MARINE PROBLEMS. Thousands of Devil Dogs are by the green weenie every year... For just a few dollars a day, you can help these jarheads find a home... I'll adopt one...
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MARINE PROBLEMS

Thousands of Devil Dogs are ****** by the green weenie every year...
For just a few dollars a day, you can help these jarheads find a home.

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Submitted: 12/12/2012
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#149 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
yea, I an probably the one on the far right. "But, but why cant we kill Obama? He's an enemy, please, PLEASE???"

USMC CPL McKenna.
#110 - unseengiant (12/13/2012) [-]
all they need is a asian with a stick and they have the john mccain experince
User avatar #117 to #110 - yourasiangamer ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
hah, I get it.
User avatar #105 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
I imagine a one legged one named Lucky
User avatar #100 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [-]
Im going to be a Marine I have to graduate from high school first Im in the delayed entry program. I leave in july for bootcamp. OoRAH!
User avatar #126 to #100 - blackhawksfan (12/13/2012) [-]
Paris Island or San Diego?
User avatar #128 to #126 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [-]
San Diego!
User avatar #129 to #128 - blackhawksfan (12/13/2012) [-]
Nice, you're gonna be a hollywood marine like I am. I will have graduated 5 years ago in May. Was in India Company, Platoon 3214
User avatar #131 to #129 - Muppetz (12/14/2012) [-]
PFpfpffft. Hollywood Marines
Everyone knows REAL Marines come from the Island
jk
India Company 3061!
User avatar #130 to #129 - AngNoop (12/14/2012) [-]
Are you still in?
User avatar #142 to #130 - blackhawksfan (12/14/2012) [-]
In the Reserves now.
#121 to #100 - nevergetsdubs (12/13/2012) [-]
$5 says you'll accidentally salute me when im in PO-Khakis
$5 says you'll accidentally salute me when im in PO-Khakis
User avatar #123 to #121 - blackhawksfan (12/13/2012) [-]
**** you and your shiny!
User avatar #102 to #100 - Durn (12/13/2012) [-]
MOS?
User avatar #103 to #102 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [-]
I wanted 0651 Data networking but I got Mp as of now but its subject to change.
#147 to #103 - teufelshunde (12/14/2012) [-]
If you become an MP, everyone will hate you.   
   
Data networking? Do you really want to be known as a...   
   
POG?
If you become an MP, everyone will hate you.

Data networking? Do you really want to be known as a...

POG?
User avatar #106 to #103 - sceirine (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm graduating in January and headed to the Army. Good luck dude! Maybe I'll see you around sometime
User avatar #109 to #106 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [-]
That would be cool dude to see a funnyjunker there.
User avatar #104 to #103 - Durn (12/13/2012) [-]
wavey
User avatar #107 to #104 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [-]
is mp good you think?
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User avatar #133 to #107 - Muppetz (12/14/2012) [-]
MP sucks. Best case scenario you'll be stuck on a base pulling over drunk officers.
Everyone hates you. Pray for a real deployment. Or your just going to be a cop in cooler uniform.
User avatar #112 to #107 - sceirine (12/13/2012) [-]
I don't see why not. I'm headed for Infantry. have a buddy who is MP and she is currently stationed in Germany. (Away from the action)
User avatar #111 to #107 - Durn (12/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, I mean it's not like you were stuck with a ****** MOS, MP is good. I'm planning for 03 but it's up to you man.
#98 - harryblazer (12/13/2012) [-]
>told my friends im going to join the army
>going to college first, so I can get more options/ **** to fall back on when I get out
>plus that gives me a few years for **** to hopefully settle down
>tell them Im looking into the RANGER contract (option 40)
>friends Douche cowadoody **** licker brother tells me how they aren't ase badass as the marines
>"cause they got so much tougher training, they just train you to straight up kiil"
>"so does the army, plus they have more options than infranty"
"yeah, ok harryblazer, you wait and see. you'll come around eventually
User avatar #134 to #98 - Muppetz (12/14/2012) [-]
Its funny how EVERYONE who joins the army says they're getting the Ranger contract.
You people understand the the Rangers are Spec ops. Right? You don't just GET tro be a Ranger.

And he's right. The army basic training is a joke. The Marine boot camp is much harder. BUT the two branches have two different jobs. And everyone that tries to compare the two is a retarded disgusting civilian.

Ignore anyone that tells you which branch is "BETTER" that's like saying Coke is better than Pepsi (it is but thats beside the point) Join whatever branch fits you. Every branch sucks ass and is full of ******** . You get out what you put in. Nothing more.
#125 to #98 - oxYKellark (12/13/2012) [-]
Enlist. Enlist. Enlist. anyone who says that Marines are better usually have no military experience outside of COD and Battlefield. Rangers are ******* SOCOM they shouldnt even be compared to Marines. That being said your friend is an idiot, but I can respect the Marine Corp even if they are cocky bags of douche 50% of the time.
User avatar #132 to #125 - Muppetz (12/14/2012) [-]
The Rangers awlays tried to pick fights with our tankers at Ft. Benning
and when they got their asses kicked they went and cried to their platoon sgt. and WE got in trouble for it.

