Those Assholes.... We all just thought it was a harmless game... in helicopter indian 258 points 9 hours ago [-] ml peeked at people' s shoes under my arm durin
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Those Assholes.... We all just thought it was a harmless game... in helicopter indian 258 points 9 hours ago [-] ml peeked at people' s shoes under my arm durin

We all just thought it was a harmless game..

in helicopter indian 258 points 9 hours ago [-]
ml peeked at people' s shoes under my arm during "Heads Up Sewn Up"
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a, magicfreak 163 points 9 hours ago [-]
f This isn' t a game so much as an introduction to cheating
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in 26 points 5 hours ago [-]
Actually, teachers use this game to discover who the cheaters are. Then, they watch those students closely
throughout the year. This is common knowledge among teachers.
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#9 - seniorpokeman (12/13/2012) [-]
I was a god damn bad ass when it came to heads up 7 up.
You mother ******* think you were good at it? Just tapping at them with your fingers and going back like the little chicken **** you were? Yeah, I'm sure you do think you were ******* amazing at it, you ******* cunts.
But just sit back and watch for one little minute of your worthless, measly life, listen.
Step 1- Fingers n' **** :
I don't know if you know this, but every human has different fingers. That's right. Every. God. Damn. Human. And with that, the kids can always tell who put their finger down with enough thought. They can determine: "Okay, is this a guy, or is it a girl? Is it a person that would be agressive, or a little bitch like Mike?" And you will be caught, and you'll have to sit your little bitch ass back down.
BUT NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO, YOU WORTHLESS CUNT! NOW LISTEN UP!
Using either your sleeve or a piece of paper, push down on the person's finger. They'll get the god damn message, and they won't have a single god damn clue as to which ****** touched their thumb.
Step 2- Cheating cunts:
There are going to be cheating cunts in your class. They are going to peak off the side of their desk, see your little gay ass glow in the dark MLP sneakers, and call your bitch ass out on it when your standing in front of the room. To avoid this bowel emptying moment, simply have two people stand next to you when you put their thumb down. They're gonna be all "da fuq, ***** b havin 6 legs'n **** ", and you'll just walk away, free as a ******* bird.
Step 3- Laugh at the wrong time:
Laugh when some guy is up to call out a persone if you DIDN'T pick him. That mother ****** with think you did it, call you, fail, and feel like a stupid cunt. The bitch that DID pick him with be thankful. Probably even give you a handy.
Step 4- Just ******* Cheat:
Yeah. You heard me. Cheat. This is mother ******* 7 up, bitch. You either go hard, or go home. Don't let morals get in the way of victory.
Get on my level.
#10 to #9 - John Cena (12/13/2012) [-]
To step one, just poke them the opposite of your personality. A women could use force and a man could just meekly tap them.
User avatar #18 to #9 - danniegurl (12/13/2012) [-]
people also tend to look away when they picked you, so look for that person.
if you want to avoid someone guessing you, make sure you look at them when it's their turn.
User avatar #26 to #9 - onkii (12/13/2012) [-]
will you have my children?
#35 to #26 - seniorpokeman (12/13/2012) [-]
Step away, mother ****** . Nobody is worthy of my junk but me. That's just how badass I am.
#36 to #35 - onkii (12/13/2012) [-]
What the flip did you just flippin' say about me you piece of crap? I'll have you know I graduated top of my club in the Happy Hands, and I've been involved in numerous classroom performances in my school, and I've earned over 300 confirmed claps. I am trained in Rex Kwon Do and I'm the top dancer in Preston High School. You are nothing to me but just another freakin' idiot. I will wipe you the flip out with sweet moves the likes of which have never been seen on this Earth, mark my flippin' words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the internet? Think again, retard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Pedro's cousins across North America and your address is being looked up right now so you better prepare for the storm, you fat lard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're flippin' dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can outdance you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without my sweet moon boots. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cage fighting, but I have access to a freakin' twelve-gauge that I have used to its full extent to wipe some miserable wolverines off the face of my cousin, you decroded piece of crap. If only you could have known the unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held you flippin' tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you freakin' idiot. I will explace explosives all over you and you will drown in them. You're flippin' dead,seniorpokeman
#38 to #36 - seniorpokeman (12/13/2012) [-]
Oh yeah? Well I 			******		 your Waifu, faggot.
