 to #98 - ruinsage
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This image has expired
then good guy ruinsage will thumb him down for you!

i lost my reaction folder with my ggg images, so this will have to do
#104 to #102 - mvtjets
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Comment Picture
#63 - dragonforcegirl
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i tried to look up porn once but it was too weird.
i use my imagination.
#65 to #63 - irishlawyer
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You masturbate with rainbows
Didn't realize gay guys had a different method than us
User avatar #66 to #65 - dragonforcegirl
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shamefully, i must break one of the many rules of the internet and direct you to my user name.
#67 to #66 - irishlawyer
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I did notice that, but I thought that it may not have been accurate.
User avatar #105 to #67 - dragonforcegirl
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check my OC. it has a picture of me.
checkmate ************.
User avatar #72 to #63 - agonizingkingjake
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You find it getting weirder and weirder as you watch it
User avatar #36 - Loppytaffy
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Exactly.
People talk about 50 as though it's the only twilight smutfic on Livejournel or fanfiction dot net.
I've read more ****** up things about Italy and Germany (Hetalia), things that would terrify the little girls who read 50. And that's a relitively happy, comedic duo. Now imagine the darker pairings; they are SO. ******. UP.
User avatar #39 to #36 - freddychavez
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Exactly. The **** I've seen in the Legend of Korra fandom.
User avatar #43 to #39 - robothuck
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I have traversed through a swamp of NaruSasu yaoi high school romcom fanfictions and come out the other side. I am become death.
#48 to #43 - urapooper
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HA thats nothing I transverse through Snarry fanfictions with a splash of Harry/Dracco Slash and come out the other side every night searching for an actual fanfiction I could read.
User avatar #58 to #48 - freddychavez
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I've read a fanfic about Tarrlok being in diapers being nurtured by Amon.
User avatar #56 to #48 - Loppytaffy
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Oh please, I've seen so many HP doujinshi...Japan lives to destroy our innocence...

And they will make us like it.
User avatar #54 to #48 - hattaz
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RoxasxSora
#55 to #54 - urapooper
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MC/SgtJohnson
#57 to #55 - Loppytaffy
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I need not say a thing.
User avatar #59 to #39 - Loppytaffy
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Amon and Lt?
Yeah, the things I've seen and liked
#10 - tylosaurus
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BDSM, eh? I know a great series of comics by a deviant artist. I like them.
shiniez.deviantart.com/
User avatar #11 to #10 - twillight
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should i even ask? :P
User avatar #12 to #11 - tylosaurus
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ask what?
User avatar #13 to #12 - twillight
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how you stumbled upon that
User avatar #17 to #13 - tylosaurus
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The internet obviously.
User avatar #18 to #17 - twillight
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well, i wander the internet, but i have never found anything like that ever before...

maybe i have, but for that i don't remember it...
User avatar #19 to #18 - tylosaurus
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>implying everyone sees the same things.

There's a lot I've seen that you haven't and probably a lot that you've seen that I haven't.
User avatar #20 to #19 - twillight
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i feel the same way, now lets marry each other!
#21 to #20 - tylosaurus
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User avatar #29 to #21 - Einsty
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So cold, dude.
#30 to #29 - tylosaurus
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User avatar #22 to #21 - twillight
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awwww....bummer...