Omegle. . You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! hey you are trapped in a cave with a bear blocking your path out, and you have nothing but a cond
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Omegle

You are now chatting with a random stranger.
Say hi!
hey
you are trapped in a cave with a bear blocking your
path out, and you have nothing but a condom, how
do you get out?
uhmm ****
uhmm
flovk
This is like some Mac Guyver ****
haha Imam
I guess I' m going to have to **** the bear before it
Saftey first
I Type your message were I
...
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Submitted: 12/12/2012
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#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You should totally charge your phone, man.
#2 - burntsilver (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Saftey First.....
#6 to #2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/12/2012) [-]
That's not a grammar mistake it's a spelling mistake, if you're going to correct someone at least do it correctly.
User avatar #11 - dawdawdwa (12/12/2012) [-]
1 put condom on head
2 inflate to form a giant bubble
3 bear gets confused over me growing a giant bubble head
4 punch bear until it turns into a door
5 go home
6 improve bat cave with awesome new bear-door
User avatar #7 - trollofhalo (12/12/2012) [-]
CATCH THE ZUBATS AND FIGHT THE URSARING
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2012) [-]
YOU SUCK
User avatar #10 - antisocialtwilight (12/12/2012) [-]
1.) Inflate condom.
2.) Tie into balloon animal.
The bear will think it's a real animal, therefore:
3.) Throw it to distract the bear.
4.) "Got away safely!"
#9 - wooyoungkim (12/12/2012) [-]
MFW "Mac Guyver"
#8 - braxtotxarb (12/12/2012) [-]
Charge your iphone!
User avatar #14 - badsamaritan (12/13/2012) [-]
**badsamaritan rolls 537,860,600**
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#13 - magidoof **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 - isuckdickformoney (12/12/2012) [-]
charge your phone man
User avatar #1 - chrolt (12/12/2012) [-]
Call the Wonder Twins! They'll stop it with their gopher moat.
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