MARINE PROBLEMS. Thousands of Devil Dogs are by the green weenie every year... For just a few dollars a day, you can help these jarheads find a home... I'll adopt one...
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MARINE PROBLEMS

Thousands of Devil Dogs are ****** by the green weenie every year...
For just a few dollars a day, you can help these jarheads find a home.

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Submitted: 12/12/2012
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#18 - larfang (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'll adopt one...
User avatar #19 to #18 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
Are you sure?
Adopting a Lance Corporal is a lot of responsibility.
You have to feed it beer and cigarettes and put a muzzle on it when you take it out for PT or it might try to kill something.
#73 - snakefire (12/13/2012) [-]
save a life...adopt a marine
#45 - dirtyharold (12/13/2012) [-]
mommy I want the one with the sleeve tattoo
#1 - krasnogvardiech (12/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The ones that behave get to be door gunners.
#2 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [+] (20 replies)
At least make an effort, you can see the doors arn't locked, and some are open. wtf? Lazy army is lazy
#84 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
****					 YEAH FIELD DAY!
**** YEAH FIELD DAY!
#23 - warmbuns (12/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'm a marine and I find this funny.
#15 - oxYKellark (12/13/2012) [-]
So thats how the Navy transports you guys.

I guess the term "devil dog" is pretty accurate.
#69 - illegalartist (12/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #75 - mistermorai (12/13/2012) [-]
In the arms of an angel...
User avatar #59 - tikledpikle (12/13/2012) [-]
awww look at the wittle boots. they're just so damn cute before deployment.
User avatar #100 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [+] (19 replies)
Im going to be a Marine I have to graduate from high school first Im in the delayed entry program. I leave in july for bootcamp. OoRAH!
#92 - shmedly (12/13/2012) [-]
we found people to kill!!!!!!!!!!!
we found people to kill!!!!!!!!!!!
#110 - unseengiant (12/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
all they need is a asian with a stick and they have the john mccain experince
User avatar #35 - thatonetyler (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm in the Army and i find this quite funny.
User avatar #14 - thewellhungarian (12/13/2012) [+] (20 replies)
Oh man, I can't wait for boot; I'm so ******* exited.
User avatar #30 to #28 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes. You do not have a name.
"This recruit requests permission to..."
"These recruits are..."
"That recruit is..."
You'll get the hang of it.
Just survive Black Friday. For like the first week while your there, you'll have receiving DI's who usually don't give a **** .
Black Friday is when you get your real drill instructors. You will want to quit.
I dont care how tough you are. Just survive those three days. It won't last forever. Phase 1 is the worst. Just push through.

And mark EVERYTHING with your name. You **** WILL get tossed, and if you lose something you will get ****** up...Bad.
#8 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
Oh USMC, you are not normal.
Oh USMC, you are not normal.
#98 - harryblazer (12/13/2012) [+] (15 replies)
>told my friends im going to join the army
>going to college first, so I can get more options/ **** to fall back on when I get out
>plus that gives me a few years for **** to hopefully settle down
>tell them Im looking into the RANGER contract (option 40)
>friends Douche cowadoody **** licker brother tells me how they aren't ase badass as the marines
>"cause they got so much tougher training, they just train you to straight up kiil"
>"so does the army, plus they have more options than infranty"
"yeah, ok harryblazer, you wait and see. you'll come around eventually
User avatar #134 to #98 - Muppetz (12/14/2012) [-]
Its funny how EVERYONE who joins the army says they're getting the Ranger contract.
You people understand the the Rangers are Spec ops. Right? You don't just GET tro be a Ranger.

And he's right. The army basic training is a joke. The Marine boot camp is much harder. BUT the two branches have two different jobs. And everyone that tries to compare the two is a retarded disgusting civilian.

Ignore anyone that tells you which branch is "BETTER" that's like saying Coke is better than Pepsi (it is but thats beside the point) Join whatever branch fits you. Every branch sucks ass and is full of assholes. You get out what you put in. Nothing more.
#86 - lolzponies (12/13/2012) [-]
Murica
#65 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Its the same as the British army, we have SOLDIERS who serve on land and then ROYAL MARINES who are either amphibious or land assault
User avatar #76 to #65 - thelastamerican (12/13/2012) [-]
Well, it's a little confusing here. We have the three branches like you guys do. The army, navy and air force. Each of these are subdivided a couple times, in the case of the navy... Sailor, Marine, Seal. Sailors tend to the bomb magnets, and don't fight on land. Marines are amphibious, but disembark from bomb magnets to fight. Seals are ******* nuts and really have no rules when it comes to war. I knew two seals. They talked about killing people like it was a football game. They enjoyed it.
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