Those Damn Canadians

Needs more "sorry".

<-- what you get when you leave america

Its almost scary how polite we are
>be 14
>skating with some people I barely know
>Someone tried to do a trick and sliced my hand open
>Me: "I'm so sorry!!!"
>Him: "No I'm sorry!"
>we argued about being sorry while I bled on the ice

wait... you don't have bagged milk in 'murica?

We aren't that nice, our sarcasm is just so advanced people mistake it for genuine kindness...

>come here from the milk post

Nice try Canada, I've seen your true face. It's all fun and games until someone mentions milk. Or hockey.

All Canandians are born with a serrated knife secluded somewhere on their bodies for natural protection against polar bears and native Quebecois. They spend their days training and honing their blades in preparation for the Great Culling where they shall purge the earth of all inferior species.

That's why they are all so nice to us. They know we're fucked anyway.

Why have there been so many posts about Canada lately?

Canadian hospitality eh.

Cadana here I come!

At first i thought that this whole "Canadian are extremely polite" was bullshit, and then, one day, a guy i had on Skype, asked me if i wanted to play Minecraft with him, i say sure but i have the pirate version, and he tells me that he will buy me the game. He did, and we played a couple times.




inb4 "cool story bro"

Fuck yeah, Canadian courtesy.

I'm Canadian and I've never seen bagged milk or ever heard anyone talk about it

Actual Canadian police

Ah Canada, they're like our younger, less interesting brothers.

AMERICA HAS BAGGED MILK TOO!!