Being a girl. . Why being a girl isn' t working out for me: Eit: rder. Oh. guess what time the month ls! Me: 'sitars, gott - Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS Brain: I quit.
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Why being a girl isn' t working out for me:
Eit: rder. Oh. guess what time the month ls!
Me: 'sitars, gott -
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS
Brain: I quit. mutt. kittens and cupcakes and one loves me. eh my gee
salty snacks I am fumes
Me: Please. guys, calm GWE-
Face: TIME TD RUIN EVERYTHING you HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME
I' M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES
Brain: And HM We ugly!
Tense: Time to proactive latter. cramp this bitch up. GO GD GO GO GO
ME: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
lel clothes cant m you anymore. you are bloated you are now
Me: [hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES MEI AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to
procreate
Faee: Lel. We not ewe yet.
Uterus: what ell: lever ale to deserve
Brain: you just watt uterus- they' re gem; to matte you we a tratar tor We
9 straight.
Uterus: You
Terse: CONTRACT!
Me: [quit heme female. lam now a llama-
Brain: Me gusta
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Submitted: 12/13/2012
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User avatar #20 - waffies (12/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"Seriously though, your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house, and you have to tell them "sweetie, we don't have a baby..". Then your spouse FLIPS THE **** OUT like "the **** do you mean we don't have a baby, I DID ALL THIS WORK", and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you, then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say, "it's okay, hon. We'll have a baby next month" and they start building the room again. AND THIS **** KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT'S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN."
-Taken from a clever Anon
#1 - twittywitty (12/13/2012) [+] (12 replies)
CONTRACT~STUPID BITCH~U MARRIED_NOPE-BUT HE IS TO SOMEONE ELSE HUH DNA LAAAABABABBABABBABA..HOW DO U EXPLAIN ALL THE TIME OFF WORK?? LAWYER KNOWS, OOPS, YA, IS THAT PRIVATE, NOPE, U DOPE, SO MANY REASONS BUT ALL THAT IT SURROUNDS IS NOT~ I BET THE WIFE & HER FAMILY WILL TAKE HER CHANCE WHEN THE PREG GF GOES TO JAIL (OTHER REASONS) FJ FALLS AND EVERYTHING IS "SUDDENLY REMEMBERED" CAUSE THE PERSON THAT U WORK WITH CLOSELY HAS GIVEN U UP YEARS AGO... LEGALLY FOR SAFEKEEPING SO YOUR PASSWORD SAFE..KILL MIMS ALSO?? VERY BAD PERSON STATES INVOLVED..U LIKE A CAGE?? HAHAHHHAHAHA MERRY ******* XMAS..NOW CALL BEE THATS WHAT U DEW & EVERYONE WATCHES~~ YUP YEARS OF IT!! THE END IS NEAR~~ MOMMIE DEAREST--DSS LOVES THIS CASE
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User avatar #29 - matskuman (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Men have to deal with all this **** .
#53 to #29 - AnonymousDonor (12/14/2012) [-]
dude i know i ******* hate it when my ovaries and uterus start acting up

havin babies and ****
#39 - shiftyscent (12/14/2012) [-]
I was once trapped in an elevator with my, then, girlfriend.   
When she was on her period.   
   
Some women don't really freak at all when they have their period, others go 						*************					.   
Top this off with all her personality disorders and you have a curse, as well as a good excuse to commit seppuku.
I was once trapped in an elevator with my, then, girlfriend.
When she was on her period.

Some women don't really freak at all when they have their period, others go ************* .
Top this off with all her personality disorders and you have a curse, as well as a good excuse to commit seppuku.
User avatar #36 - bec (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Have horrid period pains
> Little sister thinks it's funny to throw a loaf of frozen bread at my stomach
> WORST ******* PAIN I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED
#27 - Womens Study Major (12/14/2012) [+] (9 replies)
The pain i can stand its the crazy hornyness that gets me and because im on my bf wont have sex with me despite my begging.... ******* hormones
#30 to #27 - Keleth (12/14/2012) [-]
.....wat....is....is that even possible?......turning down sex?......wha.....what land do you hail from???? I DON'T CARE IF ITS ******* GREEN, WHEN A GIRL SAYS YES, you say "hububububbub o-okay....go-go-go BEDROOM"
User avatar #11 - zombieginger (12/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I don't get bitchy or horny.... just really really nice. It's... it's weird.
#4 - TheLastEFG (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is nothing like my period. I usually cramp but mostly crave salty/sweet stuff, no bipolar **** or anything extreme.
User avatar #37 - welshdrag (12/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I fail to understand why you would post something that only females can relate to on a website that is predominantly male.
User avatar #55 to #37 - csmithyo (12/14/2012) [-]
i thought it was funny
for i am female
#58 - Womens Study Major (12/14/2012) [-]
ladies, with all your comments on this thread you have now revealed to these guys that this site may infact have 50% female funnyjunkers and now they are going to watch what they say and post bcoz they now know we are watching them. we no longer will know what they actually think.
#31 - Keleth (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the internet....the only place guys will sit around and talk about periods hoping that a female will speak up so they can jump their bones.
User avatar #9 - platypark (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This describes me perfectly. Except I don't get depressed or bitchy, I just throw up a lot.
#6 - emberstar (12/14/2012) [-]
I crave cheese... melty delicious cheese :D I can get pretty bitchy too, but usually no cramps except the day before it starts- so it's like a warning.
I crave cheese... melty delicious cheese :D I can get pretty bitchy too, but usually no cramps except the day before it starts- so it's like a warning.
#2 - Womens Study Major (12/14/2012) [-]
How i know it's a female - "me" = "brain", there this does not really compute
#19 - highjynx (12/14/2012) [-]
You are in my mind aren't you?
#22 - sheathedfang (12/14/2012) [-]
Why do all the women complain so badly, but when they finally get a baby they are so thrilled.... I mean come on the whole point of it all is so you can HAVE a baby. So suck it up or tell me you don't want to follow the basic instincts of humans to procreate.
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