Being a girl. . Why being a girl isn' t working out for me: Eit: rder. Oh. guess what time the month ls! Me: 'sitars, gott - Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS Brain: I quit. Girl being
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Why being a girl isn' t working out for me:
Eit: rder. Oh. guess what time the month ls!
Me: 'sitars, gott -
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS
Brain: I quit. mutt. kittens and cupcakes and one loves me. eh my gee
salty snacks I am fumes
Me: Please. guys, calm GWE-
Face: TIME TD RUIN EVERYTHING you HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME
I' M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES
Brain: And HM We ugly!
Tense: Time to proactive latter. cramp this bitch up. GO GD GO GO GO
ME: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
lel clothes cant m you anymore. you are bloated you are now
Me: [hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES MEI AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to
procreate
Faee: Lel. We not ewe yet.
Uterus: what ell: lever ale to deserve
Brain: you just watt uterus- they' re gem; to matte you we a tratar tor We
9 straight.
Uterus: You
Terse: CONTRACT!
Me: [quit heme female. lam now a llama-
Brain: Me gusta
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #20 - waffies
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"Seriously though, your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house, and you have to tell them "sweetie, we don't have a baby..". Then your spouse FLIPS THE **** OUT like "the **** do you mean we don't have a baby, I DID ALL THIS WORK", and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you, then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say, "it's okay, hon. We'll have a baby next month" and they start building the room again. AND THIS **** KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT'S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN."
-Taken from a clever Anon
User avatar #34 to #20 - pockyrin
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Pretty solid analogy actually
User avatar #46 to #34 - unicornmangina
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i love you so so much for posting this waffles
User avatar #66 to #46 - waffies
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waffies* actually, but yeah, glad you enjoyed it
User avatar #50 to #20 - friendofralph
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That was the most beautiful thing i have ever read
User avatar #35 to #20 - bec
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That's the best description of a period I have ever heard.
#1 - twittywitty
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CONTRACT~STUPID BITCH~U MARRIED_NOPE-BUT HE IS TO SOMEONE ELSE HUH DNA LAAAABABABBABABBABA..HOW DO U EXPLAIN ALL THE TIME OFF WORK?? LAWYER KNOWS, OOPS, YA, IS THAT PRIVATE, NOPE, U DOPE, SO MANY REASONS BUT ALL THAT IT SURROUNDS IS NOT~ I BET THE WIFE & HER FAMILY WILL TAKE HER CHANCE WHEN THE PREG GF GOES TO JAIL (OTHER REASONS) FJ FALLS AND EVERYTHING IS "SUDDENLY REMEMBERED" CAUSE THE PERSON THAT U WORK WITH CLOSELY HAS GIVEN U UP YEARS AGO... LEGALLY FOR SAFEKEEPING SO YOUR PASSWORD SAFE..KILL MIMS ALSO?? VERY BAD PERSON STATES INVOLVED..U LIKE A CAGE?? HAHAHHHAHAHA MERRY ******* XMAS..NOW CALL BEE THATS WHAT U DEW & EVERYONE WATCHES~~ YUP YEARS OF IT!! THE END IS NEAR~~ MOMMIE DEAREST--DSS LOVES THIS CASE
#38 to #1 - welshdrag
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Doctor: Contract, ignorant female! Are you married? Woman: No, but he is, to another woman! (labor pain noises) Laywer: how do you explain all the time off work? Woman: The laywer knows! Oops, that is private! Nope you d..

**** I can't even. I ******* tried but I just can't do it. HNNNNNNNNNNG
User avatar #15 to #1 - krasnogvardiech
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How the **** did you manage to tap into Brain's central consensus formulation cores?
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#10 to #1 - graydiggy
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I don't even...
I don't even...
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#13 to #1 - cashcow
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I thumbed you up. I thought it was funny.
I thumbed you up. I thought it was funny.
#28 to #13 - illegalartist
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i cant stop laughing at your gif
i cant stop laughing at your gif
User avatar #7 to #1 - chuffberry
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it's almost like it's trying to communicate...
#8 to #1 - newfalcon
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#18 to #1 - whoisthatguyable
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I love comments like this. It makes everybody else seem so much smarter.
#3 to #1 - TheFreak
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User avatar #48 to #3 - unicornmangina
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i cry evrytym
#32 - killthemjuice
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User avatar #29 - matskuman
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Men have to deal with all this ****.
#53 to #29 - AnonymousDonor
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dude i know i ******* hate it when my ovaries and uterus start acting up

havin babies and ****
#39 - shiftyscent
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I was once trapped in an elevator with my, then, girlfriend.   
When she was on her period.   
   
Some women don't really freak at all when they have their period, others go *************.   
Top this off with all her personality disorders and you have a curse, as well as a good excuse to commit seppuku.
I was once trapped in an elevator with my, then, girlfriend.
When she was on her period.

Some women don't really freak at all when they have their period, others go *************.
Top this off with all her personality disorders and you have a curse, as well as a good excuse to commit seppuku.
User avatar #36 - bec
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> Have horrid period pains
> Little sister thinks it's funny to throw a loaf of frozen bread at my stomach
> WORST ******* PAIN I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED
User avatar #44 to #36 - unicornmangina
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my cat lieks to jump right on my abdomen when "it" begins...

twat
#27 - anon id: 125fa2d8
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The pain i can stand its the crazy hornyness that gets me and because im on my bf wont have sex with me despite my begging....******* hormones
#30 to #27 - Keleth
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.....wat....is....is that even possible?......turning down sex?......wha.....what land do you hail from???? I DON'T CARE IF ITS ******* GREEN, WHEN A GIRL SAYS YES, you say "hububububbub o-okay....go-go-go BEDROOM"
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User avatar #45 to #43 - unicornmangina
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A MAN LOVES HSI WOMAN WHATVERE MONTH IT IS plus you can always go down dirt track road..never hurt anybody before
User avatar #57 to #45 - olibear
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When the river runs red, take the dirt track instead.
User avatar #49 to #45 - friendofralph
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or you know... shower sex
User avatar #51 to #49 - unicornmangina
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noo no nononon no you do realize that a females hygeine during that time of months goes downhill so fast is makes downtown china look like londons hamleys...right? and thats if you do take care of yourself..
#62 to #51 - anon id: eea371fa
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as a female, i have to ask... what the heck kind of females have you been hanging around? sounds nasty
User avatar #63 to #62 - unicornmangina
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some very dirty ones this one girl in my college form never and i mean never changed her pad smelt awful like cider vinegar and we did tell her afew times it was disgusting
#56 to #43 - AnonymousDonor
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dude i always thought period sex was the best
because the menses clears everything out - its basically a get-out-of-pregnancy free 2-3 day pass so you don't have to worry about condoms either
User avatar #11 - zombieginger
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I don't get bitchy or horny.... just really really nice. It's... it's weird.
#16 to #11 - leetlewetbeaner
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Lies.
User avatar #64 to #16 - zombieginger
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Sure I get irritable at times, however, I'm more nice than anything. It's easy to funnel those intense feelings into good emotions rather than the bad ones.
#4 - TheLastEFG
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This is nothing like my period. I usually cramp but mostly crave salty/sweet stuff, no bipolar **** or anything extreme.
User avatar #5 to #4 - bitchimflawless
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Kinda the same thing for me I just get cramps and that's about it.
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