(1) Facebook

I am not a clever man....

i like you

Hey, its Yearbook Picture day! I'll wear my very best American Eagle shirt! What could possibly go wrong?

you should make an oxymoron username like "generousjew" or "charitablejew"

Yay stereotypes haha.

mines JOG, middle name being Olympia for the Olympics and I am one the laziest people ever and I hate running.

mine is PMG what do i win?

My sister's initials spell EGG. My mom didn't realize it til the deed was done.

Mine is JAB, hence my username as well, so yep awesome :)

one of my friends initials is JAP
mines CAP

Comedians plan their shows.
Do you laugh then?

Funny facebook posts are as such because they're supposed to be unintentional. When the funny comes from someone setting someone else up for a joke, it's just two guys sharing an inside joke. Instances like this that weren't planned are funny because the victim wasn't expecting it, making the person who told the joke more clever.

You said it a lot better than I did.

There's a difference between faking a conversation with an actual person and telling a joke in a 1-man performance.

If this is faked, then
I don't doubt the person making this was "an actual person"
And I don't doubt he didn't have anyone with him, making it one person
This has thousands of views, so I'd call it a performance.
And he's telling a joke.
So it is "an actual person telling a joke in a 1-man performance

A comedian is an actual person, but the guy they make up for the joke is not.

Yes. Your point?

A guy doing stand-up =/= Faking a post on Facebook.

By that logic, no comedian is funny.

There's a difference between faking a conversation and memorizing a joke for a 1-man performance.

A lot of shit on FJ is not necessarily "real" and is planned, but still make you lol

make me proud

if you give birth to a cripple, name him charles

If he ain't crippled name him Charles anyways, find some magnets then shoot him at his spinal cord.

That's a badass fucking last name I wouldn't give a shit. Plus if you're a slut you can say you were born for sex.

youre lucky this isn't 4chan if thats true. they will find you. and they will rape you.

I once new a guy in highschool named Hardik Bhatt, I kid you not.

its pronounced koontz!

and its pronounced hah-ree not hare-ee

He would have been fucked no matter what his first name was. If he was lucky, this might have made the jokes too obvious.

MFW MFW

damn it fucking backspace *roll 2*

Kinda reminds me of Marvin Wait-for-It Erikson

yeah i don't watch that how i met your mother show

My exact thought
That would be awesome

The worst part is that his family is black.

For a moment i though the same thing