So Much Win!. Me Gusta. You got he love the Brits. A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He montly asked the newbie he turn off the radio because
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So Much Win!

Me Gusta

You got he love the Brits.
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He montly asked the newbie he turn off the radio because as
deemed by his religious teaching, he must not listen he musk because in the time of the prophet there was no
music, especially ‘Western music which is the music of the indded. The cab driver politely switched off the radio,
stopped the cab and opened the deer. The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "The canobie answered,
In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so flick off and wait for a esaelp"
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#13 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #19 to #13 - gabecello (12/13/2012) [-]
"Can you please stop enjoying life so I can also stop enjoying life?"
If you want to become a martyr because of your religion, that's fine. But don't bother other people with your **** .
#66 - eruptinganus (12/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Lol this is complete ******** . This story is about as legit as those iphone text comps. Basically this is just your average run of the mill post made to bash religion and start an unnessesary flame war, so people can throw retarded crude 12 year old insults at each other and make a bunch of invalid points. Good job op, making funnyjunk a better website post by post.
#1 - parrotmaster (12/12/2012) [+] (11 replies)
There's a difference between needing and wanting.
The guy obviously needed a cab, otherwise he wouldn't have asked for it.
The cab driver was a dick.
#2 to #1 - thumbpadawan (12/12/2012) [-]
He didn't NEED the cab. You don't NEED transport to get you places. You can walk to work, it just takes a while.
He didn't NEED the cab. You don't NEED transport to get you places. You can walk to work, it just takes a while.
#71 - anonymoose (12/13/2012) [-]
no music in the time of Mohammed.
#95 - zzonked (12/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm British, here's my taxi story.

>get in taxi in London
>all going well so far, having a nice conversation about ducks
>all of a sudden it's bladdy 6 a bong
>I say "oi m8 it's bladdy 6 a bong ya willy wearin chav, turn dat bladdy radio on yeh I wonna listen to ar ma'rm's adress to the fellas of aur natiun
>he says "fakin ell m8 oim a bladdy maslim u cheeky kant, all hails to allah an all dat lark"
>e's only a bladdy not bong respecting infidel
>"fak off and drive a kamel u cheeky littal fak kunt"
>i reach over and turn the radio on
>he dies because his god kills people who listen to the radio at certain times
>mfw I enjoyed 6 a bong over his dead body

god bless aur marm
User avatar #4 - booooobs (12/13/2012) [+] (7 replies)
all the cab drivers are pakis now
User avatar #57 - MountRushmore (12/13/2012) [-]
This is made up because it says nothing about music being a sin. As a matter of fact the whole Quran rhymes and is read with a poetic like tone.
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User avatar #115 - baconoverjesus (12/13/2012) [+] (7 replies)
one thing i hate which happens a lot is when Muslims claim you are not respecting their religion and culture, how about you ******* respect mine and stop changing my countries culture to match yours?
#70 - newall (12/13/2012) [-]
this is op.

and anyone who think's this is a true story.
#119 - sphinxe (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
'Got to love the Brits'   
   
Like this would actually happen.
'Got to love the Brits'

Like this would actually happen.
#20 - tasomo (12/13/2012) [-]
"in the time of the prophet there was no music"

Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Music only came into existence during the adult life of Muhammad.
#10 - theonlytinman (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Sorry, Im gonna call ******** on this one. I find that in this day and age, people are not so publicly hateful towards religious individuals. Especially since he just blatantly turned down a customer because it was time to pray. I know quite a few Muslims that are some of the coolest people I know, and they pray 5 times a day, just like the Muslim in the OC.

No reason for all that **** .
User avatar #23 to #10 - HGOnethreeone (12/13/2012) [-]
Clearly you don't know about British cabbies, then.
User avatar #96 - ariplayer ONLINE (12/13/2012) [+] (7 replies)
thats not true. music is not prohibited in islam. i hate it when people make up rules or exclude them in islam.
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User avatar #87 - jamespowell (12/13/2012) [-]
Can you imagine how hated this man would be if this was in america?
#142 - NhuckCorris (12/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
If this was really British, it would be an arab driving the taxi, blasting 						******					 BBC Asian network radio, and the white guy asking him to turn it off, then getting nicked for racism.
If this was really British, it would be an arab driving the taxi, blasting ****** BBC Asian network radio, and the white guy asking him to turn it off, then getting nicked for racism.
User avatar #125 - sarabearrawr (12/13/2012) [-]
That's actually really bad..
That's like saying a Christian construction worker shouldn't use nails or wood to work, because they're what killed Jesus.
Worded that terribly, but you know what I mean.
#85 - serotonin (12/13/2012) [-]
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#75 - beardarama ONLINE (12/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
this is the dumbest 						*******					 thing I ever read. If there are actual people out there who think this is real, then I am seriously done with this world
this is the dumbest ******* thing I ever read. If there are actual people out there who think this is real, then I am seriously done with this world
#79 to #75 - Milos (12/13/2012) [-]
FunnyJunk
Who said it was real? It just needs to be funny.
#39 - grimgrey (12/13/2012) [+] (23 replies)
As a Muslim, this **** was pretty funny. But, you guys gotta know that British people are some of the most ******* giving people on earth. Most British white people are openly ******* racist and they don't really ******* care that people think they are. On the other hand, now a days with all the ******* terrorists and bombings it's kinda hard to believe that this story is true, taken that there is so much hate and fear against Muslims. It's like if a gangsta ass black guy took a cab to Brooklyn and told the taxi driver to "turn the mouthafkn radio off, you cracka ass piece of **** ", what would you do in that situation?
User avatar #42 to #39 - PubLandlord (12/13/2012) [-]
Thanks for including me and every other white person in the UK as mostly being racist, not like that was a huge generalization or anything
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