Genius. . flit’. >be dragonborn >walking outside of whiterun >just screwing around when all of a sudden it drops in >It's a simple blood dragon so i make relatively  Genius flit’ >be dragonborn >walking outside of whiterun >just screwing around when all a sudden it drops in >It's simple blood dragon so i make relatively
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#25 - mattdoggy
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>be dragonborn   
>walking outside of whiterun    
>just screwing around when all of a sudden it drops in   
>It's a simple blood dragon so i make relatively quick work of it   
>before i can dispatch it another blood dragon comes in   
>that's odd but i am confident   
>before i can land a blow on him i hear some ungodly noises   
>i look up to see 9 dragons   
>apparently the system glitched and kept spitting out dragons right above me   
>i pause it and screw around with settings which somehow cures the glitch but not the dragons    
>actually put into a really tough fight where i probably won't survive   
>use all my shouts, spells, and weapons i can to hold out   
>also do my best to keep healing the guards to keep them alive   
>manage to eventually kill all the dragons and not a single guard died   
>feel like true dragonborn   
>go over to my new guard combat brothers to celebrate with them   
>"so you can cast a few spells, am i supposed to be impressed"   
>......   
>so i can never return to whiterun again
>be dragonborn
>walking outside of whiterun
>just screwing around when all of a sudden it drops in
>It's a simple blood dragon so i make relatively quick work of it
>before i can dispatch it another blood dragon comes in
>that's odd but i am confident
>before i can land a blow on him i hear some ungodly noises
>i look up to see 9 dragons
>apparently the system glitched and kept spitting out dragons right above me
>i pause it and screw around with settings which somehow cures the glitch but not the dragons
>actually put into a really tough fight where i probably won't survive
>use all my shouts, spells, and weapons i can to hold out
>also do my best to keep healing the guards to keep them alive
>manage to eventually kill all the dragons and not a single guard died
>feel like true dragonborn
>go over to my new guard combat brothers to celebrate with them
>"so you can cast a few spells, am i supposed to be impressed"
>......
>so i can never return to whiterun again

User avatar #275 to #25 - fusrohnope
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Just keep walking man....




Even if Whiterun guards are hunting you.
User avatar #242 to #25 - shitblossom
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Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
User avatar #207 to #25 - thedungeonmaster
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And thats why I burned down Whiterun your honor
#296 to #25 - graknab
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>Dragonborn
>Listener
>Guild master
>Harbinger of companions
>Arch mage
>Save the world from vampires
>Kill Alduin the World Eater, save the world from dragon-apocalypse
>Assassin of the emperor

"TO PROVE YOU ARE WORTHY OF THE STORMCLOAKS YOU MUST KILL AN ICE WRAITH"
User avatar #34 to #25 - bitchplzzz
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so is life in whterun
#183 to #25 - chezburgadominator
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By the gods, I dont know what to say......

No lollygaggin'.
User avatar #76 to #25 - rockamekishiko
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>milkdrinker
#93 to #25 - thestrangestboner
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YFW
User avatar #62 to #25 - thexxtalonxx
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The only unrealistic thing about Skyrim is how the towns people are completely oblivious and even rude/hostile they are to the Dragonborn when they KNOW how ******* powerful a Dragonborn is because of THEIR ******* LEGENDS.

