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In a galaxy' far fif' aw? y members of the often f
violent extremist religious group Rebel Alliance
plotted d series of coordinated attacks the
Galactic Empire Space Station.
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Following thi, rit' deilig. diry attacks,
from the , farro' up in a fleet of Sawing
T Starfighter:; to assault the station.
The Space Station attemp
Tanneries to defend itself
Leading this '
suicide bombing
mission was
Terrorist
leader Luke
Skywalker.
Allah Jedi
Akbar"
Two proton torpedoes were fired into the
hypermarket reactor core Through Cl small thermal
exhaust port no bigger' than the size of a womp rat.
This Triggered a
catastrophic chain
reunion that .
destroyed the space
station killing
thousands of
innocent gin/ er
emply: a
I had friends
on that battle
station"
way my "
entire family
Skywalker then hid out in a cave in the Dagobah
system while the empire hunted for him.
Over a million
officers, pilots,
brewers and a
lost
their lives in the
massacre.
NEVER FORGET
BUT WATT!.., you have to ask yourself was the
Death Ear attack an inside job?
Why did Grand Moff Ta‘ ckin refuse to deploy
the station' s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it
m was toolate) my can l
Why has there nold! been an investigation into
allegations that Darth' Vader, is in fact the father
of the pilot who destroyed The‘ Death Star?
Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols
and personally pylori lightly armored TIDE Fighter?
Conveniently, this placed Lord Vinder outside of the
Death fatar when it was destroyed.
Analysis of the
tape of the last
moments of the
Death Star show
numerous small f "
explosions along t
its surface, prior
t to it exploding
completely!
Why does all
evidence indicate
that strategically
placed
explosives, not a
sringle missile, is
what destroyed
the Death Star?
Emperor Palpatine
reads "The Pet
Bantha" to young
Sith while the
Death Stan is being
attacked. He would
continue to read
for a full 5 minutes
before leaving!
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Submitted: 12/13/2012
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#1 - thice (12/13/2012) [-]
Lost it at "Allah Jedi Ackbar"
Lost it at "Allah Jedi Ackbar"
#2 - fearlessdeeds (12/13/2012) [-]
Hell yeah!

Though, I've never been one to be all that chaotic. Chaotic Neutral at best.
User avatar #3 - traelos (12/13/2012) [-]
For the Empire!
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