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#40 - hauptishere (12/13/2012) [-]
By the Eight
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User avatar #107 to #69 - biggrand (12/13/2012) [-]
nigger
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#71 to #70 - kkkminoritiesaway (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes, i do know of skyrim and oblivion. Also called trolling, don't be butthurt.
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#73 to #72 - kkkminoritiesaway (12/13/2012) [-]
Do you even FUS RO DAH?
User avatar #93 to #73 - rocklobsters (12/13/2012) [-]
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! You violated my Mother; You ruined my Wife! I love gamer poop. And also just shut up before you embarrass yourself even more...
#44 to #41 - hauptishere (12/13/2012) [-]
The worship of a man as a god is blasphemy and foolishness. This is why mer is greater than man and the Aldmeri Dominion is the dominant force in Tamriel.
#74 to #44 - Tyranitar (12/13/2012) [-]
FOOLISH ELVES!!!

WHY CAN YOU NOT SEE THE BLESSINGS OF THE MIGHTY TALOS!?
TALOS, WHO, EVEN IN LIFE AS THE GREAT TIBER SEPTIM, LOVED AND CHERISHED ALL WHO LIVE!?

MIGHTY TALOS, WHO, EVEN AS YOU SPREAD BLASPHEMY UPON THE WORLD, STILL LOVES YOU LIKE HIS OWN CHILDREN!? EVEN AS YOU BRAINWASH HIS BELOVED IMPERIAL CHILDREN, STILL HOLDS ROOM FOR YOU IN HIS DIVINE HEART!?
#120 to #74 - gartean (12/13/2012) [-]
OH GOD I HEAR HIS VOICE


MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP OH GOD
#63 to #44 - awsomeguy (12/13/2012) [-]
In the past the Thalmor have shown an astonishing ability to predict future events, predicting the end of the oblivion crisis and taking credit for it scored them big points on the Summerset Isles. This allowed them to take over Elswyr during the great war when they predicted that the moons that had disappeared would reappear and took credit for that causing the khajit who worship the moons to hail the thalmor as heroes. It's possible that the thalmor have foreseen the second coming of tiber septim a.k.a. talos and are now desperately trying to prevent that.
User avatar #54 to #44 - Marker ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Alright Thalmor scum, explain this. If the Dominion outlaws the worship of Talos, aren't they going against the very will of the other Eight who made him a god?
User avatar #57 to #54 - hauptishere (12/13/2012) [-]
Well this is basically the same as Judaism and Islam not accepting Jesus as being the son of God.
User avatar #58 to #57 - Marker ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Tamrielic religion makes much more sense. Let's not bring real religion into this, lest we all get confused.
User avatar #61 to #58 - hauptishere (12/13/2012) [-]
I was just trying to make a parallel to show how it is impossible to know whether or not the Divines truly accepted Talos into divinity. You either believe it or you don't. Or you sign a treaty forcing others to accept you beliefs or else.
User avatar #64 to #61 - Marker ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
All of Skyrim should just be forced to worship Sithis. There would be a lot less conflict.
User avatar #51 to #44 - xxelmarcocfcxx (12/13/2012) [-]
I went with the Imperials, and I say there's Nine Divines.
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#43 to #41 - switchblayde ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Gee, i hope this doesn't start a Talos war or anything.
Gee, i hope this doesn't start a Talos war or anything.
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