A quick joke. Just the occasional hue. A squirrel and an ewl were sitting in a tree, watering a farmer. The Squirrel turns tn the ewl and aaye nothing, because
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A quick joke

Just the occasional hue

A squirrel and an ewl were sitting
in a tree, watering a farmer. The
Squirrel turns tn the ewl and aaye
nothing, because squirrels can' t
talk, and the ewl eats the squirrel
because it is a bird of prey.
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Submitted: 12/12/2012
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#1 - paarskwadraat (12/12/2012) [-]
this is very well written and very compelling
#5 - internetrep (12/13/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Whats Green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.




Why was Timmy Sad?

He had a frog stapled to his face.




Why did the plane crash?

The driver was a baguette
User avatar #33 - ryanmck (12/13/2012) [-]
Liek dis if u cri evry teim
#40 - DANKNOFAM (12/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Well owl be damned
#18 - sheathedfang (12/13/2012) [+] (7 replies)
What does the farmer do?
User avatar #19 to #18 - rubberpig (12/13/2012) [-]
He brutally ******* his loving wife and son.
#44 - misterwhatever (12/13/2012) [-]
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#41 - jitterz (12/13/2012) [-]
two slices of bacon are sizzling in a pan, one slice turns to the other and says "it sure is hot in here" the other exclaims "AHHH! Talking bacon!!!"
two slices of bacon are sizzling in a pan, one slice turns to the other and says "it sure is hot in here" the other exclaims "AHHH! Talking bacon!!!"
#37 - daaaaarkstar (12/13/2012) [-]






Hue.
#53 - Rellik (12/13/2012) [-]
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#24 - helidead (12/13/2012) [-]
I was misled good sir
I was misled good sir
#55 - spiceycoughdrop (12/13/2012) [-]
well then. That took a rather surprising turn.
well then. That took a rather surprising turn.
#23 - iom (12/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #17 - rubberpig (12/13/2012) [-]
A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?"
User avatar #3 - sabdoor ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
The owl then died from the poison put out by the farmer, that had just been ingested by the squirrel .
#2 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
I love anti-jokes
#50 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [-]
The title made me read the joke quickly.....
#31 - mrmattastic (12/13/2012) [-]
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