Dear Lord,. OH LAWD. Dear Lord, Please let December 22nd be the beginning of the zambie apocalypse, I need a reason to shoot people in the head! lloll '. As long as they're slow to medium paced zombies, and not too smart... I'm okay with this. Please no 28 days later zombies.. Please.
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Dear Lord,

OH LAWD

Dear Lord,
Please let December 22nd
be the beginning
of the zambie
apocalypse, I
need a reason
to shoot people
in the head!
lloll '
...
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#19 - roytmustang (12/13/2012) [-]
As long as they're slow to medium paced zombies, and not too smart... I'm okay with this.    
   
   
Please no 28 days later zombies.. Please.
As long as they're slow to medium paced zombies, and not too smart... I'm okay with this.


Please no 28 days later zombies.. Please.
#34 - hauntzor (12/13/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>no more civilized society
>no more regular source of food
>total ******* anarchy
>realizing that you might have to murder your family, friends, neighbors and coworkers
>no more meaning to life other than not getting killed
>no electricity/power sources
>eventually, the resources we've managed to scrap will run out
>your pets will probably end up being slaughtered for food by that point

GOLLY GEE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SURE SOUNDS LIKE FUN

The mere thought of such a scenario scares the **** out of me. I can't imagine why everyone secretly wants to kill each other like this. I mean, yeah, people can be assholes sometimes, but I don't ******* hold a grudge against humanity.
#31 - phanact (12/13/2012) [-]
Face it. Most of us are screwed when the zombie apocalypse comes

Video games haven't prepared us for zombies as much as we think
User avatar #77 - breakfastskippa (12/13/2012) [+] (12 replies)
You want a zombie apocalypse? You are too scared to talk to a girl and you think you can go up against a merciless horde of undead flesh eating ************* ? Yeah ok buddy.
#78 to #77 - smokeymouse (12/13/2012) [-]
its different. trust me.
#74 - warlockrichard (12/13/2012) [-]
left 4 dead
the early years
User avatar #59 - lucrox (12/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
everyone is ready for the zombie apocalypse but what happens if you are the first zombie?
User avatar #60 to #59 - sora2534 (12/13/2012) [-]
Considering all the convenience store chili dogs I've eaten, I wouldn't be surprised if I were the first zed.
#63 - darklit (12/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #57 - givehimthemulk (12/13/2012) [-]
Can they please be Shawn of the Dead zombies? I could deal with that **** .
#56 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
A zombie apocalypse would suck, everyone would die, after a certain point, there won't be help, just a "see how long it takes to die" situation. My plan, find a large metal object, go out and kill as many as I can and die in the process. I'm going to die of starvation or get shot by another person or in my sleep, why not go down fighting? Plus Australia has strict gun laws, I probably can't even find a gun.
A zombie apocalypse would suck, everyone would die, after a certain point, there won't be help, just a "see how long it takes to die" situation. My plan, find a large metal object, go out and kill as many as I can and die in the process. I'm going to die of starvation or get shot by another person or in my sleep, why not go down fighting? Plus Australia has strict gun laws, I probably can't even find a gun.
#44 - zhanken (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
OP on the first day of the zombie apocalypse. Yeah, you are a weakling and a pussy
User avatar #48 to #44 - HarvietheDinkle (12/13/2012) [-]
if you're gonna insult OP, you need to make a witty pun or some joke.
+3
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#8 - lordlucifer (12/13/2012) [-]
As you wish my child.
User avatar #47 - mrspartanman (12/13/2012) [-]
If the zombie apocalypse actually happens. I'm at least expecting a couple of you guys to "shoot anybody on sight." So, just to make a request. Please don't shoot me. I'll just wear a paper taped to my back saying my user name so you guys will know. Please god. D:
#87 - sirfistalot (12/13/2012) [-]
TWD game just made me view zombie scenario in a whole different level, not just like "hurr zombies, god mode turn on, get summm!!!"
plus I live in a central europe, if the zombies will strike, I would probably die:
1,Eaten alive
2,Freeze to death
3,Starve to death
4,Some dumb dildo will probably shoot me
5,an hero
User avatar #76 - severepwner ONLINE (12/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Play Grand Theft Auto 4
No wants to be a criminal.

Play Nazi Zombies, Left 4 Dead etc.
I HOPE IT'S A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
User avatar #84 to #76 - DrSalvador (12/13/2012) [-]
Play Killing Floor on Hell On Earth and you'll never want to see another zombie again
User avatar #20 - falloutfanatic (12/13/2012) [-]
Why do people want it to happen? I think a zombie outbreak could happen, and im well prepared for it, but i in no way want it to happen. Billions would die. Civilization would collapse and everything we know would end. My family, close friends, even people i like/tolerate could potentially die. I agree the world needs a reset button, i just hope it isnt that.
User avatar #7 - jbails (12/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I really hope the world doesn't end, it's my birthday on the 22nd and I'm seeing one of my favourite bands live.
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