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You got he love the Brits.
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He montly asked the newbie he turn off the radio because as
deemed by his religious teaching, he must not listen he musk because in the time of the prophet there was no
music, especially ‘Western music which is the music of the indded. The cab driver politely switched off the radio,
stopped the cab and opened the deer. The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "The canobie answered,
In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so flick off and wait for a esaelp"
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He montly asked the newbie he turn off the radio because as
deemed by his religious teaching, he must not listen he musk because in the time of the prophet there was no
music, especially ‘Western music which is the music of the indded. The cab driver politely switched off the radio,
stopped the cab and opened the deer. The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "The canobie answered,
In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so flick off and wait for a esaelp"
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N. Korean citizen (12/13/2012) [-]
the british man was then publicly executed for being rude to a muslim man in britain
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gritsreborn **User deleted account** (12/13/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
-"Hey can you turn off the music as to respect my religious beliefs?"
-"Fuck off and wait for a camel!"
Yeah, real hero right?
-"Fuck off and wait for a camel!"
Yeah, real hero right?
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eruptinganus (12/13/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
Lol this is complete bullshit. This story is about as legit as those iphone text comps. Basically this is just your average run of the mill post made to bash religion and start an unnessesary flame war, so people can throw retarded crude 12 year old insults at each other and make a bunch of invalid points. Good job op, making funnyjunk a better website post by post.
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zzonked (12/13/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
I'm British, here's my taxi story.
>get in taxi in London
>all going well so far, having a nice conversation about ducks
>all of a sudden it's bladdy 6 a bong
>I say "oi m8 it's bladdy 6 a bong ya willy wearin chav, turn dat bladdy radio on yeh I wonna listen to ar ma'rm's adress to the fellas of aur natiun
>he says "fakin ell m8 oim a bladdy maslim u cheeky kant, all hails to allah an all dat lark"
>e's only a bladdy not bong respecting infidel
>"fak off and drive a kamel u cheeky littal fak kunt"
>i reach over and turn the radio on
>he dies because his god kills people who listen to the radio at certain times
>mfw I enjoyed 6 a bong over his dead body
god bless aur marm
>get in taxi in London
>all going well so far, having a nice conversation about ducks
>all of a sudden it's bladdy 6 a bong
>I say "oi m8 it's bladdy 6 a bong ya willy wearin chav, turn dat bladdy radio on yeh I wonna listen to ar ma'rm's adress to the fellas of aur natiun
>he says "fakin ell m8 oim a bladdy maslim u cheeky kant, all hails to allah an all dat lark"
>e's only a bladdy not bong respecting infidel
>"fak off and drive a kamel u cheeky littal fak kunt"
>i reach over and turn the radio on
>he dies because his god kills people who listen to the radio at certain times
>mfw I enjoyed 6 a bong over his dead body
god bless aur marm
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MountRushmore (12/13/2012) [-] This is made up because it says nothing about music being a sin. As a matter of fact the whole Quran rhymes and is read with a poetic like tone.
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captainlhero (12/13/2012) [-] This is the biggest made up bullshit ever. I dont believe that that ever happened
#115
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baconoverjesus (12/13/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
one thing i hate which happens a lot is when Muslims claim you are not respecting their religion and culture, how about you fucking respect mine and stop changing my countries culture to match yours?
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sphinxe (12/13/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
'Got to love the Brits'
Like this would actually happen.
Like this would actually happen.
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spoodermnpls (12/13/2012) [-] "...he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel."
This makes me wanna punch OP, you lying son of a bitch.
Let me tell you why this is bullshit:
- "in the time of the prophet there was no music" BULLSHIT, wth, of course there was music, every muslim knows that, because the prophet himself talked about it...
-"especially Western music which is the music of the infidel", the fuck?, like non-muslims only exist in the West... Who would ever say this?
Anyclever normal muslim just wouldn't care or would just politely ask to turn it off...
- "so fuck off and wait for a camel", congrats on being a stereotypical dickhead.
This makes me wanna punch OP, you lying son of a bitch.
Let me tell you why this is bullshit:
- "in the time of the prophet there was no music" BULLSHIT, wth, of course there was music, every muslim knows that, because the prophet himself talked about it...
-"especially Western music which is the music of the infidel", the fuck?, like non-muslims only exist in the West... Who would ever say this?
Any
- "so fuck off and wait for a camel", congrats on being a stereotypical dickhead.
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tasomo (12/13/2012) [-]
"in the time of the prophet there was no music"
Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Music only came into existence during the adult life of Muhammad.
Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Music only came into existence during the adult life of Muhammad.
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theonlytinman (12/13/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Sorry, Im gonna call bullshit on this one. I find that in this day and age, people are not so publicly hateful towards religious individuals. Especially since he just blatantly turned down a customer because it was time to pray. I know quite a few Muslims that are some of the coolest people I know, and they pray 5 times a day, just like the Muslim in the OC.
No reason for all that shit.
No reason for all that shit.
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jamespowell (12/13/2012) [-] Can you imagine how hated this man would be if this was in america?
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NhuckCorris (12/13/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
If this was really British, it would be an arab driving the taxi, blasting shitty BBC Asian network radio, and the white guy asking him to turn it off, then getting nicked for racism.
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sarabearrawr (12/13/2012) [-] That's actually really bad..
That's like saying a Christian construction worker shouldn't use nails or wood to work, because they're what killed Jesus.
Worded that terribly, but you know what I mean.
That's like saying a Christian construction worker shouldn't use nails or wood to work, because they're what killed Jesus.
Worded that terribly, but you know what I mean.
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letsfuckshitup (12/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
"In the time of the prophet there was no music"
Seriously? Music has existed for thousands of years was before their "prophet" apparently was born.
Seriously? Music has existed for thousands of years was before their "prophet" apparently was born.
