Bright Mr. Sun

هل رفع حتى الفقير؟

I don't know why, but I laughed really hard at this.

wut

No dee-dee you cannot blow up my lab!

No I don't 'lift up the poor'...wut?_

تحلق فطيرة ديسكو زنجي البامية ختم

One Flying pie disco nigger okra seal coming right up!

لا! هذا ليس ما قلته!

لم يصل فجر الديك أيضا؟

(وأتساءل كم من الناس سوف تستخدم جوجل ترجمة لهذا)

A lot.... me included. hence most of the miscominications between me and fuhreshy

What DID you say then?

But I got 2 of them right...

I literally have no clue why this is funny, but I'm laughing pretty damn hard.

No you can not blow up the sun, we need it.

no, you can't blow up the sun.

i just lol'd to daeth

محاربة لي في الحياة الحقيقية وطي

أنا كنت حطام

no, you may not blow up the sun

اغلاق اللعنة حتى جيف

BOMB THE ARABS!

'Merica

Fuck off — I'm right here.

Did u make a new account just to say that?

No, when someone says your name, you receive a a notification.

Right, nekas ?

Gettin real tired of your shit, sun.

Go home Earth, you're drunk.

That... that was pretty funny. Thumb for you sir.

he has a porno mustache....

I somewhat doubt that, Mercury has been on a stable with the sun for billions of years. Why would it only now be on a crash course?

We may ahve been around for billions of years as well. Why are we only developing advanced tech now?

Our brains are just now evolving to a point that we can create such technology. Technology breeds growth.

I think it's like an exponential growth, if our advancements were graphed on a chart, it'd be y=x^2

It is. One discovery led to another one which led to another one and so on until we are where we are right now and will continue until the human race dies out or evolves to the maximum level per-say.

Maybe death is maximum level. Our conscious just becomes energy. Maybe that's what perfection is?

That's what I perceive as the maximum level. A godlike entity. We evolve to have such an understanding of space and time that we can control it and thus have no use for a bodily form anymore. It's a nifty thought to play around with.

A physical form leaves room for sin as well. Murder, masturbation (calling bullshit on that), wearing clothing of two different fabrics (now that's just retarded).

Yeah so maybe if there is a God out there he/she/it is just a very highly evolved alien entity.

xD Just thought of what Aizen said.

That's a quadratic expression... I think you wanted Y=2^x

Actually, it would be y=ae^x, where a is a constant.

But, Good sir. Why is our world just starting to overpopulate now when we've been around for a long time.

Exponential growth.

Thank you Good sir. You have proven not to be a fool.

I just think about stuff like this quite often is all.

Apparently, Mercury got really unlucky and was struck just so to fling to into a toilet bowl motion.

It could be fake, [here's hoping] but if not, that's gonna be a sad day.

astrophysics major here, I don't know where you read that from, but it is not true. Mercury is NOT going to collide with the sun in 80 years. it will eventually be enveloped by the sun when it starts to fuse hydrogen, but it isn't on a collision course. it's in a perfectly stable orbit.

sorry, I meant when the sun starts to fuse HELIUM. not hydrogen

Dis is good news!

Its got enough centrifugal force to keep itself on a steady course. When you say crash course, were talking a long ass spiral.

do you know that for sure?

Where did you hear/read this?

It was an article I read in Wired about 3 months ago, I believe.

I'm not extremely smart, and maybe I over estimate mercury's size. But if this were true, wouldn't it send flaming, explosive gasses shooting into the galaxy (like a solar flare, but with momentum, thus shooting it out farther) when it has impact?

We'd notice it's collision, but due to the crushing gravity, very little debris would reach us. We'd still be at risk of a solar flare, but nothing our planet can't handle.

like explosions?
have some more!

and some more!

and some more!

and some more!

and some more!

Meanwhile on Planet Namek...

HAHAHA! Yes.... I love dbz...

Dr.Who thread?

IT BEGINS
(every time someone posts something Dr.who related ill post sumthin else)

okie!

moar

A bit late but:D

i had that same thing couldnt find it

Yeahh, my folder is so big i couldnt find it lol

Your new wallpaper

your welcome

:D

Dance time

Ge3t ready for the feels to flow

For my special friend

my science teacher made finding how fast something falls on uranus an actual problem on a test, then when going over it couldnt keep a straight face

" falls on uranus"

I felt like i'm 12.

you're not me...

Date signed up: 11/03/2009; well played Pluto. Enjoy this completely irrelevant gif.

What's going on here?

Yessir.

where the fuck did this gif from, and sauce...

sorry man, I have no clue