Just for shits & giggles. For the lazy people out there: www.hackertyper.com. 1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades) 2. Enter into a public Just for shits & giggles For the lazy people out there: www hackertyper com 1 Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie heavyhearted shades) 2 Enter into a public
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Just for shits & giggles. For the lazy people out there: www.hackertyper.com. 1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades) 2. Enter into a public

For the lazy people out there: www.hackertyper.com

1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades)
2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, cafe, etc.)
3. Position yourself so everyone can see your screen
4. Open up many tabs about random things
politics, japanese culture, stock market, historical docs.)
5. THEN, open this site --
6. Press FII for fullscreen.
I Begin typing FURION SLY.
8. Press "All" 3 times for "Access Granted"
Press "Caps lock" 3 times for "Access Denied"
9. After about 15 minutes,
Slam the laptop shut, look around suspiciously,
and leave,
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #11 - mcstorms
Reply +122 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
My friend did something like that except instead of pretend hacking he shot up the school.
#26 to #11 - ykaliber
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(12/13/2012) [-]
>mfw I know some people who went to "that" school ...

Wish I didn't read your post. Brings back memories dude.
#50 to #26 - mcstorms
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Sorry bro Maybe this will make you feel better?
Sorry bro Maybe this will make you feel better?
#17 - mlpblows
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
it should've ended with "Close the laptop, look around, say 'it is done. the government will fall." then leave.
#58 to #17 - spleed
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(12/14/2012) [-]
"And with a single keystroke, the world as we know it will end."   
   
+1000 internets if you can say this with a Russian accent.
"And with a single keystroke, the world as we know it will end."

+1000 internets if you can say this with a Russian accent.
User avatar #33 - philliyoMLB
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(12/13/2012) [-]
The instructions weren't clear enough, I'm in the FBI database.
User avatar #34 to #33 - cobaltlumi
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(12/13/2012) [-]
What now?
User avatar #35 to #34 - philliyoMLB
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(12/13/2012) [-]
I don't know...
User avatar #39 to #35 - talkingmouth
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Nuke Canada
User avatar #46 to #39 - philliyoMLB
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Why nuke Canada when I can nuke Cuba?
User avatar #42 to #39 - fenrirr
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
*hacks talkingmouths computer* set_edit 1 [Nuke Mexico] [e][e/]
User avatar #60 to #42 - talkingmouth
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(12/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #38 to #33 - savirleo
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
FBI database? I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan
User avatar #53 to #38 - blarglestheclown
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/14/2012) [-]
be grateful some I how ended up outside butt naked with my cat and road rash on my balls...
User avatar #19 - drtrousersnake
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
I read something like this except you laugh for a bit while holding a usb that you just unplugged and drop it while walking away, And on the usb you have a folder named something along the lines of launch codes and in side the folder is dickbut.jpg
User avatar #20 - blargedyblarg
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(12/13/2012) [-]
i just did this. i got arrested,
User avatar #23 to #20 - mrhumperdoodle
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
How's the 5th grade going?
User avatar #24 to #23 - blargedyblarg
Reply -23 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
im actually done with school. it gives the apperance of hacking a mainframe of some kind, and can indeed get you arrested
#49 to #24 - gmarrox
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(12/13/2012) [-]
>"hacking a mainframe"
#57 to #24 - sfayre
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(12/14/2012) [-]
sometimes ... facepalms don't actually work .
sometimes ... facepalms don't actually work .
User avatar #2 - winsauceiswin
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
OR leave the laptop open but not before going to this link: www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf and going full screen
#5 to #2 - brainstormer
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(12/13/2012) [-]
extreme useful if on an airplane
User avatar #3 to #2 - gratrunka
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
Place the laptop on top of a laptop bag, have a usb wire leading from the laptop to the bag, then go to that website, then get tackled by security and possibly be arrested.
#37 - narcot
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(12/13/2012) [-]
#29 - jocosejenkins
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(12/13/2012) [-]
And today is the day I realized I was retarded. When I read the site name I pronounced it "hackerty-per" (Hak-er-tee-pur) ... not proud of that one...
User avatar #12 - Leyf
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(12/13/2012) [-]
I posted this a while ago D:
#36 to #12 - babyjesuspwnage
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(12/13/2012) [-]
#13 to #12 - johnnybing
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(12/13/2012) [-]
You reposted this a while ago*
#22 to #13 - Leyf
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Yes. Thank you.
#16 - iamshandlar
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Is anyone aware of what this is actually typing? While reviewing snips of this, it appears to be from a C++ block of code. The language isn't really important to me. I'm just curious if this would eventually actually write a full program.

Thoughts?
#18 to #16 - anon id: 7af2ca29
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(12/13/2012) [-]
nope, it's just a mix of gibberish
User avatar #44 to #16 - Wartottle
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(12/13/2012) [-]
it looks to me as if its just "C"
User avatar #45 to #16 - Tehyoda
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(12/13/2012) [-]
It's a source file from the Linux kernel.
User avatar #48 to #45 - Tehyoda
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(12/13/2012) [-]
groups.c to be exact
You can find it online as linux is open source