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Not mine, made me laugh.

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Why it is hard to have a boys night out when you are in a
relationship:
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "boys." I told
my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the beers went down way too easily. Around 3
door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3
times. Quickly, realising my fiance would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times. laas really proud of myself for coming
up with such a quk: solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT El The next morning my
fiance asked me what time I got in, I told her "MIDNIGHT''... she
didn' t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then she said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked her
why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then said "oh **** " Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, laughed, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and faded.
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User avatar #2 - imbartichello (12/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
funny how halfway the story his wife turns into his fiancee
#6 - phanact (12/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #15 - cubicleman (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He said wife at first then fiance, which is it?
User avatar #16 to #15 - joelyrolly (12/13/2012) [-]
He was drunk give him a break.
#37 - jetthunder (12/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw tripped over the coffee table and farted
#63 - breakfastlunch (12/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not sure how believable a story can be when a wife magically turns into a fiancee
I'm not sure how believable a story can be when a wife magically turns into a fiancee
#22 - roflzaur (12/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #23 to #22 - mcdubwise (12/13/2012) [-]
you must be a blast at parties.
#177 - donttouchthat (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**donttouchthat rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at the never-ending ride ** MFW he has a wife and fiance
#24 - iwbam (12/13/2012) [-]
#109 - Yojimbo (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes...yes, we should get that fixed.
Yes...yes, we should get that fixed.
#45 - wings (12/13/2012) [-]
I lost my **** at "Tripped over the coffee table and farted."
#123 - tomesponja (12/13/2012) [-]
The clock's supposed to be crazy like that.

After all, it is a... CUCKOO CLOCK!
#47 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
he told the WIFE he would be home by midnight, but realized that his FIANCE would wake up. . . i am confused O_o
User avatar #53 to #47 - ShaunG (12/13/2012) [-]
Mormon.
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#228 - likeasalmon has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#229 to #228 - bitchplzzz (12/13/2012) [-]
read it you son of a bitch!
read it you son of a bitch!
#168 - hakeo (12/13/2012) [+] (68 replies)
#176 to #168 - tarantallegra (12/13/2012) [-]
Cocks in my ass.   
   
I 						*******					 HATE YOU, ZICO.
Cocks in my ass.

I ******* HATE YOU, ZICO.
#151 - leprakanye (12/13/2012) [-]
This is always the philosophy after a night like that.
#251 - sonron (12/13/2012) [-]
**sonron rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Getting into the Christmas spirit ** My clock!
User avatar #35 - nucularwar (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
sooooooooooo are you married or engaged?
#284 - xdjerredlongxd (12/13/2012) [-]
My clock.
My clock.
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