The True Justice League

The True Justice League
COSTUME SHOP‘ I QUEENS, NY, USA I GEEKS RULE
A cop comes in, in uniform and out of breath. J
Cop: "Batman,"
Employee: 'Storry?"
Cop: "Batman, Mask. Where can f find me?"
Employee: "Uh, we' get a selection tof-''
f The cop grabs a mask, shrouds a stack of money into the employees hand, and liens
Employee: "What the f'"'"'" just happened?"
Cm wandering the same thing, I take oi'? after the cop, only m find a second cop
waiting Fer him. J
Second Cop: ‘Wee find me?"
Bat Cop: 'puts en the mask“ "Yeah, Think it' ll stork?"
They wail: amend the corner, I Review find a drunk man clinging a seceed-
stew winder dressed as Spider Man. J
Drunk Spidey: "Y' all just fake mes. Gonna be the Jeger er seme s'"'"'" behind that
badge!"
Bat Cop: “in a deep 1. -*aiee"‘ "Spiderman, Come en dawn. We have dd."
Drunk Spidey: “after a iing pause' "We dd?"
Bat Cop: "The city is in danger. I need your help."
Skelly, the drunk man dimes dawn until he' s hanging From the bars cf the winder.
One cf the cops has mend a stepladder and they manage earlie him inte climbing
dawn. It leeks We they' res geing let him until...)
Drunk Spidey: "Yo, Batman! Is there such thing as, like, ? Cause I used all
my spider herein!"