Too Sexy For You

Well maybe they just mean an effect that might happen, regardless of what the drugs intentional purpose is.
Like, this will make you healthy again, but you will also be very sexy.

Did OP think that you just take medicine for the fun of it?

maybe ??

MFW my medication for my ADHD says that it may cause instant death. Also heart failure, oh and total body shutdown.


That instant death is the most suspicious one to me, it would mean that the brain just says "Nahh, fuck this shit, I'm out."

I hope you're aware you're prescribed speed for ADHD lol

oh shit bro, you got it bad

I don't know why, it may be that it's because I've been up for all of 39 hours, but this my good man made me laugh.

It makes me laugh hysterically each time I read the package.

I find it funny.

Also, 39 hours? Going for a marathon? Had any energy drinks?

not recently, and it happends to me sometimes, I dunno if it's a disease or anything like that. I know, this sounds like a whack excuse, but if I don't WANT to go to sleep, I can't. and I haven't wanted to sleep. yet.

I understand. My best was a whole week. I did have a check-up at the hospital afterwards and appearantly I have mastered the art of half-sleep.

I do not sleep, but I do rest. Not as much as sleeping, but resting, you dream, yet you see what happens, leading to massive hallucinations which are controllable.

You know what the best part is? Feeling the hallucinations.

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are you taking any drugs?

aside from meth? no...

well when I did meth I didn't sleep for days and felt amazing at the fact that I did not need to sleep, which I think is a pretty common effect so it might be the meth lol..

/r/trees

I must say, I have no problem getting a boner around kittens.

here is the source you know for scientific reasons.... yeah science....
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2281981/Oh/

thank you 'science'

And then you get stuck with some fat whale's baby

The pills I'm on make me hornier than a 13 year old discovering internet porn for the first time.

Seriously, I masturbated 9 times in an hour, that shit ain't healthy.

9 times in an hour

What the fuck? In an HOUR?

Yes, in an HOUR.
You cannot possibly imagine how fucking badly I was bruised after.

damn that must be some good shit

wtf, this is interesting .. how can that even be or get connected? Do you remember any name?

Clomipramine, seems to be the one.

has that happened to you?

Although I doubt they actually have "May cause massive boners." written on them.

They probably say may cause Priapism.

Did the opposite for me. I could get it up for like 2 weeks when I first started them.

When it finally happened, it was glorious.

Too bad a boner won't make you any sexier.

good guess