Bikes

Might want to get a girlfriend first.

Maybe the motorcycle can act like bait.

Maybe the motorcycle will help with that.

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One cannot catch a fish without a fishing pole... Unless he's a rapist.

Girl only likes you for motorcycle... not a good gf tho.






Who teh fuck cares, SEX!

Biker face*

*Motorhead

but er face is gone get it guise ? sorry guise

Are you kidding? these things are like pussy magnets!

How do you think grampa got laid?

At my College there is one guy with a muppet, and all the girls think its "cute" or "funny" and they always want a ride. The guys with the regular motorcycle are ignored

moped*

Nope, he meant muppet.

Look at that... anyone with this stud will have Austin Power's mojo around the women.

I corrected myself...

I bet you got a really huge car

>This is a moped
>It's my Moped
>I have a girlfriend
Argument invalid.

Because a bicycle is so much cooler

They actually are..

was... was she holding on to you?

There isn't a handle on the back, so yes D:

Don't worry it would be way more awkward if she was driving, and then you popped a boner.

did you fuck her in her asshole after?

And that is how incest happens, it starts as a thought and then...

Does she have big tits?

JD from Scrubs disagr- oh wait, nevermind.

bahahahaha +1 thumb for you

Why is there gum on her cheek?

Little does he know, she's pushing a little with her arms.

That's the hill at Cadwell Park isn't it?

I'm buying a Kawasaki ninja soon
but the dealership has the Dodge Tomahawk in the dealer's office.
That thing would blow any bike/car outta the water

The Hayabusa or the SR1000 are probably the fastest bikes in the world. Both are insanely powerful. Never had the chance to take out an SR1000, but the Hayabusa, you just barely goose the throttle when you're not ready and enjoy pavement.

Same here ninja 650. Already have the helmet and gear

FUCK YEA
I'm buying 650 in black
I was talking the dealer but i kept staring at the tomahawk, he showed me a video on his iphone of him riding it, 0-60 in 3.5 seconds

What year are you going for on the 650? I'm going for red or white. No offense but don't want to be a squid with black.

Btw, black doesnt mean squid... I'll likely be getting a black bike just because they look awesome. Black gear to match. Squid is retard on bike with no protection riding like he hates life.

A squid is any rider who places style flare or irresponsible riding before safety. Black riders are far harder to see in the dark to me that's retarded.

I can see where youre coming from with the flare and lack of safety thing, but you can see motorcycles at night just as well as a car. You can still see headlights and breaklights, just as well as a car.

I'm going for brand new, the new ABS 650s
Im getting new cause i have a $11,000 bonus coming so I feel like buying new one
and it's black with white trim!
Go for red, just for the love of god dont get the neon-green ones oh god....

Youve got to be kidding me! Guess what kinda bike i was going to get with my bonus?? Ninja 650 brand spankin new. Buuutttt i decided that im just going to look for a nice used r6 on craigslist once i get down to south carolina... Cheaper and more fun :)
We're more alike than we realized...

holy fuck didnt realize i was talking to you in both convos

Yeah no green here. Going 2 years old here just because insurance is half and I'm still a student (22) but yeah most likely going red.

sound good

That is awesome. My dad used to have a Yamaha R1, I loved going for rides on it when I was a kid.

It's a fucking scary bike lol. 90 in first and hitting second, it still wanted to pop a wheelie. Thats the only bike i have ever ridden on. Waaaaaaaay to much bike.

"Ive got a chopper! Now I can be like the Son's of Anarchy!"

No. Also, it's not a chopper, it's a lightly customized Harley Davidson. Chopper refers to a unique custom built bike.

Then why bother to comment if you don't care? Logic, apply it.

I see. Well either way, I stand by my statement.

interesting how you turned into the bad guy in this conversation

I wouldn't really consider it a conversation.

Seems to be working.

Also, that is a trike you posted, not a bike.
Bike = 2 wheels
Trike = 3 wheels

It still has the capability of going back to 2 wheels. Takes about 45 min.

I like them both except for the fact that the other one is a trike and its colors are hideous.

I prefer yours though.

at least 9 people disagree
and I just don't like harleys

Like tampons, and glitter make-up?

I plan to eventually, but for now its ok. I live in Vegas and they are everywhere.
And I don't have a super gay Asian plastic looking one. I'm not saying I think I look like a bad ass on it or nothing, but I dont think it's that bad. . .

Not bad dude. I was going to get a moped for when I was driving around downtown Baton Rouge, but decided to get a Ninja 250, then bought an R6 shortly after

Pic is of the R6

Woah that's pretty cool
I want to get a cruiser style one when I get one. They look so relaxing to drive

It's the best feeling in the world. You get hooked pretty quick

Dude that seat looks pretty comfortable. Also, I've never driven a moped or a motorcycle so I'm a bit curious, how do you not fall to the side? Is it like riding a bicycle? How easy is it to control?

The faster you go, the more stable the bike is haha, But yes it's like a bicycle, as long as your moving you'll keep balance-- Just a Bike that weigh's anywhere from 400-600 Pounds. I mean there's more to it, but it's kind of hard to explain--When your at a stop just put your feet on the ground, When you wanna go, let the clutch in, pull back the throttle pick your feet up and off you go.

Ah--Well I've never driven in Vegas so I can't say anything, But here in Houston we have Idiot's try and take Scooters on the damn freeway and they ALWAYS almost get smacked because they can barely do 60, let alone 75..

Dude, I also live in Vegas, and I barely see any mopeds. You don't have to lie, man. Drive mopeds if you want.

And one more thing, it's cheap! at least in norway... You can even pa y 4-5 speeding tickets + a few tickets for tuning up your engines for the price of a 125cc license

Yup. I about to upgrade mine up.
It's technically "illegal" where I live, but the cops don't have any way of telling (unless your speeding like hell). And even if they do give you a ticket, its only like $100 - $200 which, again, I can pay for easily because I have the extra money.

i'm sorry.