So Much Win!. Me Gusta. You got he love the Brits. A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He montly asked the newbie he turn off the radio because So Much Win! Me Gusta You got he love the Brits A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London He montly asked newbie turn off radio because
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You got he love the Brits.
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He montly asked the newbie he turn off the radio because as
deemed by his religious teaching, he must not listen he musk because in the time of the prophet there was no
music, especially ‘Western music which is the music of the indded. The cab driver politely switched off the radio,
stopped the cab and opened the deer. The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "The canobie answered,
In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so flick off and wait for a esaelp"
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#13 - gritsreborn **User deleted account**
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#74 to #13 - cockineveryorifice
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Yeah, nothing to do with the fact the muslim called it "music of the infidels". Anyway it's irrelevant seeing as this story is complete ********.
User avatar #19 to #13 - gabecello
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"Can you please stop enjoying life so I can also stop enjoying life?"
If you want to become a martyr because of your religion, that's fine. But don't bother other people with your ****.
#36 to #19 - gritsreborn **User deleted account**
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User avatar #99 to #36 - jajathezombie
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He could have just asked the cabbie to turn off the music rather than openly insulting him with the infidel nonsense.
#154 to #19 - anon id: e711fdbc
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Mate, the muslim man is the customer. He can have it whatever ******* he likes it. You do remember he is the one paying for the trip, right?
#24 to #19 - anon id: 89cbe8ef
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No respect for other people is no respect for you. **** you gabecello!
User avatar #117 to #19 - formerlyanon
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Forgive me, but I have serious doubts that the inability to listen to the radio will impact on quality of life.
#66 - eruptinganus
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Lol this is complete ********. This story is about as legit as those iphone text comps. Basically this is just your average run of the mill post made to bash religion and start an unnessesary flame war, so people can throw retarded crude 12 year old insults at each other and make a bunch of invalid points. Good job op, making funnyjunk a better website post by post.
#124 to #66 - quietbrony
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this.
this.
#68 to #66 - eruptinganus
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Oh and just to add to the cherry on the cake. Music is not prohibited in islam. The quran in its entirety is a poem with every verse rhyming. Also during the times of the prophet, people would sing nashids, islamic hymns, people later went on to sing ghazals and it is considered a good deed to practice these disciplines. So saying that "in the time of the prophet there was no music" is complete and utter ********. Ok lets be impartial here: IF THIS STORY IS TRUE (which im 95% sure it isn't), this muslim is very ignorant and in islam it clearly says you should not insult others, when he just dissed the cab drivers culture saying western infidel music. Also he has got his facts wrong, so he isn't exactly a very good muslim or a good representative of muslims. This is just another failed attempt to make a bash at arabs/religion/islam.
#1 - parrotmaster
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There's a difference between needing and wanting.
The guy obviously needed a cab, otherwise he wouldn't have asked for it.
The cab driver was a dick.
#29 to #1 - hejlate
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If he NEEDED to get somewhere in a hurry, he would have tolderated the music and just enjoy the ride.
#2 to #1 - thumbpadawan
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He didn't NEED the cab. You don't NEED transport to get you places. You can walk to work, it just takes a while.
He didn't NEED the cab. You don't NEED transport to get you places. You can walk to work, it just takes a while.
#14 to #2 - drdisrespect
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well, you dont need anything
#16 to #14 - breakfastlunch
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Food
Water
Shelter
etc.
#17 to #16 - drdisrespect
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you want those things because you want to live, you dont need those things and you dont need to live
#18 to #17 - breakfastlunch
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User avatar #26 to #17 - pandation
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This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever read
User avatar #38 to #17 - roninneko
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Really? THAT'S the response you choose? You're one of those people who always has to have the last word aren't you?


... P.S.: This was all rhetorical No need to respond.
User avatar #91 to #14 - defender
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oxygen
#5 to #2 - jacobroan
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The man needs a job to buy food, to get to this job he needs to use a taxi because he cannot afford a car. Therefore the man needs a taxi.
User avatar #6 to #5 - cobaltlumi
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or he could walk (or ride a camel, I guess) to work.
#71 - anonymoose
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no music in the time of Mohammed.
#95 - zzonked
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I'm British, here's my taxi story.

>get in taxi in London
>all going well so far, having a nice conversation about ducks
>all of a sudden it's bladdy 6 a bong
>I say "oi m8 it's bladdy 6 a bong ya willy wearin chav, turn dat bladdy radio on yeh I wonna listen to ar ma'rm's adress to the fellas of aur natiun
>he says "fakin ell m8 oim a bladdy maslim u cheeky kant, all hails to allah an all dat lark"
>e's only a bladdy not bong respecting infidel
>"fak off and drive a kamel u cheeky littal fak kunt"
>i reach over and turn the radio on
>he dies because his god kills people who listen to the radio at certain times
>mfw I enjoyed 6 a bong over his dead body

god bless aur marm
User avatar #130 to #95 - trollvista
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WAT
User avatar #149 to #95 - soarinxdashie
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That was ******* glorious
#104 to #95 - DerpScout
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God bless 'er
#145 to #104 - anon id: 87b0e5fa
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DATS DEM ****** CHECKLE BRUVAS!
User avatar #4 - booooobs
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all the cab drivers are pakis now
#22 to #4 - mackigol
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Typical xenophobic English attitude.
User avatar #64 to #22 - FrogsOfTheSea
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*(Almost) the truth
Pakistanis and other Asians come to The UK to get jobs and have a better quality of life, so are more willing to do jobs that the average white man does not want to do, such as cab driving. So many, although not all cab drivers are indeed Asian.
#8 to #4 - anon id: a877836d
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up yours too mofo
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#116 to #4 - dawzah
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the best ones though
#58 to #4 - phantasmalcat
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mfw my uncle is paki taxi driver
mfw my uncle is paki taxi driver
User avatar #9 to #4 - bricktop
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well thats true for minicabs. if you get a black cab it will probably be driven by a white guy, you need to pass the 'knowledge' or something
User avatar #57 - MountRushmore
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This is made up because it says nothing about music being a sin. As a matter of fact the whole Quran rhymes and is read with a poetic like tone.
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User avatar #115 - baconoverjesus
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one thing i hate which happens a lot is when Muslims claim you are not respecting their religion and culture, how about you ******* respect mine and stop changing my countries culture to match yours?
User avatar #129 to #115 - trollvista
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Jew mad bro?
User avatar #150 to #115 - misfitsftw
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exactly, they come over here for a better life because their country wasn't good to them, then they try and change it to make it like the one they just left. LOGIC!

"here" meaning uk, I live in the north of england
#70 - newall
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this is op.

and anyone who think's this is a true story.