**** the Rangers.
User avatar #144 to #132 - theoriginalzombie (12/14/2012) [-]
you're 1812? 29 palms?
User avatar #136 to #132 - oxYKellark (12/14/2012) [-]
k. In AIT the Marines lost to the Army in a combatives tourny.
So by your logic the entire Marine Corp sucks at fighting.
Dont let a bad apple spoil the whole bunch.

**** you too.
User avatar #137 to #136 - Muppetz (12/14/2012) [-]
"...cocky bags of douche 50% of the time"
Right thanks for the advice.
User avatar #138 to #137 - oxYKellark (12/14/2012) [-]
"And he's right. The army basic training is a joke."

RIIIIGGGHHHTTTTTT
because you went to Ft. Benning and graduated with my company.
thanks for proving my point.
User avatar #139 to #138 - Muppetz (12/14/2012) [-]
Alright i see where this is going.
I'm not in the army. You are not a Marine.
I have my issues with your branch.
You have your issues with mine.
Because I respect you for your service I will be the one that ends it here. You win. There. it's done.
Even though you are kind of a douche. I love you, because you are my brother.
#140 to #139 - oxYKellark (12/14/2012) [-]
I....I love you too.
#101 to #98 - Durn (12/13/2012) [-]
>going to college first
>looking into the RANGER contract
#108 to #101 - harryblazer (12/13/2012) [-]
whats the problem with that?
User avatar #114 to #108 - Durn (12/13/2012) [-]
nutin
User avatar #113 to #108 - theoriginalzombie (12/13/2012) [-]
it seems like kind of a waste of time... you can get a ranger contract for your initial enistment. i scored like 130-150 on all of the Army line scores and they offered me both rangers and SF on my contract ( i was a fat ******* kid too, so if you're in shape it should be even easier). i went with marines anyways though. as fine as the army rangers are, I can't ******* stand half the soldiers I meet
#118 to #113 - harryblazer (12/13/2012) [-]
yeah, ive talked to a coupe of recruiters. its just that I want to have other things to fall back when I get out. Plus they all told me to go to coege first
User avatar #99 to #98 - lolfire (12/13/2012) [-]
PEW PEW PEW

**** YOU ARABS.

There you go, training over.
#97 - eluamous (12/13/2012) [-]
The cages are open.
User avatar #95 - boeka (12/13/2012) [-]
I bet they'd need a lot of walking outside, a lot of food and probably something to gnaw on every once in a while to keep their teeth strong.
#92 - shmedly (12/13/2012) [-]
we found people to kill!!!!!!!!!!!
we found people to kill!!!!!!!!!!!
#86 - lolzponies (12/13/2012) [-]
Murica
#84 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
****					 YEAH FIELD DAY!
**** YEAH FIELD DAY!
User avatar #81 - mistermofo (12/13/2012) [-]
I know your pain
User avatar #80 - funnywizzard (12/13/2012) [-]
lololololololol 'rah
User avatar #75 - mistermorai (12/13/2012) [-]
In the arms of an angel...
#73 - snakefire ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
save a life...adopt a marine
#69 - illegalartist (12/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #67 - Eleatperson (12/13/2012) [-]
oh god...my sides... Rah my brother...rah
#65 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [-]
Its the same as the British army, we have SOLDIERS who serve on land and then ROYAL MARINES who are either amphibious or land assault
User avatar #76 to #65 - thelastamerican (12/13/2012) [-]
Well, it's a little confusing here. We have the three branches like you guys do. The army, navy and air force. Each of these are subdivided a couple times, in the case of the navy... Sailor, Marine, Seal. Sailors tend to the bomb magnets, and don't fight on land. Marines are amphibious, but disembark from bomb magnets to fight. Seals are ******* nuts and really have no rules when it comes to war. I knew two seals. They talked about killing people like it was a football game. They enjoyed it.
#127 to #76 - creepyunclebob (12/13/2012) [-]
Or were desensitized to it, that would probably look about the same to a civilian.
#120 to #76 - bulldogusmc (12/13/2012) [-]
The United States Marine Corps is its own individual branch.
User avatar #143 to #120 - thelastamerican (12/14/2012) [-]
It's a department of the navy. Ask any marine. It's the men's department.
User avatar #135 to #120 - Muppetz (12/14/2012) [-]
No it's not.
We fall under the Department of the Navy.
We just ACT as our own branch.
#61 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (12/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #59 - tikledpikle (12/13/2012) [-]
awww look at the wittle boots. they're just so damn cute before deployment.
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