Standard Human Anatomy. . Posterior Nervous System Commonly known as the or brainus, " this lobe is responsible for randomly jettisoning information from your c
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Standard Human Anatomy

Posterior Nervous System
Commonly known as the or
brainus, " this lobe is responsible for
randomly jettisoning information from
your cerebral cortex via a procedure
known colloquially as a "brain fart." In
extreme cases, a brain fart will solidify
into diarrhea of the mouth.
Dorsal Maternal Eye
A pair of auxiliary eyeballs that
mothers develop in the back of their
head. This allows them to prevent
their kids from ever doing anything
remotely fun or cool.
Infinite Mucus Sinus
A deep nasal sinus cavity that activates
when the body experiences cold or
symptoms. It NEVER runs out
of mucus. Like, ever.
Melodramatic Tear Duct
A tear duct adjacent to the primary
one that only activates while watching
movies you know you shouldn' t my at
but just can 't help yourself. Sometimes
it is triggered by the increased altitude
experienced while watching movies
on an airplane.
Titular Ear Center
An organ near the inner ear that
allows you to hear your name in noisy
rooms, as you age, this organ is also
responsible for hearing and pronouncing
celebrities' names incorrectly.
Maternal Epidermis
A layer of skin that
covers the hands of many childbearing
females. It allows them to easily pick
up incredibly hot baking sheets and
pans without the use of gloves or
homestate potholders.
Drunk Lungs
A miniature set of lungs
that become active when the body is
inebriated. This explains why several
people only smoke while drunk.
Male Secondary Brain
A smaller brain located near the male
genitalia. When aroused it suppresses
the upper brain 's judgement center,
which often leads to unsuccessful
flirting attempts and eating a spicy
thing because your bro said it would
be cool.
Dessert Stomach
A secondary organ reserved solely
for when the primary stomach is
full but you still really want to get
that Chocolate Volcano Brownie
because it just looks SO GOOD.
Cinema Bladder
A significantly smaller urinary bladder
that your body uses exclusively during
movies. It is roughly 1/ 4 the size of a
standard “smal " movie theater soda.
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