Zen 3. . WHEN YOU HERE BORN YOU WERE CRYING AND EVERYONE ELSE HAW MAILING. SIMMING AND ELSE IIS. First thing I thought of Zen 3 WHEN YOU HERE BORN WERE CRYING AND EVERYONE ELSE HAW MAILING SIMMING IIS First thing I thought of
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - hammerfell
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(12/14/2012) [-]
First thing I thought of
#10 - jtblip
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Fun fact: For even just a fraction of a second, you were the youngest person in the world at one point.
#91 to #10 - nexuser
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What about twins?
#106 to #91 - jtblip
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MFW after realization.
#105 to #91 - jtblip
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MFW at first.
#52 to #10 - mmmmcheezy
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and for a short period of time you'll eventually end up being the last person to die.
#12 to #10 - phanact
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User avatar #2 - failbro
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(12/13/2012) [-]
when i found my dads body all that i saw in his face was pain
User avatar #5 to #2 - ningyoaijin
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Anything's better than suddenly seeing him fall back from his chair, convulse in pain on the floor, hysterically screaming, urinating, desperately grabbing onto your ankle while looking into your eyes like there was something you could do about it. It broke my heart when I had to leave him to phone an ambulance, but by the time they arrived he'd already died.

...Yeah, you're lucky.
#4 to #2 - WhattheNorris
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dude, why?
dude, why?
#22 - vladhellsing
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(12/14/2012) [-]
That can be taken the wrong way.
User avatar #24 to #22 - lavitts
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If it's wrong, then take solace in the fact that you won't have to deal with it soon.
#86 - joshofsouls
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Oh, I'll be smiling alright,
My plan is to wait until late in my life, and when I can't stand living anymore, I'll climb to the very top of a massive building, and I will stand there, playing something badass.

And with that music blasting, I'll soak myself with gasoline, and I'll light myself on fire.
After that, I'll drop from the building and aim for as many people as possible.

Oh, and it doesn't end there. I'm going to have some fireworks inside my jacket, so that when the fire burns through (Hopefully AFTER I hit the ground), It'll create a dazzling light show that will ease the hearts of those who just lost their loved ones to a flaming fat guy who fell from the sky.

At least that's how I want to go.

#94 to #86 - MRGamer
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You sir, shall be a legend.
You sir, shall be a legend.
User avatar #93 to #86 - DerpScout
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I'm going to take a stroll on down to my local McDonalds, climb into the kids ball pit, suck on the barrel of my .44 and shower that ******* clown statue with brain, skull and mustache fragments. Of course before doing the deed I would have wolfed down several bowls of oatmeal and a bottle of laxatives. Give the investigators something nasty to sift through. Traumatize some kids. Become a local legend.
#88 to #86 - shamwowsam
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Holy **** dude..
#78 - therealredhood
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I'm leaving how I came in, screaming and covered in blood.
#60 - gentlemanpyro
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I hate these posts
User avatar #66 to #60 - madjackwack
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(12/14/2012) [-]
im glad i'm not the only one, was beggining to wonder hwo these were getting anywhere near the frontpage.
#56 - themrsunshine
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(12/14/2012) [-]
1. find a cheesy quote about life
2. Make a comic with the quote at the end
3. ?????
4. zen-pencils
5. Post on Fj for thumbs
User avatar #36 - Loppytaffy
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I kind of want my funeral to be funny, like, hired comedians and ****.
That, or free wifi so people turn up.
#13 - phanact
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I worry about death

I try to live each day, one day at a time.