I facepalm everytime I think about it.
#103 to #62 - seankely
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That was one of the first things I noticed about the new DLC. Almost every character in the DLC's main town has unique dialougue related to major quest that help the city.
#64 - thebigpenguin
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#271 to #64 - fractalius
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Funnyjunk in a nutshell. Some faggot waits 10 minutes for comments to say "Comments: 63" then posts a picture. All of funnyjunk is wet for this ******
#138 to #64 - gustaviaable
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User avatar #140 to #64 - iamchicken
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In the words of Darth Vader: Impressive, most impressive.
User avatar #77 to #64 - badsamaritan
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Please explain I am a retard
User avatar #81 to #77 - HordeyWordey
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Nintendo 64
#139 to #64 - emeremer
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oh sheeeeeeet
oh sheeeeeeet
#119 to #64 - xCONGiEx
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you sir are a badass
you sir are a badass
User avatar #108 to #64 - fxtom
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Just gave you you're 64th thumb :)
#147 to #108 - pewpewmagic
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*your
#84 to #64 - falloutfanatic
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bravo
bravo
#65 to #64 - thearcher
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That coincidence!
User avatar #78 to #65 - exotic
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'coincidence'
User avatar #89 to #78 - animedudej
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i would call it timing... someone could have posted while he was typing it and he would get 65...
#95 to #64 - xxelmarcocfcxx
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#92 to #64 - galkawhm
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#3 - MCPO
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That Courier that killed the last fourt Legion Assassination teams, let's try to kill him this time.
#12 to #3 - anon id: 06a96572
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At least they put up a challenge on hard, what with those damn .45-70's and ****.
User avatar #29 to #3 - samxdaxman
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wait, isnt he the guy who invaded hoover dam and killed everything there within half an hour? he must be tired, lets get him!
User avatar #11 to #3 - sorrowofdaedalus
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To be fair, that is how it really works in warfare. There was a WWII sniper known as The White Death who had over 900 confirmed kills, and a good chunk of them were anti-sniper teams sent specifically to find him, but they still kept sending more. Eventually, he got shot in the head by one of them.


.....And lived. But that's besides the point. The point is, you don't know if you're going to succeed until you try.
User avatar #100 to #11 - yunogasaii
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So the White Death had over 900 confirmed kills, but was he trained in gorilla warfare?
#44 to #11 - anon id: 9f2de33c
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yeah his name was simo haya. something like 753 kills, but still that's goddamn insane
User avatar #106 to #44 - admiralen
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actually he killed a lot of russians in their camps while they were sleeping
#208 to #106 - onceapiece
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Ya. I think anon is right about his snipes, but he also killed quite a few people with his SMG. Makes me happy that tf2 has a sniper with an smg
#101 - theslighttroll
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>be fully mastered werewolf
>running around and come across a trail
>dude comes out
>gimmie yo monies ***** or ill cut you
>mfw
#4 - waffies
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Catch criminal scum? Sorry, we only catch Dragonborn warriors!
Catch criminal scum? Sorry, we only catch Dragonborn warriors!
#18 to #4 - mattdoggy
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#94 to #4 - thestrangestboner
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#27 - reallynotdashie
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#86 - drainbramage
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Ok, so I was playing a Skyrim, doing a bunch of sidequests or whatever, I come to a town where I have to get information or something and I came to this one guy who I was about to talk to when suddenly a Legendary dragon swoops down to attack the town and NPC's being as useless as they are it was me fighting the damn thing while guards die all around me, the dragon is finally dead. I talk to the guy after the fight and he says to "I ain't telling you anything, now you will be beaten to a pulp!" (or something along those lines, basically he was saying he was going to kick my ass) he then begins swinging at me for a brawl while the fresh skeleton of a dragon that I killed single handed and absorbed the soul of is laying about 5 inches behind him.    
   
.Gif related, it's how the brawl went down.
Ok, so I was playing a Skyrim, doing a bunch of sidequests or whatever, I come to a town where I have to get information or something and I came to this one guy who I was about to talk to when suddenly a Legendary dragon swoops down to attack the town and NPC's being as useless as they are it was me fighting the damn thing while guards die all around me, the dragon is finally dead. I talk to the guy after the fight and he says to "I ain't telling you anything, now you will be beaten to a pulp!" (or something along those lines, basically he was saying he was going to kick my ass) he then begins swinging at me for a brawl while the fresh skeleton of a dragon that I killed single handed and absorbed the soul of is laying about 5 inches behind him.

.Gif related, it's how the brawl went down.
#225 to #86 - anon id: dbeca7cd
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What show do you know?
#109 - NAPOM
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User avatar #43 to #17 - Gandalfthewhite
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yeah that really pisses me off, and the best thing you can be in the game is a thane. at least in oblivion everyone praised and worshiped you for being in the final fight and being the champion of cyrodill etc
#118 - brinden
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>fighting dragon
>wolf attacks me
>doyouevenliftbro?
mfw
#144 to #118 - harbingerwolf
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