In light of the mall shooting. holohoax. IN 1997, CARS MURDERED 1, 768 PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA 3, 064 IN CANADA 3, 599 IN GREAT BRITAIN 7, 792 IN GERMANY AND 41, 47 i Blame the jews
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In light of the mall shooting

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IN 1997, CARS MURDERED
1, 768 PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA
3, 064 IN CANADA
3, 599 IN GREAT BRITAIN
7, 792 IN GERMANY
AND 41, 471 IN THE UNITED STATES
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
To Prevent Car
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Submitted: 12/12/2012
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User avatar #4 - traelos ONLINE (12/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Time for some numbers up in this bitch.

Pop of Austrailia: 22,620,600 divided by 1,768 = 1 in every 12,794 people
Canada: 34,842,779 1 in every 11,254
Italy: 60,626,442 divided by 5,500 = 1 in every 11,022
Great Britain: 62,641,000 1 in every 17,405
France: 65,436,552 divided by 5000 1 in every 13,097
Germany: 81,726,000 1 in every 10,488
Russia: 141,930,000 divided by 28,000 = 1 in every 5,068
U.S. : 311,591,917 1 in every 7,513
India: 1,241,491,960 divided by 160,000 = 1 in every 7,759
China: 1,344,130,000 divided by 250,000 = 1 in every 5,376

While good ol' 'Murica may be pretty far down the list in order of deaths per person, these numbers are very clearly presented in as biased a way as is possible. Furthermore, a clear trend is set, being that as pop goes up, % of deaths by cars goes up as well.

Score a win for the Brits though.
#1 - asulen (12/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Populations in 1997:
Aus: 18,517,000
Can: 29,987,200
UK: 58,269,580
Ger: 82,071,000
USA: 272,657,000

Do you even statistics?
User avatar #15 - ningyoaijin (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Yes, everyone knows that every country has the same population.
#16 to #15 - enesefw (12/13/2012) [-]
Hey now, someone worked very hard to manipulate those statistics.
User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
well the us had both more cars and more people what the **** do you think would happen??
User avatar #42 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who thought cars were being murdered until i read the comments
#13 - newall (12/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
aaand everyone below me missed the joke, good job, guys.   
   
.Gif unrelated.
aaand everyone below me missed the joke, good job, guys.

.Gif unrelated.
#49 - laxitup (12/13/2012) [-]
Canada population = 34 million
Great Britain population = 60 million
German population = 81 million
United States population = 314 million
There are more people dying from everything in the United States because there are more than 3x more people that live in the United States
#45 - underaserpentsun (12/13/2012) [+] (12 replies)
the really funny fact is that the numbers are similar for gun violence and lack of health insurance. americans lose their **** over 3000 people killed on 9/11 when there are tens of thousands of people dying from easily curable diseases each year...
#58 to #57 - underaserpentsun (12/13/2012) [-]
who said i'm complaining? maybe i just enjoy trolling americans. or maybe i believe that the more you realize that your country is not as great as fox news tells you, the higher the chance that you listen to people like lawrence lessig and the young turks and start doing something about it.
User avatar #40 - Ruspanic (12/13/2012) [-]
It's a satire, people. It's really called the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, and it uses statistics like this to advocate increased gun control.
#10 - royoten (12/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't know cars could start themselves and run people over.
#51 - namesnshit ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
i dont understand this...what's the ultimate goal of this campaign? and what do they mean by car violence? car accidents?
User avatar #50 - nighthawxx (12/13/2012) [-]
The blue is made from the victim's tears
The red is made from their blood
User avatar #48 - antedeluvian (12/13/2012) [-]
this is like saying a gun is the murderer when someone shoots somone else.
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User avatar #44 to #39 - mexirican (12/13/2012) [-]
please tell me you miss spelt chromosome and lottery on purpose...
#38 - golfbob (12/13/2012) [-]
Well... If people knew how to ******* DRIVE! -.-
User avatar #20 - loganmadder (12/13/2012) [-]
The Cam Brady Campaign?
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