Oh yeah? Well I ****** your Waifu, faggot.
#39 to #38 - onkii (12/13/2012) [-]
i don't have a waifu
i don't have a waifu
#40 to #39 - seniorpokeman (12/13/2012) [-]
So let me get this straight. Not only do the girls in real life hate you, but even your imaginary girlfriends? **** dude, that's rough
#41 to #40 - onkii (12/13/2012) [-]
yeah, it's a good thing girls in real life hate me because i'm not a lesbian
yeah, it's a good thing girls in real life hate me because i'm not a lesbian
#43 to #41 - seniorpokeman (12/13/2012) [-]
A... a female?!? THOSE ARE THOSE THINGS WITH VAGINAS!
#45 to #44 - seniorpokeman (12/13/2012) [-]
But mai waifu might find out!
#49 to #46 - galkawhm (12/13/2012) [-]
EVERYONE WALK THE DINOSAUR!
#47 to #46 - seniorpokeman (12/13/2012) [-]
On the floor. Also ran out of relevant reaction images.
#13 - theuncreativekid ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
That's why I would always make sure to widely around them and tap them from behind.  Then I would smile creepily and stare into the eyes of every person while they were guessing kinda like this gif
That's why I would always make sure to widely around them and tap them from behind. Then I would smile creepily and stare into the eyes of every person while they were guessing kinda like this gif
User avatar #14 to #13 - theuncreativekid ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
*walk widely around
User avatar #15 - danniegurl (12/13/2012) [-]
i tried to look at shoes, but they usually weren't in view.
one time, i got the guy who picked me by the way he sounded when he was breathing. he was a bit loud when he breathed and sounded a certain way (it was a small class and i'd known everyone there for at least 4 years).
User avatar #5 - jbails (12/13/2012) [-]
We called is Heads Down Thumbs Up...where does the seven come from?
#31 - weinerdick ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
I never got picked so I eventually said 			****		 it.   
When the teacher said about us playing it, I'd get up, go to the back of the class and read until the end of the class.
I never got picked so I eventually said **** it.
When the teacher said about us playing it, I'd get up, go to the back of the class and read until the end of the class.
#3 - deathhardiv (12/12/2012) [-]
What the 			****
What the ****
User avatar #48 - galkawhm (12/13/2012) [-]
I forget what this game was. Can someone give me a refresher?
User avatar #30 - loszombis (12/13/2012) [-]
its called Heads Down Thumbs Up where I am.. wheres the seven from?
#32 to #30 - drakebro (12/13/2012) [-]
i think it's because seven people go around and touch the people with their heads down.
User avatar #33 to #32 - loszombis (12/13/2012) [-]
ohhh we use 5..
#34 to #33 - drakebro (12/13/2012) [-]
oh. well heads up five up doesn't sound as good....
User avatar #37 to #34 - loszombis (12/13/2012) [-]
i think thats why its called heads down thumbs up here
#28 - alexlife (12/13/2012) [-]
Where did the items go?!!?: :I
#29 to #28 - alexlife (12/13/2012) [-]
Found it - Nvm :P
User avatar #25 - baracknessmonster (12/13/2012) [-]
I would listen to the footsteps. some kids would stomp their goddamn feet when they walk so you could tell who it was
User avatar #12 - Nataszsza (12/13/2012) [-]
I've never played this game before, could someone please tell me what is it about? :(
#16 to #12 - irishlawyer (12/13/2012) [-]
all the students sit at their desks with their heads turned down and arms raised, with their thumb raised as well. Seven people were chosen to walk around and push down someone's thumb, one each
then the seven people who had their thumbs pressed down would stand up and guess who pressed their thumb.
User avatar #17 to #12 - chuca (12/13/2012) [-]
7 kids walk around the room(everyone else has their head down) and each kid picks a kid, then the ones who got picked try to guess who picked them
User avatar #8 - joeledo ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
And the fact that your friend picks you EVERY DAMN TIME
User avatar #7 - maxismahname (12/13/2012) [-]
one time this kid with glasses was hovering his ******* head above his arm and i told the teacher. she said it's because he has glasses. he won every ******* time.
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