Why being a girl isn' t working out for me:
Eit: rder. Oh. guess what time the month ls!
Me: 'sitars, gott -
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS
Brain: I quit. mutt. kittens and cupcakes and one loves me. eh my gee
salty snacks I am fumes
Me: Please. guys, calm GWE-
Face: TIME TD RUIN EVERYTHING you HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME
I' M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES
Brain: And HM We ugly!
Tense: Time to proactive latter. cramp this bitch up. GO GD GO GO GO
ME: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
lel clothes cant m you anymore. you are bloated you are now
Me: [hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES MEI AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to
Faee: Lel. We not ewe yet.
Uterus: what ell: lever ale to deserve
Brain: you just watt uterus- they' re gem; to matte you we a tratar tor We
Me: [quit heme female. lam now a llama-
Brain: Me gusta