10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and
Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
9. My mother, never' saw the irony in
calling me a .
8. Women Knight be able to fake
orgasms. But men can fake a whole
Tiff sex is a pain in the ass, then
you' re doing it wrong...
6. How is it one careless can
star"? a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to star"? a campfire?
5. Some people are like Slinkies gqq
not really good for, anything, but you
can' T help smiling when you see one
tumble down the stairs.
4. Why does someone believe you
when you say there are four, billion
stars, but check when you say the
paint is wet?
3. Crowded elevators smell different
2. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from
diarrhea... does that mean that one
1. Do not argue with an idiot, He will
drag you down to his level and beat
you with experience.