George Carlin joke. Not made by me, retoast... Two nights ago i was masterbating in my room. After having sharp pains in my lower right abdomen i thought i was having an appendicitis. So being the person i a
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George Carlin joke

Not made by me, retoast.

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Submitted: 12/12/2012
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User avatar #11 - The Fonz (12/13/2012) [-]
Two nights ago i was masterbating in my room. After having sharp pains in my lower right abdomen i thought i was having an appendicitis. So being the person i am i take the next twenty minutes finishing, clearing my history, thheeeeeeennnn going to the hospital. I did not want to die being a sick **** .
#6 - TheSchwartz (12/13/2012) [-]
Either way, you're dead.

Wouldn't have it any other way…
#10 - brayburn (12/13/2012) [-]
This must be how Michael Hutchence feels
User avatar #7 - denonymous (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i remember that coming and going joke when he was talking about different ways to kill people, or i could be mistaken
User avatar #5 - occamsrazor (12/13/2012) [-]
I would know. It would be both.
User avatar #4 - brawlman (12/13/2012) [-]
he died as he came
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User avatar #1 - quitethedelicacy (12/12/2012) [-]
You would venture to the mystical floating island of Mandango, where people live from the best wine and steaming hot sex.
User avatar #3 - davvi (12/13/2012) [-]
>implying you can only come while masturbating
>now we now how often george carlin has sex
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